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Candy Corn
PenIsite
posted 05-16-2001 18:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Candy Corn   Click Here to Email Candy Corn     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I was just wondering what the erudite and always demure ladies of PenIs think of this fine new product.
Hmmmmm?

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PeterWiggin
Resident PenIs MC
posted 05-16-2001 19:07     Click Here to See the Profile for PeterWiggin   Click Here to Email PeterWiggin     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
holy hygiene batman.

PeterWiggin

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Bex
Delicate Flower
posted 05-16-2001 19:29     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That must have been invented by a man.

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 05-16-2001 21:17     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh my God I want to lick 'em![/Adam Sandler]

And hi Candy, where ya been?

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cyd
Sheep sex0r
posted 05-17-2001 07:59     Click Here to See the Profile for cyd   Click Here to Email cyd     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i like how it says:
"another satisfaction
after shower."

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cyd
Sheep sex0r
posted 05-17-2001 08:01     Click Here to See the Profile for cyd   Click Here to Email cyd     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
and mightymon and peterwiggen
take offense to being called
ladies just because they posted
to a thread asking for the opinions
of ladies.
i, however, don't mind.

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cyd
Sheep sex0r
posted 05-17-2001 08:21     Click Here to See the Profile for cyd   Click Here to Email cyd     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i also like how they are
watering flowers with the
product in the picture.

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Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
posted 05-17-2001 11:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It was definitely invented by a man, as are most feminine hygiene products.There's no way I would purchase anything like that. God I'm bored...

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Slug
Uber PenIs
posted 05-17-2001 12:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Slug   Click Here to Email Slug     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
A great stocking stuffer come Christmas time.

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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 05-17-2001 18:36     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i think its one of the coolest gag gifts (top 20) but it is a stupid idea and yeah prolly designed by a man

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 05-17-2001 22:13     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by cyd:
...and mightymon and peterwiggen
take offense to being called
ladies ...

Whatever gave you that impression?

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 05-18-2001 00:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well... it did say ladies And Mightymon so I dont know.. perhaps mightymon should be offended about being singled out?

-Chris

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 05-18-2001 02:08     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Why would I be offended? Let's diagram the topic sentence.

Something|
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\for_the_ladies_
\and_MightyMon

Ok. Obviously we have a sentence fragment here. There's no real verb. "For," as well all know, is a preposition, and begins a prepositional phrase.

Now, onto the meat of the matter. Offended at being singled out? Hardly. This is obviously an attempt by Cand Corn to, yes, single me out, but in a good way. In fact, it's an invitation. it's as if she is saying, "Mon, here, come use this on me, in whatever way you see fit!" The fact that she throws in "for the ladies" is to confuse the huddled masses and let only me know the truth.

Which is, of course, exactly what happened. Right, Candy?

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Bex
Delicate Flower
posted 05-18-2001 06:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Mon,

If Candy Corn actually wants that abomination used on her, either for intended or extra-label purposes, I guess it would make sense that she would imply such a thing to YOU. Although, personally my choice for such perversions would be Zippy.

I just keep shuddering at the thought of that much water pressure coming from something that is essentially plugging up the exit.

If I were to design such a thing to use in the shower, the long portion would be sealed, but would allow warm water to circulate inside and then there'd be water streaming from around the base. Maybe with a pulsing option..

Uhm.. yeah.

Hrm.

-Bex

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Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
posted 05-18-2001 10:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Pulse? Hmmm... and instead of being molded plastic make the body of the thing some kind of soft comfy material... I could deal with that.

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Candy Corn
PenIsite
posted 05-18-2001 20:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Candy Corn   Click Here to Email Candy Corn     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
See? NOW we're stimulating some constructive, yet titillating improvements!

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Unregistered Person
unregistered
posted 05-19-2001 08:10           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Jimbo the Tech Guy wants me to post here as an unregistered user to test something. (in other words, completely ignore this post.)

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