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Prisoner
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posted 06-27-2001 23:13           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Today I received the usual spam via e-mail about a porn site. You know the stuff... h0tb1mb0@aol.com wants to tell you about the site she and her friends created with nekkid pics of themselves. This one I skimmed over and had to laugh at though. I thought I'd share it here since this is the one site it seems appropriate. (and Clme suggested it)

Enjoy...

Subject: Man I am so screwed.. The Boss caught me!
Date: Wed, 27 Jun 2001 07:31:47 -0700 (PDT)
From: richard@easysex.com

You're not going to believe this! My boss totally busted me looking at P0RN, today at work!

Here's how it went down:

Someone sent me an email about this FREE website
http://www.easysex.com/pure/

I made sure no one was around, I thought I locked my door (thought being the keyword here). I got to the 1st page, and damn there was the hottest girl on the front, she looks like she just turned 18 an hour ago. The tightest, most perfect body, pouty lips man, no lie, she is the hottest girl I've seen online!

You don't believe me? Check her out yourself at http://www.easysex.com/pure/ trust me!

Anyway, my boss walked in as I was gawking at her, then he told me to come into his office. He proceeded to tell me that he could fire me right there on the spot! I started to stutter through an excuse until he interrupted me.

He said, "this time I'll let it slide, on one condition. You must send me the website that you were looking at, because that girl was totally amazing!" I smiled and told him, www.easysex.com/pure/

He gave me a box of tissues and told me to start locking my door!

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If this was even REMOTELY true, I'd be afraid to work at this office. It sounds like neither this guy nor his boss have the will power to keep from attempting to spank it at work, as the boss's gesture clearly shows. Imagine being the temp in the cube/office next door and hearing spanky go at it. No thanks.

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FaRaN
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posted 06-28-2001 00:25     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thats the best one I've ever seen. But thats maybe because I never read spam pr0n-mail. I don't even open them...

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zaksquatch
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posted 06-28-2001 10:15     Click Here to See the Profile for zaksquatch   Click Here to Email zaksquatch     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I don't even get pron spam. What am I doing wrong? Oh yah, maybe because I always accidentally typo my email address when I give it to anyone. Except for when I am actually purchasing something and want an order confirmation that is.

Or maybe it's just because my email addres is so bizzarre, the email address spam generator's never come up with it.

Lucky me!

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StickyLoad
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posted 06-28-2001 12:26     Click Here to See the Profile for StickyLoad   Click Here to Email StickyLoad     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I can't figure out why I get spammed with tons of porn in my email box.

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