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Clme cake fiend	posted 05-26-2001 00:33 If you can read this I could slam on my brakes and sue you. My kid beat up your honor student. Mean people suck. Its not much, but its paid for!!! My other car is a plane. Is it 4:20 yet? Dont like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT! Charlton Heston is my president. Visit www.PenIsMightier.com today! I'd rather be fishing. Bush/Quale '92! IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 05-26-2001 02:37 Nice people swallow. Nuke a baby whale for Jesus. Calvin pissing on something. [That one makes me so fucking mad. Calvin never pissed on anything, ever. Read the fucking comics. But if there was something he'd want to piss on, it'd be the heads of whomever drives cars with those stickers on them.] My honor student fired your bully. My boss is a Jewish carpenter. DECEPTICONS NIN Call 1-800-LUV-CLME for your free prize! I own a jacked-up truck with monster wheels and tinted windows and oh did you notice that my dick is small too? ------------------ I live for a great halter-top. IP: Logged
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 05-26-2001 04:14 Ik rem niet voor Martin Gaus IP: Logged
skeeter PenIsite	posted 05-26-2001 04:19 One of my all time favorites... fukengruven IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 05-26-2001 04:45 "baby on board" and of course the inevitable "mother-in-law on board" I have one on my car that says "Citroen De Jong Monnickendam" whitch is pretty damn hilarious. IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 05-26-2001 06:19 Warning : Driver only carries $20 in ammunition. IP: Logged
kokinolimoneiki Member with a member	posted 05-26-2001 08:58 Goddess Bless Eve was framed Visualize Whirled Peas skeeter: did you mean "funkengruven" with the little stick man dancing? or is it pr0nish? Wait, don't answer that. I once had the coolest car on earth ( a '90 Geo metro with a shitload of bumper stickers all over it) --- it was a little alien dude saying "el espanol es mi segundo idioma" Now that was pretty cute I thought. [This message has been edited by kokinolimoneiki (edited 05-26-2001).] [This message has been edited by kokinolimoneiki (edited 05-26-2001).] IP: Logged
kokinolimoneiki Member with a member	posted 05-26-2001 09:09 Intead of editing once again ... I also like the one where the big Jesus fish is eating the little Darwin fish. What morons. IP: Logged
skeeter PenIsite	posted 05-26-2001 09:15 The one with the stick man dancin.... not much into pRon. IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 05-26-2001 17:28 quote: Originally posted by skeeter: ...not much into pRon. I think that the hallowed penii can help you get 'into' pr0n if no one else can. The first few hits are free, but after that you have to start paying. You gots to remember to pay us on time for your pr0n hits though, you wouldn't want anything to happen to those kneecaps of yours. They're mighty pretty kneecaps, it would be a shame to see something happen to them. Nothing personal, you see. Its just business. -Chris IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 05-26-2001 21:18 can't sleep the clowns will eat me IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 05-27-2001 16:43 Saw one today: Firefighters find 'em hot and leave 'em wet. Same truck had a PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals sticker. I have one that says "Real Women Don't Drink Light Beer-Live a Little" from a local brewery. Other cute one I've seen lately is "Dog is my copilot". -Bex IP: Logged
fenomas argument nazi	posted 05-27-2001 18:21 me and Weis have one that sez "DARE.. to think for yourself." But my prized posession is one my dad got from a conference in Maine.. it was made by some restaurant authority, and it says "I (heart) EATING OUT." What I like is that the people who made it, distributed, and received it, down to and including my dad, didn't notice anything amiss. fen IP: Logged
PeterWiggin Resident PenIs MC	posted 05-28-2001 22:41 STOP LIVING LIKE VEAL BELLEVUE SUCKS.........(seattle thing!) GOD IS TOO BIG FOR ONE RELIGION PeterWiggin IP: Logged
zaksquatch Member with a member	posted 05-29-2001 16:22 I really wanted to make and sell a bootleg "Calvin pissing" sticker. Only mine was going to have him pissing on a *calvin pissing decal*. Oh SOOOO ironical I think it would have been huge. But I did not follow my dreams. DAMNIT! And the origin is actually from one of the strips, but Calvin was not pissing on anything in particular, I think he was just peeing behind a tree or something. IP: Logged
kokinolimoneiki Member with a member	posted 05-29-2001 17:28 I think it was a pile of snow or something. Something totally innocent, of course. Calvin was awesome. And just a cool, brilliant, inquisitive little dude. And fuck all those getting misty eyed fuckers who deface him like they do... Dammit! ------------------ One for sorrow two for joy Three for girls four for boys Five for silver six for gold Seven for a secret never to be told IP: Logged
Snag Leaky Pen	posted 05-30-2001 08:27 "Keep honking, I'm reloading." ------------------ All your... shut the fuck up. IP: Logged
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 05-30-2001 20:16 i want a bumper sticker that says "i know jesus. in the biblical sense." IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 05-31-2001 08:11 Know Jesus, get arrested for sodomy...? IP: Logged
zaksquatch Member with a member	posted 05-31-2001 11:29 Instead of WWJD how about WWZD? "What Would Zaphod Do?" This actually used to be a philosophy of mine. But it got too dangerous. IP: Logged
gav Neophyte Pen	posted 06-01-2001 13:34 Bumper stickers my brother and I have collected over the last few years: I'd rather be fucking ewe. National Muff Diving Team Captain. Material Things Bore Me. I sodomized your honor student. And my favorites: 2) I buy beer for minors. 1) I stole this sticker. ------------------ "And I don't know what to say to you, but I smiled anyhow..." - Dido IP: Logged
Sara t1t fl4sh3r - TAKE IT OFF!!	posted 06-01-2001 17:29 I like I read your email IP: Logged
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r	posted 06-02-2001 00:21 Does anyone else think we should get penismightier.com bumper stickers made? I would get one... if I had a car to stick it on... I don't think bumper stickers could be that expensive to get made. Plus, free site advertisement. A simple "My Pen Is Mightier" or something. IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 06-02-2001 01:26 Hells yes. I'd be all about that. And about ghetto-stickering cars on school campii. That would rule. Then I'd post the hate mail. ------------------ I live for a great halter-top. IP: Logged
gav Neophyte Pen	posted 06-02-2001 01:46 Check out http://www.stickerguy.com Cheap prices, reliable services. We've used them before, never had a problem. ------------------ "And I don't know what to say to you, but I smiled anyhow..." - Dido IP: Logged

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