posted 06-25-2001 23:50            

Have you ever had to go sooo bad you couldn't wait?

A middle aged man came into the store and started walking around. After about 20 minutes he stops and asks a clerk where the bathroom is. The clerk replies, giving directions to both sets of public restrooms that we provide.

"BAH, thats too goddamn far" was the mans reply.

At first, the clerk didn't think anything of it, until she heard the warehouse doors squeek. Thats when she got up to investigate. Upon walking into the warehouse she was confronted with the image of the man with his pants around his knees, pissing onto a rack of bread. She yelled and immediately got onto the intercom paging any available supervisors to the scene.

Upon hearing this the man pulled up his drawers and took off running... deeper into the warehouse. There a chase ensued, with the man always turning deeper into the warehouse, and the crowd chasing him growing larger. Men were actually jumping off of forklifts to join the chase once they realized what was going on.

Finally, with a crowd of eight after him, he comes to a dead end. There he is aprehended.

Thats not the end of it though. Once he's under guard in a back office, he starts wailing about how he has to piss sooo bad, despite the fact that he's wetted down a rack of bread already. Of course, they tell him he's got to wait for the cops.

Does he give in and hold it? No, of course not. He pulls down his drawers and starts to urninate all over the office floor. By the time the police come he's pretty much tied up.

Guess who has to clean up all this urine? Yep, me.

They also decided to have someone (not me), go through the bread and set aside any that weren't damp.

I go now to drown my sorrows in some BBS action and talk to people on IRC. Unless Mightymon is on IRC, in which case I will spend the whole time mocking him.

-Clme

posted 06-26-2001 06:17            

Lamfear, 16 years old, is on sailingcamp in a sizable lake-infested area in the north of The Netherlands. We sailed all day and put up out tents on small islands or fields. It's a beautiful area and the vacations there were great.

There is a group of three small, interconnected lakes called the "Langweerdewielen". In one of these lakes is a small island.

After a day of sailing our campleaders made the decision make camp on that small island. We docked there and me and a few others went out to explore the island. The first thing I noticed were the HUGE amounts of flies buzzing around. As we entered the bushes we discovered why: The whole island was completely covered in toiletpaper and human shit. The stench was totally overwhelming.

We left immediately and made camp somewhere else.

edit: I fikst som speling erors.
edit2: I fikst evan moore speling erors.

posted 06-26-2001 08:52            

Besides, if anything these customers are worse than most retards. (or employees)
This particular grocery store, by the way, has a LOT of customers.

When I first started working there I used to just watch the sights and laugh about it... After a few years it really started to bother me.

Yes.... that is why either I must get a new job, or they all must die. DIE. Thank goodness I got a new job.

On topic, there is nothing worse than being slightly intoxicated, downtown, at 3am, walking back to a friends house, and having to REALLY pee, while still 2 miles from their home. You ever stop and wonder why those parking ramps smell funny?

-Chris