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Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 06-14-2001 09:17 Ah, Eod... shut the fuck up. You are only 23. You're still young. Just wait till you're closing in on 30, feeling old, things are falling apart, get arthritis at that age, feel like you're never going to settle down with the right person, and despise your job. But I have no idea what that's like either. ------------------ Is she not right? Is she insane? IP: Logged
zaksquatch Member with a member	posted 06-14-2001 09:26 Eod's all growzed up! Mah baby's all growzed up! Oh well, he was never actually my baby, except in that dream I had last Tuesday where he was a very bad boy and made a mess in his diapers, and then there was this big jar of babby powder, ........uh wait nevermind. Forget I said anything. Happy Birfday EOD IP: Logged
kokinolimoneiki Member with a member	posted 06-14-2001 10:00 Happy birthday, Eod! I had no idea our birthdays were so close together. (June 24th) Enjoy 23. ------------------ One for sorrow two for joy Three for girls four for boys Five for silver six for gold Seven for a secret never to be told IP: Logged
PeterWiggin Resident PenIs MC	posted 06-14-2001 11:45 TImmmmmmahhhhhhhhhh happy birthday. hope you get all the pr0N you ever wanted. and if i ever have money, be sure to hit me up for a birthday present. Or i could just buy you a new real-doll, didn't you say yours was worn out? And mayo is not an acceptable lubricant tim.. that stuffs poisenous when it gets warm. Peter PS: Napster search for Artist:MURS Title:Murs Rules The World. IP: Logged
Der Senfmeister Member with a member	posted 06-14-2001 16:30 kokinolimoneiki: My birthday is 24 June too! That's kinda cool... how old are you gonna be? I'm turning 20. One more year... IP: Logged
kokinolimoneiki Member with a member	posted 06-14-2001 21:21 23! I'm as old as Eod, but not quite. heh heh heh IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 06-14-2001 22:58 I am a complete idiot ignore this post completely. [This message has been edited by Bitchgoddess (edited 06-15-2001).] IP: Logged
zaksquatch Member with a member	posted 06-15-2001 10:26 Ok, let me see, how does that math work again... Fuck it,. I'll just estimate. At 27 I was afraid I might be the oldest here. WOO HOO! I am young again! Thank you bitchgoddess! IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 06-15-2001 11:21 Hey Bitchgoddess? I'm not good at Math. Are you older than me at 29? Please say yes. ------------------ Is she not right? Is she insane? IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 06-15-2001 12:21 Gosh, being 27 suddenly doesn't seem so old. Thanks girls! [This message has been edited by LaMFear (edited 06-15-2001).] IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 06-15-2001 16:06 Ack, I typed that wrong... sorry, made you think I'm older than I am. I haven't slept in aboot a week. What the hell did I mean to say? I have no idea... I'm rereading it trying to remember what I meant, but I still can't tell (I was awake from 9:30am Tuesday until 5:30 this morning, lack of sleep tends to make me incoherent and stupid) Anyway, I'm 26, sorry to get your hopes up about an old lady posting to the board... doing the math there would have made me 36, I think, but don't trust me, I still haven't slept more than 5 hours since I typed that last. Anyway, kids who were turning 18 this year, were born in 83, I started stealing smokes from my dad's pack in 84... maybe that's what I meant? I dunno, forgive me. I think I'm going to take about 4 Sominex tonight so that I can stop being incoherent. My sister graduated in 83... hmmm... (I feel so stupid... I still can't remember what I meant to say in that post) IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 06-15-2001 21:09 <=== 29 Does that make me the oldest? IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 06-15-2001 21:12 I think you tie with Amazon... so neither of you are the oldest! Yay! Hehe. I'm off to chew on some Sominex now, g'night. IP: Logged
homerjay PenIs	posted 06-16-2001 02:18 <====19 youngest? IP: Logged
Der Senfmeister Member with a member	posted 06-16-2001 08:41 homerjay--if your b-day is after 24 June you've got me beat. IP: Logged
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r	posted 06-16-2001 08:47 18. Beat you homerjay. IP: Logged
CapnBiggles clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding	posted 06-16-2001 08:56 going on 20 on July 22nd IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 06-16-2001 12:13 Yag! That makes me old and decrpit (decrepid? whatever, just really freaking old.) Ahhhh... what's it mean when I "hang out" with people younger than me? Not having sex with anyone, so I'm not a pedophile... Hmmm... ------------------ Is she not right? Is she insane? IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 06-16-2001 17:20 LOL Amazon, I dunno what it makes us, but I 'hang out' with younger people too. I've been married for 8 years, so the 17 to 21 year old set likes to ask me relationship questions... it's kinda weird. I of course, can't give much good advice to them since I haven't dated in 8 years. My favorite was the 18 year old girl who used to hang out in my store after her morning classes. She was 'going out' with a 29 year old guy, but insisted that he wasn't trying to get in her pants... 'we have a lot in common!' Sure... IP: Logged
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 06-16-2001 21:24 i'll be legal to drink in the states in exactly ... 74 days, 23 hours, and 36 minutes ... when going by EST, of course. [This message has been edited by zippy (edited 06-16-2001).] IP: Logged
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 06-17-2001 03:24 26 IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 06-17-2001 04:45 Ok. 23 July 10th. sniff sniff [depressed] I'll be as old as eod (damn thats old)...[/depressed] IP: Logged
deeznuts Member with a member	posted 06-17-2001 07:46 haha. i'm older than eod. by a whole freaking month. damn young turks. don't have it rough like we did in my day. we didn't have your fancy internet for our servers. we had to carry our ip packets uphill two miles in the snow. IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 06-17-2001 11:15 quote: Originally posted by deeznuts: we had to carry our ip packets uphill two miles in the snow. Uphill both ways and without shoes or a coat. ------------------ Is she not right? Is she insane? IP: Logged
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r	posted 06-17-2001 14:43 ... or feet. IP: Logged

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