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Topic: Something for the ladies.... and MightyMon
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Candy Corn PenIsite
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posted 05-16-2001 18:46
I was just wondering what the erudite and always demure ladies of PenIs think of this fine new product. Hmmmmm?IP: Logged |
PeterWiggin Resident PenIs MC
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posted 05-16-2001 19:07
holy hygiene batman.PeterWiggin IP: Logged |
Bex Delicate Flower
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posted 05-16-2001 19:29
That must have been invented by a man.IP: Logged |
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 05-16-2001 21:17
Oh my God I want to lick 'em![/Adam Sandler]And hi Candy, where ya been? ------------------ I live for a great halter-top. IP: Logged |
cyd Sheep sex0r
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posted 05-17-2001 07:59
i like how it says: "another satisfaction after shower."IP: Logged |
cyd Sheep sex0r
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posted 05-17-2001 08:01
and mightymon and peterwiggen take offense to being called ladies just because they posted to a thread asking for the opinions of ladies. i, however, don't mind.IP: Logged |
cyd Sheep sex0r
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posted 05-17-2001 08:21
i also like how they are watering flowers with the product in the picture.IP: Logged |
Bitchgoddess battin' .500
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posted 05-17-2001 11:44
It was definitely invented by a man, as are most feminine hygiene products.There's no way I would purchase anything like that. God I'm bored...IP: Logged |
Slug Uber PenIs
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posted 05-17-2001 12:28
A great stocking stuffer come Christmas time.IP: Logged |
nuentoter Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 05-17-2001 18:36
i think its one of the coolest gag gifts (top 20) but it is a stupid idea and yeah prolly designed by a manIP: Logged |
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 05-17-2001 22:13
quote: Originally posted by cyd: ...and mightymon and peterwiggen take offense to being called ladies ...
Whatever gave you that impression? ------------------ I live for a great halter-top. IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 05-18-2001 00:49
Well... it did say ladies And Mightymon so I dont know.. perhaps mightymon should be offended about being singled out?  -Chris IP: Logged |
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 05-18-2001 02:08
Why would I be offended? Let's diagram the topic sentence.Something| ---------- \for_the_ladies_ \and_MightyMon Ok. Obviously we have a sentence fragment here. There's no real verb. "For," as well all know, is a preposition, and begins a prepositional phrase. Now, onto the meat of the matter. Offended at being singled out? Hardly. This is obviously an attempt by Cand Corn to, yes, single me out, but in a good way. In fact, it's an invitation. it's as if she is saying, "Mon, here, come use this on me, in whatever way you see fit!" The fact that she throws in "for the ladies" is to confuse the huddled masses and let only me know the truth. Which is, of course, exactly what happened. Right, Candy?  ------------------ I live for a great halter-top. IP: Logged |
Bex Delicate Flower
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posted 05-18-2001 06:13
Mon,If Candy Corn actually wants that abomination used on her, either for intended or extra-label purposes, I guess it would make sense that she would imply such a thing to YOU. Although, personally my choice for such perversions would be Zippy. I just keep shuddering at the thought of that much water pressure coming from something that is essentially plugging up the exit. If I were to design such a thing to use in the shower, the long portion would be sealed, but would allow warm water to circulate inside and then there'd be water streaming from around the base. Maybe with a pulsing option.. Uhm.. yeah. Hrm. -Bex IP: Logged |
Bitchgoddess battin' .500
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posted 05-18-2001 10:43
Pulse? Hmmm... and instead of being molded plastic make the body of the thing some kind of soft comfy material... I could deal with that. IP: Logged |
Candy Corn PenIsite
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posted 05-18-2001 20:23
See? NOW we're stimulating some constructive, yet titillating improvements!IP: Logged |
Unregistered Person unregistered
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posted 05-19-2001 08:10
Jimbo the Tech Guy wants me to post here as an unregistered user to test something. (in other words, completely ignore this post.)IP: Logged |