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Topic: The pen IS
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-19-2001 10:13
   
 The pen is indeed mightier. IP: Logged |
StickyLoad
Great Gobs of Cream
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posted 06-19-2001 10:46
Where the hell do you guys find some of this stuff?IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-19-2001 12:22
Where do we find this stuff?Well, now thats a complicated story. It begins, as all good things do, with midgets. We load up a truck with the midgets, a case of Jack Daniels, and various digging implements. Then we cross the border into Canada and start a trek to the northern Yukon. There, while avoiding all mounties, we make our way to the secret "PenIsMightier" strange stuff mines. These mines have the finest concentrated stuff found in all of the world. We carefully extract each piece, cleaning it, polishing it, and looking for flaws. We value each piece we take out, and are not afraid to post even the most flawed pieces for all to admire. Then we get the midgets drunk and abandon them in Toronto without any pay. All in all, its worth it to bring these items to you, our readers. -Chris P.S.... just because we mine strange stuff doesn't mean you cant send us your own 
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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 06-19-2001 13:48
I would just like to say: Hooray for Sooty!  [This message has been edited by LaMFear (edited 06-19-2001).] IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-19-2001 13:52
Damn. He's my new hero.But just to clarify matters: He escaped from his pen... But his pen is sure mighty... Now they've secured his pen... but he escaped from his pen and has a mighty pen....
Head hurts. Going sleepy now. Wake me when the rest of the midgets find something cool.
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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 06-19-2001 23:40
Sooty is the man.IP: Logged |
Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 06-20-2001 08:01
I would just like to say that Clme rarely drinks alcohol and I haven't noticed trackmarks on his arms or weird mushrooms in the freezer. That said, I have NO IDEA where his peculiar free-form ramblings are coming from. But if it takes him as much time to think those up as I imagine it does, it explains why the laundry never gets done.-Bex IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-20-2001 10:13
Free form ramblings. heh.Bah, anything that takes more than 2 minutes to think of rarely gets put down. The laundry doesn't get done because I hate doing laundry -Chris IP: Logged |
outraged
unregistered
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posted 06-20-2001 12:12
idle hands are the devils tools.IP: Logged |
fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 06-20-2001 18:26
..as are tiny minds.IP: Logged |
kokinolimoneiki
Member with a member
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posted 06-20-2001 18:27
Fuckin' A Fen!
I could not have put it better. Wise men know when to shut the fuck up.------------------
One for sorrow two for joy
Three for girls four for boys
Five for silver six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told IP: Logged |
LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 06-21-2001 08:18
exactly kokinolimoneiki IP: Logged |
zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-21-2001 17:03
i value my idle hands because they allow me to masturbate for 11 hours out of every single day. and my small mind frees me from the burdens places on normal, productive members of society by letting me just skip right over those complex ethical and moral issues that weigh everyone else down.go me! p.s.... so now i finally know where all those damn midgets around my house came from. thanks a lot, clme, you dirty bastard. i thought we had agreed to roast them and serve them to wild dogs IP: Logged |
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