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Amazon

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posted 06-22-2001 12:48     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yeah, surely PROSECUTION!
I have never seen child porn, but I wonder if they mean teens. Heck, they are leagal teens, right, Zippy? (nudge...) Right?
Ah, to hell with the wacky christians. God's words are written in a book, so it must be true.
(Never mind the Bible was written by unmarried misogynists who were probably scarred so bad that no woman would look at them so they became bitter.)
Besides, seems to me that no X-tian REALLY reads the bible correctly anyway.
They stemmed from Pagans.

Neener neener neener

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LaMFear
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posted 06-22-2001 13:21     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't believe in the existence of God, or however you want to call it. And although I do not believe in it, I can accept the fact that other people find comfort in the teachings and worship of Jezus.
I may not understand it or feel the same way, but if that's what you believe, well bless you and I hope you find fulfillment in life.

But why the hell can't some of these people have the decency to repect MY views in the same way I respect theirs? Who the hell are they to ram their ideas down my throat?

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posted 06-22-2001 14:07           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
All I know is that I want access to this wacko group's DATABASE!

They've done all the work hunting down all the best depravity on the 'net!

Woohoo!

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Sorry
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posted 06-22-2001 14:54           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"The greatest single cause of atheism in the world is Christians who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, and deny Him by their lifestyle. This is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable."

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fenomas
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posted 06-24-2001 18:53     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I think you'll find that they don't *technically* have a database.

CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not
inconsistent with a life of sin.

(Ambrose Bierce, _The_Devil's_Dictionary_)

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zippy
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posted 06-24-2001 21:32     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i'm sure a database does not exsit, but that hasnt stopped me from asking them for a search engine front end for it. too bad this sort of thing isnt real. i always value the chance to fuck with biblethumpers

and yes, those teens were legal, as far as i know

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BaldGhoti
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posted 06-25-2001 11:33     Click Here to See the Profile for BaldGhoti   Click Here to Email BaldGhoti     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sorry:
"The greatest single cause of atheism in the world is Christians who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, and deny Him by their lifestyle. This is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable."

Blah, blah, blah. If there's an all-powerful, inherently-good creator, why did he create such a half-assed world, with a shitty array of representatives?


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fenomas
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posted 06-25-2001 19:46     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It's ineffable.

Although I might suggest that the leading cause of Atheism would be the fact that the vast majority of the world spends time worshipping a bizarre stone-age sun-storm god in a manner prescribed by an ancient, mistranslated group of parchments, author unknown.

After all, is this really so much more difficult to believe than all the tripe in the bible?

-fen

edit: I can spell.

[This message has been edited by fenomas (edited 06-25-2001).]

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BaldGhoti
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posted 06-25-2001 20:17     Click Here to See the Profile for BaldGhoti   Click Here to Email BaldGhoti     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Scientology is fucking hilarious. It's the ultimate in PT Barnum-esque schemes. Legend has it, the concept was invented by old Ellron (who is a hilarious writer, btw) in response to a bet with Isaac Asimov to start a new religion. Ellron won that bet.

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zippy
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posted 06-25-2001 20:40     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
L. Ron, not ellron. respect the allmight hubbard, for christ's sake you infidel

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Clme
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posted 06-25-2001 21:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wait wait... Dianetics was a joke?

Oh shit.

Oh wait... I never read that. *whew*

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fenomas
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posted 06-26-2001 01:09     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Don't tell travolta.

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LaMFear
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posted 06-26-2001 02:22     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I love the German government's stance where it concers the wonderful Church of Scientolory.

quote:
The German government contends the church is a moneymaking organization with some traits of organized crime, and as such represents a threat to democracy.

Of course Scientology responds with this sort of crap, but at least the German government is taking a step in the right direction...

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Amazon

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posted 06-26-2001 05:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LaMFear:

Of course Scientology responds with this sort of crap, but at least the German government is taking a step in the right direction...


So THAT'S what happened to Xena: Warrior Princess after she died. Go figure.

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LaMFear
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posted 06-26-2001 06:02     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Er.. Enlighten me, what does Xena: Dyke on Steroids have to do with this?

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Amazon

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posted 06-26-2001 11:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It was the story of XENU, so she must have just changed her name and looks so she could continue to fight in whatever way suited her.

JEEEEEEZ, it's was just a JOKE!

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LaMFear
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posted 06-26-2001 12:35     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I didn't get it. *pout*


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deeznuts
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posted 06-26-2001 18:45     Click Here to See the Profile for deeznuts     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
they could be referring to this, perhaps?
http://www.penismightier.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000009.html

someone just cleaned up in the office pool. not zippy, but jimbo started the ball rolling (using the same damn dhtml from the other day). what's the odds on that?

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 06-26-2001 20:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"Office pool"...?

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 06-26-2001 23:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Dammit... what post was this topic about again?

*goes and looks it up*
Ooooh. Yeah.


I got the impression there was a pool at that gentleman's office regarding who could find nudie pics of Katie.

But... in that case the question remains: What is so attractive about a coked-out-stretched-out-underaged-slut?

-Chris

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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
posted 06-27-2001 00:24     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Clme,

The only attraction for me was the fact that I hadn't seen those nudie pictures for myself.

Now excuse my while I go back to my car to sniff the passengerseat where my lovely collegue sat only a short while ago.

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Clme
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posted 06-27-2001 00:41     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Is that some sort of Dutch ritual, comparable to sniffing a womans hair while she isn't looking?

Do Dutch women wear cologne on their behinds?

Perhaps they dont wear pants?

Inform me, I feel the need to learn these things.

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LaMFear
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posted 06-27-2001 00:56     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hmmm let's see, how do I go about this?

Maybe I should reply with a question: What makes the smell of shampooed hair so exiting for you? I mean, it's just some soap from a bottle.
Whereas a seat where a pretty girl fresh-from-the-shower just sat in, smells like a much more delicious mix of soap, eau d'ass, eau d'vagina and sweat.

I think I'll go to the bathroom to "relieve" myself.

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eod
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posted 06-27-2001 06:47     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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