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Topic: TIMECUBE=STUPIDNESSICITY
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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 06-19-2001 23:08
   
 I got sent this link by a friend. If you click on it, be prepared for large fonts, italics, and bad color choices, often at the same time.The pic here is from the site, apparently some sort of "illustration" of his "ideas". I really dig the way the Clintons are up there on the list of "people with arbitrarily designated places on some lame-ass map of something or other" like Jesus, Einstein, and Socrates. God that's cool. The main gist is, I believe, to prove that instead of one 24-hour day, there are actually 4 24-hour days in each day. Or something. It seriously makes blood come out of my ears reading that shit. Because the page is also liberally sprinkled with phrases such as "Man-god academic scam
equals 1-corner Pyramid," " Truth about Santa Claus debunks
Santa God. God evolves from Santa," and "God is a word masturbation." If I did any sort of drugs then that page would certainly be the place to go while high. So what's everyone's ideas? I might end up posting the conversation Demon and I had about this site. Totally wack. ------------------
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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 06-19-2001 23:32
Ugh. I tried reading some of that, but it's impossible. I once bought The Necronomicon pocketbook edition becuase I though it would be l33t, but it was fucking unreadable. Same thing.IP: Logged |
Silo7
unregistered
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posted 06-20-2001 00:30
I'll bet this guy is great at parties. I wonder if he quotes himself while speaking too.I did a little word count on just the front page. The results are staggering. Evil = 55
God = 51
Time Cube = 46
Stupid = 36
The = 8 Thats absolutely amazing. I'd like to see someone else write that much and use the word 'the', only 8 times. I used it 4 times already in just this message. Now I have to come up with my own 'greatest discovery of human history' that nobody believes but me so I can denounce everyone else as stupid. Well, actually, I would have a reason for calling everyone else stupid. -Silo7
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-20-2001 00:47
Wait wait wait...You need a reason to call everyone stupid? Hehehe. I could lend you a few. -Chris IP: Logged |
Mao
Neophyte Pen
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posted 06-20-2001 01:14
I’m not sure what I think. On one hand he could be an absolute genius with terrible English skills or an idiot with a severe drug problem. Or both, I suppose. If I ever get some LSD I’ll check back there and see if it makes any sense that way
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LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-20-2001 01:51
Stupid humans. Evil 1 corner world makes you blind to the fact you are stupid. IGNORANCE OF THE TIME CUBE IS EVIL!!!------------------
You are probably brainwashed, indoctrinated, educated stupid and cannot comprehend
Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day
Perpetual Time Cube Creation. IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 06-20-2001 02:03
[feigns ignorance]Say, is this anything like the illuminati? [/feigns ignorance] -Chris IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-20-2001 02:05
Academia Retards By Fact Earth Has 1 Day When Dead Still, And 4 Days Within 1 Earth Rotation, losing 3 days retards humanity.Evil stupid retards! THATS THREE WHOLE DAYS!!! Pedant humans are stupid and evil.
Nature's Time Cube transcends god.
Nature's Time Cube contradicts god.
Nature's Time Cube debunks god.
Nature outlaws both word and god.
God is an adult crime upon children.
God has singularity of an adult queer.
Word is now a corrupted evil power.
Word is a counterfeit representation.
Word has not the substance of a fart.
Word god has not substance of a fart.
Self is the lowest form of humanity.
Self word god is evil human behavior. ------------------
You are probably brainwashed, indoctrinated, educated stupid and cannot comprehend Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day Perpetual Time Cube Creation. IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 06-20-2001 02:44
http://fishead.gabber.org/timecube/ ------------------
You are probably brainwashed, indoctrinated, educated stupid and cannot comprehend Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day Perpetual Time Cube Creation. IP: Logged |
Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
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posted 06-20-2001 06:55
TIME CUBE = GOD!IP: Logged |
jdbnyc
Neophyte Pen
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posted 06-20-2001 08:59
How could we have been so stupid when it was there all along! I don't know how you find this stuff but I love it. I showed it to a couple of coworkers & now we are quoting it to each other. I think you found the next 'All your base' ...Set up us a timecube. IP: Logged |
outraged
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posted 06-20-2001 12:17
there is only one true God (notice the capitalisation) and one trinity.once again you sit here idle in your boards making light in serious topics such as peoples enternal souls, instead of trying to help your community or educate this poor usaved man. IP: Logged |
Dr.Zaius
unregistered
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posted 06-20-2001 14:32
The site was down when I tried it - could it have been /. by the Pen? Noticed how I capitalised Pen."If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly, and thumbing my nose at You Know Who." IP: Logged |
Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
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posted 06-20-2001 15:11
There is but one God, and His name is Catchachapopolese.IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 06-20-2001 15:44
quote:
This stupid shit was originally posted by outraged:
there is only one true God (notice the capitalisation) and one trinity.
Yeah, Trinity was that chick in "The Matrix," right? Damn she's hot. I'd fuck her brains out. Twice. ------------------
I live for a great halter-top. [This message has been edited by MightyMon (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged |
kokinolimoneiki
Member with a member
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posted 06-20-2001 18:34
Mayhaps these freaks shouldn't worry so much about time and its divisions. Jesus! That shit is WACK. I got dizzy just trying to read the first paragraph. I quit. I LOVE being idle. Oh yeah, and helping others, too.------------------
One for sorrow two for joy
Three for girls four for boys
Five for silver six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 06-22-2001 05:29
quote:
Originally posted by jdbnyc:
...Set up us a timecube.
What you say? All your timecube are belong to 4-24 hour day rotations godless 1-corner fart gods!!! On second thought, I don't know if that works...
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psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
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posted 06-22-2001 06:05
quote:
originally by outraged:
there is only one true God (notice the capitalisation) and one trinity.
once again you sit here idle in your boards making light in serious topics such as peoples enternal souls, instead of trying to help your community or educate this poor usaved man.
Are you serious dude? Or is this just a joke? Please tell me you're joking.
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