clme3748< !-- (12:57:18 AM)-->: Um... I'm flattered, man, but no thanks.

lamfear1337< !-- (12:57:53 AM)-->: awwwwwwww come on

clme3748< !-- (12:58:29 AM)-->: Well... ok... but you have to buy me dinner first, and NO handcuffs until we decide on a "safety word"

lamfear1337< !-- (12:59:30 AM)-->: ok... will mcd's do or do you want to go
somewhere fancy like burger king?

clme3748< !-- (1:00:12 AM)-->: Hrm... depends. Will you get me a
"Whopper" or will you gyp me with one of those "Whopper Juniors"?

lamfear1337< !-- (1:00:57 AM)-->: hey... I'm really diggin you boy.. you can have a double whopper with cheese if you want

clme3748< !-- (1:01:08 AM)-->: Sweet!

lamfear1337< !-- (1:01:18 AM)-->: yeah I'm generous like that

clme3748< !-- (1:01:33 AM)-->: ...you know, since you be treatin me so nice,
we can ditch the safety word. Safety words are for pussies.

lamfear1337< !-- (1:01:37 AM)-->: and I'm not into handcuffs so don't worry

lamfear1337< !-- (1:02:39 AM)-->: I want you to meet my dog Billy.. he's a
german shepherd... ain't he cute?

clme3748< !-- (1:02:42 AM)-->: Really now... next thing you know you'll say
you're not into pedo-bestiality-scat porn.

clme3748< !-- (1:03:00 AM)-->: Aaaaww.... why is he lookin at me all hungry like that?

lamfear1337< !-- (1:03:18 AM)-->: just enjoy the whopper sweety... and don't
worry about a thing

clme3748< !-- (1:03:38 AM)-->: Ok... why do you have a straitjacket in your
back seat?

lamfear1337< !-- (1:04:15 AM)-->: it's for my pop.. he'll be joining us later.. in the motel

clme3748< !-- (1:04:39 AM)-->: Ah. Ok. For that you'll have to throw in an
extra french fry.

lamfear1337< !-- (1:04:51 AM)-->: and don't worry about the stains... chili-sauce accident :-)

lamfear1337< !-- (1:05:11 AM)-->: sure.. want another whopper to go with that?

clme3748< !-- (1:05:50 AM)-->: Ah yes. I can see how it would be hard to manage food with a strait jacket on. I know that when i've been forced to um... wore one for halloween it was hard as hell to do anything without making stains.

clme3748< !-- (1:06:08 AM)-->: Yeah... no onions.

lamfear1337< !-- (1:06:18 AM)-->: exactly. See? There's nothing to worry about

lamfear1337< !-- (1:06:28 AM)-->: now.. are you about done eating sweety?

clme3748< !-- (1:06:42 AM)-->: [muffled screams]