posted 05-25-2001 01:04           

My Name is morris and I have a story to tell ya. Here it is:

I was responsible for coming over and playing with Mr. Boo whilst our good Biggles was out of town at E3. During one of my visits (strictly platonic, I assure you) I walked in through the window and I called out his name.

"Mreaow" I said. No response. "Mreaowow" I said, a little louder. Still no response. Then I found it: A ransom note!

Here's what it said:

You shall deposit in a black satchel, a sum of no less than 10 lbs of 'tender vittles' and a quart of cream. If these demands are not met, then you shall never see 'Mr. Boo' again.

I was desperate. I walked over to the computer and fell asleep on the keyboard, as I normally do. Thats when I saw it: On the computer screen there was an image that will remain ingrained on my little feline mind forever. Let me give you, exhibit one:

and now exhibit two:

Coincidence, I ask you? I think not. cyd has Biggles cat!!

We must now strike a tactical force mission into cyds apartment to rescue Mr Boo from captivity! We need volunteers! C'mon people! There's a cat being kept from the man who loves it here!

So: Who will volunteer for this mission into the depths of cyds apartment? Keep in mind you may not get out alive... Navy seal training/guerilla warfare experience a plus. Apply in the alley behind the penismightier main offices today!

Morris the cat

posted 05-25-2001 01:21            

I need some details here:

First of all, where was the person supposed to deposit said tender vittles? I didn't see you name a location. Was that only an exerpt? Those looked an awful lot like capital letters to me, mr.

Second: As a cat, this message must have taken you hours to type. I know when I get mange and fleas, and have to have my paws bandaged up due to the bleeding and scratching, its darn near impossible to type.

Third: Where did a cat learn HTML? (posting pictures) I'd like to try to teach my cat, but she normally just falls asleep on the keyboard too.

Fourth: Why would cyd steal a cat? I mean.. it doesn't sound very likely that a person would do so much for tender vittles... I mean, they're good, but they're not that good, you know.

Fifth: I dont have much geurilla experience, but I can normally walk without tripping. Can I come with?