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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 06-09-2001 03:23     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I mean, seriously.

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 06-09-2001 06:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Did you know sir, that by visiting this website that you could add 3 inches to your penis while earning your university diploma in a choice of 15 electronic related colors?

To be removed from this mailing DO NOT respond to this message. Instead click here, put your email in every box you can find, and hope one of them actually removes you from my lists.


Have you ever had a stain that you just couldn't get out? Have you ever heard of Amway?

-Chris

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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
posted 06-09-2001 07:21     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
You fucked up that link there clme.

Just being helpful.

[This message has been edited by LaMFear (edited 06-09-2001).]

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clmesdad.SonIAmNotMom
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posted 06-09-2001 12:10           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
CLME BOY!! YOU FUCKING SHIT UP AGAIN!

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 06-09-2001 12:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The worlds hottest women can be found here

Its completely free for the first 5 minutes so tell all of your friends and join now!

-Chris

[This message has been edited by Clme (edited 06-09-2001).]

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 06-09-2001 14:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

I hate you Lamfear. I really, really fucking hate you.

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 06-09-2001 14:54     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey, LamFear---

Fuck you.

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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
posted 06-09-2001 16:26     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hehehhe... in correcting clme, I hadn't checked that link out myself.

woops

Long live taskmanager!

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 06-09-2001 16:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Why ISN'T Mon spamming the boards? He always used too... I kinda miss it.

-Chris

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Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
posted 06-09-2001 22:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Congratulations LamFear, for the most fuck yous I've seen on this board in a while.

Oh yeah, and FUCK YOU, cuz you successfully crashed my browser with all that self replicating ad spam.

Do they know when they put those things on their sites that they're crashing web browsers so that the person who clicks on it doesn't even get to see their site? I know it's not just mine, cuz mine may suck, but it's better than a lot of other users have.

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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
posted 06-09-2001 23:48     Click Here to See the Profile for MightyMon   Click Here to Email MightyMon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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Clme
cake fiend
posted 06-10-2001 00:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Actually, I'd like to ad a quick "fuck you" to LamFear, since I had no idea he put that horrible thing up and called it my link... not that mine wasn't evil in its own right... but Jesus man. Then I just HAD to click on it to see what everyone was talking about. *sigh*

-Chris

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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
posted 06-10-2001 02:08     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

I do have a pair of big ones don't I?

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FaRaN
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 06-10-2001 02:26     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
While we're all at it:

Fuck you Lammy

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CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
posted 06-10-2001 08:43     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Don't make me unleash 'spider cock' on you.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 06-10-2001 09:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bitchgoddess:
Oh yeah, and FUCK YOU, cuz you successfully crashed my browser with all that self replicating ad spam.

I'm not entirely certain that a browser crash isn't the BEST thing that can happen... I mean, when you're running Win2K on 512MB of RAM, the system will cheerfully open an AWFUL FUCKING LOT of those damn things without batting an eye. >=\

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Do they know when they put those things on their sites that they're crashing web browsers so that the person who clicks on it doesn't even get to see their site?

Um, BG, there IS no actual site. The whole point of those things is that the banners pay out per impression to the dickhead that made the spawn bomb, and by generating anywhere from 50 to several hundred impressions every time some poor schlub clicks the link, he's getting a fairly substantial (all things considered - beer money, anyway) chunk of money just to fuck people over.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 06-10-2001 09:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Clme:
The worlds hottest women can be found here

You know, this one always makes me think of people's mothers telling them "if you keep making that face, one day it's gonna FREEZE like that and you'll regret it!"

For crying out loud girl, let that thing RELAX.

 

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 06-10-2001 09:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Incidentally, why the FUCK do all those damn pr0n images always have girls naked EXCEPT FOR SHOES? Man that's just nasty. Get those damn shoes off girl, I don't want your dirty sneakers (OR high heels) all over me when I'm tappin' that ass.

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CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
posted 06-10-2001 09:36     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That's tried and true pr0n that is. Shoes NEVER come off, unless its HARD CORE pr0n. Even in normal pron, 75 percent of the time shoes stay on. I hate it too, and I dont know why they do it like that. Maybe for the shoe fetish people?

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Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
posted 06-11-2001 00:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I thought you guys wanted us to walk around in nothing but heels all the time? I heard Chris Rock mention something about women showering in stilettos, but that was a while ago...

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
posted 06-11-2001 05:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LaMFear:
[B]
I do have a pair of big ones don't I?

B]



I used to think size mattered, now, i just don't know.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE!?!?!?!?!?!?

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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
posted 06-11-2001 06:30     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
clme,

Why did you edit my msg? Can't I show the one physical attribute I'm actually proud of?

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CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
posted 06-11-2001 12:46     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bitchgoddess:
I thought you guys wanted us to walk around in nothing but heels all the time? I heard Chris Rock mention something about women showering in stilettos, but that was a while ago...

Yeah, I never really got that. high-heels, in my opinion, are stupid. I mean, I've seen some female friends go through severe pain just so they could look 'nice'. WTF.

To be honest, I dont really go for the high-heel/makeup stuff. I mean, sure, its ok to use basic makeup stuff if the girl wants to, but I often find women more attractive when they aren't 'painted'. There are probably exceptions to the rule and my comments that I'm missing, but this is something I tend to acknowledge about my prefs that keeps coming up. *shrug*

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Bex
Delicate Flower
posted 06-11-2001 17:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ok, my opinion on the shoe-wearing during raging porn sex issue..

1) It is difficult to accessorize and adequately describe some little tart's personality once she rips off her outfit. Since shoes aren't in the way as much as oh, a pair of jeans, you can show the rugged-outdoorsy gal image with a pair of hiking boots. The sneakers are the cute little cheerleader girl. Stilettos are scary. Thigh-high boots just scream dominatrix. You see?

2) In the interest of making well-lit, multiple camera angle, unheard-of-positions seem unplanned and spontaneous, the view of a girl wearing only shoes may show that she cared enough about getting laid to get out of her clothes, but she was much too horny to pause and deal with undoing 8 different buckles on those cute strappy sandals.

3) Maybe the shoes hide unsightly corns or bunions.

-Bex

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Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
posted 06-12-2001 16:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Excellent points Bex. Makes sense to me.

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