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Topic: Could you do it with a prostitute?
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LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 06-18-2001 14:07
On ICQ, Eod asked me the question that all Dutchman are asked at least once in their lives: Is prostitution really legal in Holland? Well, yes it is. They pay their taxes and have their own union. Have I ever slept with a prostitute? No, and I don't think I'd be able to. Knowing that there were at least two dozen men before me that day is one reason. I know I take two showers a day, but how about those other guys? Also, knowing that she's totally faking it doesn't really help. Maybe doing it doggy-style would help against that. And I can't imagine sex without kissing. So I don't think I'll ever try it. On the other hand, the first anniversary of the last time I had sex is coming up in about six weeks or so, and sometimes the thought of just screwing some prostitute's brains out is... not so unthinkable anymore. So could you do it? IP: Logged |
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch
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posted 06-18-2001 14:23
Ooh.. one year without sex :P I still haven't had it once :P I think I wouldn't be able to do it with a prostitute though. Just.... I dunno. But I wouldn't be able to.IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 06-18-2001 14:31
I must say that it gets worse to go without if you've had it before. 6 months when I was 16? No bid deal... Thats what the lock on the bedroom door was for.6 months now? Dear God.. hopefully never again. Oh yeah... food is not a good substitute for sex either.... and too much makes it that much likely you'll never have it again. But never do it with a prostitute. Go out and play with your sister. IP: Logged |
Bitchgoddess battin' .500
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posted 06-18-2001 21:37
When I was in Germany a girlfriend of mine took two of our buddies to the red light district to goof off, and decided to buy them each a blow job. They went to a brothel, and were told that she couldn't come in because she was a woman, she could pay, but not be present. Now how fucked up is that? What about lesbians? They're not allowed to have a ho? That's so wrong.IP: Logged |
Candy Corn PenIsite
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posted 06-18-2001 22:03
Sure I could. In fact I have- tastes like chicken...... and I didn't even have to leave the good ole US of A to do it.IP: Logged |
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-19-2001 00:21
nope, couldn't do it. never... If I really was desperate I would hire a really expensive escort. Then again, I would have to be rich and stuff...IP: Logged |
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 06-19-2001 00:41
Got a girlfriend? Taken her out to dinner and/or a movie and then got some afterwards? Same thing as prostitution, my friend.------------------ I live for a great halter-top. IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-19-2001 02:04
Prostitutes are like snowflakes. There is a small percentage of hookers who actually enjoy getting it on and getting paid for it. This can be a good thing, trust me on this. And always remember the sunscreen. IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-19-2001 02:08
But hey, if pr0n will get you by in the meantime ... check out http://xxx-passwords.startkabel.nl/ .... the connection is very iffy but the content is there.IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 06-19-2001 06:05
http://www.penismightier.com/main.php?start=801 IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-19-2001 08:07
Holy shit. Check out 'Kelly 3' towards the bottom of the link I threw up. I thought I'd seen it all ...IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 06-19-2001 09:06
Boy, now thats a funny hat.IP: Logged |
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-20-2001 00:19
hahahah thats one great clip! insane! something for the zippy archive IP: Logged |