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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 06-01-2001 13:00     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ok lets try this one more time. The subject, T-shirts and other penIs gear (mousepads, coffee mugs, etc). The Question, Who wants em?


We could go through CafePress which would limit us to white/gray tshirts ($13-14), baby doll shirts($17), cloth-top mouse pads ($11), and coffee mugs($11) which isn't horrible but I'm wondering if there are any other places that might offer a better deal. So anyone who is interested in helping out, lets work together and see what we can come up with


As for design, I'm hoping psyci and anyone else with a computer and photoshop will bust out some nice designs for the various gear.

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CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
posted 06-01-2001 13:40     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
This is worthy enough for me to bug my father. He's a professional graphic designer. He has to leave for England on business starting tuesday of next week, but I'll see if I can grab him before that. If not, he'll surly whip up something badass afterwards.

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psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
posted 06-01-2001 13:48     Click Here to See the Profile for psyci     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Heh, I tried my hand at a t-shirt once, couldn't get it to look right. I could try again, I suppose, but Biggles's dad (and of course, Mr. Boo) I'm sure can do a better one than me.

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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 06-01-2001 14:51     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I'd be down to have a number of different shirts to pick from. Maybe ranging from risky to safe and sane.

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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 06-01-2001 14:51     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
MightyMon likes big floppy donkey dick.

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 06-01-2001 15:05     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
What eod said.

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weis
bonzi buddy
posted 06-01-2001 16:40     Click Here to See the Profile for weis   Click Here to Email weis     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I think we should do one with that "Suave... Sophisticated... Dickheads" thing psyci did in the contest submittals. That would make a kickass shirt.

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With proper thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 06-01-2001 17:10     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
wow! i can delete posts all of a sudden. ph34R me!

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 06-01-2001 18:02     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by weis:
I think we should do one with that "Suave... Sophisticated... Dickheads" thing psyci did in the contest submittals. That would make a kickass shirt.

Hell yeah! I'd wear it.

Sure as hell wish SOMEBODY would set up a deal like CafePress that could make black T-shirts, though... I like black T-shirts.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 06-01-2001 21:48     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I would like to note that I'd be a lot more likely to wear it WITHOUT the picture of the big fat cock... the motto, I like. Walking around with a big dong on my shirt, well, that I like less.

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FaRaN
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 06-02-2001 02:28     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hmm I think the main problem with this t-shirt is, that it's to soon to make them. You need a fresh new housestyle before making this t-shirt. If PenIs finally has a great looking new logo,and colorcombi. Then you should put this logo on the T-shirt, with a nice slogan.
You're going to fast. Get a new house-style first. You don't even have that now. Why start on a t-shirt if you don't even have a funky new and uber-clean 'look'.
You're going the wrong way around, I'm sure Biggle's dad agrees, as he's in the same line of work as I am

I know it's cool to have your own T-Shirts, and can hardly wait to have them made. But you'll have to do this right. Not that you end up with a t-shirt that doesn't even has the colorcombi or logo even, as your page...

And isn't it silly to first design a T-shirt and then based on that, designing your page. I can assure you that doesn't work. You'll end up with 2 totally different looks.

/my 2 cents

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 06-02-2001 05:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I have three problems with FaRaN's argument:

1) Someone's been playing around with the idea of T-Shirts/bumper stickers damn near since the site originated (November of 99 for those who haven't read the FAQ ) So its not like this is being jumped into. In fact, designing a shirt/logo/poster/etc has been a contest now for almost a year. (Who got the nipple clamps? Those still up for grabs?)

2) While ideally the site design can be incorporated into T-Shirts, I dont think that any of the submissions I've seen thus far have incorporated the current one... I dont think that making the shirts look similar to the site is necessary or even desireable, depending on the nature of the shirt.

3) Dammit! I want a T-Shirt with dirty words on it!

-Chris

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FaRaN
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posted 06-02-2001 05:42     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
1) True, I thought the t-shirts were to have the name penismigthier.com on them, like all sites have today. Didn't know you just wanted craaazzy ones. So, agreed.

2) That's because this site isn't exactly the most beautiful site on the internet. I wouldn't buy the t-shirt if it resembled the current look, to be honest. No offense to fen or anyone in that matter.

3) see 1, agreed. Let's go crazy then!

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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 06-02-2001 07:04     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I was thinking we'd just have a screenshot of the penIs website. Each day you could buy a new one with new mainpage posts.

