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Topic: Free Books! Only $25.00!! Free Books!......

Clme
cake fiend

posted 06-09-2001 02:09

Not too long ago I was leaving an electronics store with a friend of mine and we were stopped in the parking lot by some strange men wearing orange togas.

"Excuse me gentlemen" One of them said. "Would you be interested in one of our free books here?"

I quickly examined the book he was handing out before resignedly shrugging and taking it. It appeared on the outside to be a copy of the New Testament. Since my collection was lacking that particular history book I figured it couldn't hurt to humor the guys.

Boy was I wrong. I listen to their talk for a minute and then nod my head and start to walk away. Thats when the interesting things started to happen.

"Oh wait, we do ask that you give a $25.00 donation in order to cover printing costs."
"I could have just sworn you said it was free"
"It is, but we just need a donation so that we can cover printing costs."
"Dude... Free means without cost."
"Well, we cant just go around handing out books without expecting some sort of recompense"
"Then dont call the damn things free"

Before I handed the book back I took a closer look and noticed it was NOT the standard copy of the New Testament anyhow, it was a version produced and "edited" by their particular cult. It is more than likely a VERY good thing I didnt' just flip them off and steal the bible...

So, anyhow. I've got some free stuff to give away here. Its only gonna cost you $50.00 for each free item. Oh, and as an added benefit you'll save your soul.

-Chris

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