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Topic: I'm going to the 'Y'
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-19-2001 13:38
   
I had a brief conversation with an old guy at work about his aerobics class last night. This guy is about 55 years old, and a little slow. He's also about the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Never swears, always comes to work and doesn't talk about anything he doesnt' understand. So the following was rather a shock... at first.
Bob: Yeah, well I started an aerobics class last week.
Me: Oh yeah, how's that going?
Bob: Oh.. not too good. I went in there for my first day and the instructer came up to me and said "Your in the wrong room". I said "But I signed up for the aerobics class and this is the room listed..."
Me: Were you in the wrong room?
Bob: No... The instructer, she said then "Well, this is a class for dykes. We're all dykes here."
Me: What? She said that?
Bob: Yeah... So well, then I said "Well, I paid for the class and everything, cant I at least stay for this first class since I paid?"
Me: Ok...
At this point another person (Joe) walks up and starts to listen to his story. Bob repeats part of it for his benefit.
Bob: Yeah, so then she said "Ok, but we're all dykes here, we dont much appreciate a man walking in here".
Me: You've got to be kidding.
Bob: No.. thats what she said to me. She kept saying "We're all dykes here" and telling me I was in the wrong class.
Joe: No, really, the instructor was telling you this?
Bob: Yeah, She said "Everyone here is a dyke".
Me:Where was this at? Weren't there other classes available?
Bob: Oh well, It was at the YWCA. In fact, when I went in to sign up originally they told me "Hey, you know they YMCA is right down the street.
Me: Oooooh...
Joe: Thats pretty sad Bob... I mean, really. The lengths some people go to in order to shower with girls. Sheesh.
I tell you, only in my city. The women be discriminating against the men now!
-Chris
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MightyMon
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posted 06-19-2001 15:16
Discuss what? Dykes? I met a dyke yesterday at an interview. No, I wasn't interviewing dykes, I was interviewing for a job and she happened to be one of the interviewers. She was really nice and non-discriminatory, to the point of even having pboth Macs and PCs in her office. She looked like the guy from Fight Club with frosted yellow hair, piercing blue eyes, and big tits. Well, I guess that's kinda a pastiche of two people from Fight Club. She did try to feel me up though. Not that I blame her.------------------
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-19-2001 15:32
Well, even though you touched (albiet lightly) on the issue I was actually thinking about (but didn't specify)...I did mean the issue of females discriminating against males  You wouldn't find a group of gay males (or any males) at the YMCA that would get away with what these girls did to a confused old man (or woman). Plus... doesn't YMCA stand for "Young Mens' Christian Association"? Kinda ironic. -Chris IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 06-19-2001 15:52
Man...for some reason I thought you kept saying "gay whales". Now that's some fucked up shit, y0.------------------
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-19-2001 15:57
Gay whales are people too! Well...ok no their not, their mammals, but... um...Say, whales have very large penises! No... not any better. Hrm. How do I save this one... Oh, I know. The trick to flying is simple: Fall down, and miss the ground. IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 06-19-2001 16:06
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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 06-19-2001 19:57
Man, that guy has some mad gas going on. Peeeee-yew!------------------
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Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 06-20-2001 08:10
Heard a funny thing on the radio recently.. A woman called in saying she had seen two lesbian cows humping in a field. She was sure they were both females since they had udders so this was crazy. The DJ's, being recently imported from California or some other heathen state immediately cracked up, sent out a request for photos and decided this would be worthy material to send to Jay Leno. Being the animal-science person I am, I started yelling mocking statements at my car radio since I was driving and didn't have a cell phone.A nice girl who grew up on a farm put me out of my misery but making the call I was unable to place. When a cow is in heat, she will either hump other cows, or stand to be humped. She may pair up with another cow in heat or may get it on with an innocent cow. She may be top or bottom. It matters not. Altho, they tend to stand for it a little better if they are truly ready. And before you get all hysterical about the bizarre behavior of horny cows, let me add that semen collection from bulls is done by letting the donor bull mount another bull or sometimes a steer. When they want to get off, they'll hop on anything that stands still for them. I've also seen female dogs mounting each other, male neutered cats mounting each other (and in one case, penetrating) and a male rabbit mounting a female cat. So bizarre sex practices are not limited to Zippy.
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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 06-20-2001 10:07
You know to much about cows my friend.IP: Logged |
outraged
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posted 06-20-2001 12:11
after reading that tripe on your front page, it didnt surprise me that you would be sitting here in your message boards making light on homosexuality. then to find you mentioning besitality and homosexual beasts in the same message!first of all, whatever state you live in that allows homosexuals to take over a public and well respected institution is one i shall avoid, thank you very much. homosexuality is just wrong, and joking about it makes it seem like its not a big deal. its no wonder that children today act the way they do when they see people on the media making light on a serious topic liek this. i wont even go into the amount of blasphemy and pornografy i've found here. may the good lord forgive your blasphemous ways. rest assured that my children will not be exposed to your liberal tripe. i've heard that its very difficult to get pages like this when i have the aol filters on, thank goodness. see? even big corporate companies are against you. there are institutions preventing our kids from finding trash by mistake, and may they succeed in their goals. Outraged in Illinois. IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-20-2001 12:48
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i've heard that its very difficult to get pages like this when i have the aol filters on,
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.
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zippy
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-20-2001 13:25
good god, if that guy was for real and not just eod pretending to be a biblethumper, i can die a happy happy man. if god were ever to sit me down and have a talk with me about how i've lead my life, i would just show him this IP: Logged |
Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
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posted 06-20-2001 15:47
I couldn't see your link zippy! Server not found. Bummer. Anyway, AOL? If you use AOL you should be flogged immediately. AOL is the devil. Nothing good can ever come of it. As for filtering content for children, it's a decent alternative for parents who don't want to take the time to see for themselves what their kids are doing I guess. Be an involved parent rather than one who sets up fallible content controls to make sure their munchkins are protected from bad words and other peoples opinions. IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 06-20-2001 17:02
    
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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 06-20-2001 17:18
God damn - unless somebody here knows somebody in Illinois, I think that'un might'a been real. It really did come out of Madison, IL...w00t! Offended fundies! (God I love those.) IP: Logged |
kokinolimoneiki
Member with a member
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posted 06-20-2001 18:26
The YMCA rules. Practically free for lots of cool shit. outraged: Are you Pat Buchanan, or just another freak who posts here? If you don't agree with our material, why are your reading it? You heathen! Shame on your nasty habits. Admit it, you enjoy bestiality. Just like you probably enjoy keeping your wife barefoot, always pregnant, and reading Jack Chick. ------------------
One for sorrow two for joy
Three for girls four for boys
Five for silver six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 06-20-2001 20:52
Names changed to protect the innocent:G: i'm a meritocrat, not a believer in race, class or gender
D: That's a very Greek notion.
G: i'm very greek, sans sodomy.
D: You think you get to cherrypick the good parts?
D: Oh no.
G: hehehe
N: Heh
D: You take the olives, you take the pedophilia.
N: Mm.. Gyros
N: Wait, I've never had one in my life. :P [This message has been edited by CapnBiggles (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged |
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