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kokinolimoneiki
Member with a member
posted 06-02-2001 13:09     Click Here to See the Profile for kokinolimoneiki     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
God, that's funny, and horrible ugly on a a shirt. Mayhaps someone know of a place who prints on black shirts as well as mugs and mousepads. I dunno any, but hey! Someone might. And I like the logo with "our members have members" below and the kinja behind the lettering. That would look pretty cool on a black shirt. I really hope I remembered the name of the scrolling calligraphy.... Pardon my stupidity if I got it wrong.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 06-02-2001 17:31     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You meant to say "kanji", but it's actually katakana. Not that I'd know that, if it weren't for our resident Nipasaurus...

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jeer
Hey everyone look at me I'm in the Navy
posted 06-03-2001 13:56     Click Here to See the Profile for jeer   Click Here to Email jeer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Who the fuck cares if the layout, scheme, wtf have you matches. It'll limit the shirts anyway if yer even remotely concerned about such things. The idea of plastering a big ass logo seems fucking gay. Jesus lets be like NIKE. Make shirts with nothing but a logo. Hey while we're at it lets all just eat some poop too. The shirt should be interesting...only then will anyone give a fuck about it's product.

I'm sure the phantom logo will change so there's no use as using it to brand. Hell, my vision of penis is in a txt format.

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-jeer

My little sister once cuaght me jerking off. She asked what I was doing to it. I replied "Trying to kill it, you can help."

fuck the 1/3

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jeer
Hey everyone look at me I'm in the Navy
posted 06-03-2001 14:00     Click Here to See the Profile for jeer   Click Here to Email jeer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
we should also clean the up the site too. It looks like ass with some flash on it. I agree with whoever it was who said penis isn't ready.

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-jeer

My little sister once cuaght me jerking off. She asked what I was doing to it. I replied "Trying to kill it, you can help."

fuck the 1/3

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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 06-03-2001 15:56     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Then maybe jeer your ass should actually help with the people working on the redesign instead of saying "I could do a better job" and then never doing shit.

Think you can just waltz back into our lives after ditching us for the Navy..

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fenomas
argument nazi
posted 06-03-2001 17:38     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
jimbo-

*sniff* my little baby's all growed up...

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PeterWiggin
Resident PenIs MC
posted 06-08-2001 18:18     Click Here to See the Profile for PeterWiggin   Click Here to Email PeterWiggin     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Fenomas. that was some funny shit... i seriously laughed out loud. What does that say in katakana anyways.

"pinesumaitya"???

i dont remember anymore

PeterWIggin

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 06-08-2001 19:50     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"PenIs looks like ass"

That phrase will haunt me until my death.

In fact, even after I'm dead and laying face down in a shag carpet, and am being consumed by the roaches that live in the walls of the 5 story tenement, and no one discovers me missing for weeks since I never leave the aprartment anyway, THEN, yes even THEN that phrase shall haunt me.

Even after I've been reincarnated as a roach, and live for several weeks eating the flesh of a fat, homely man in a 5 story tenement, only to be crushed by the coroner when he walks in to examine the body, That phrase will still haunt me.

When I am called before the almighty "Joe" for judgement, and he asks me what I most regret in my previous lives, I will only be able to say "PenIs looks like ass" and then be cast into the fires of Heck to lighty toast for all eternity.

Mmmm toast.

Anyone ever sprinkle a little bit of garlic salt on their lighty toasted, heavily buttered bread? Sheer delight.

Sunny delight is only 5% juice.

Ron Popeil used to sell juicers on TV.

There is absolute shit on TV for programming.

Shit programming spewed forth from the asses of programmers that have little respect (perhaps rightfully so) for the intelligence of the average viewer.

PenIs looks like ass is a phrase that will haunt me for all eternity....


-Chris

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Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
posted 06-08-2001 20:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Chris, you've got it all wrong, you won't be called before "Joe". It's Bob dammit!

[edit: it helps when you spell the URL correctly]

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 06-09-2001 01:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The great book of Joe, which was distributed to its members for free (after a $20 donation), says that we must brand all blasphemers and cast them into the holding pens of Algaroth.

Since I know not where Algaroth is, and I cant get my brand hot enough with a cigarette lighter to do damage, I'm going to settle for name calling:

Haha! You're an unsaved heathen that will not know the true glory of being saved by the one true God: Joe. Watch out, he may smite thee!

-Chris

On second thought, maybe I'll go back to agnosticism.

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fenomas
argument nazi
posted 06-10-2001 19:17     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I would wear a shirt that said "fuck echelon".

Or how about a raised fist, holding a pen, and the slogan, "New Monkey Order the World Wrench"?
There's a joke-in-a-joke. I'd wear that.

-fen

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