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Clme cake fiend	posted 07-01-2001 23:40 Ok Dammit. I'm going to put an end to this debate once and for all. For some time some of you have wondered the origin of this debate, and I'm almost ashamed to tell you that it stemmed from a catch phrase stolen from the Onion around 1993 (Waaay before their website). In fact, I was able to locate an old copy of said Onion from circa 1994. Inside of this is the proof that cake is all that AND a bag of chips: The onion approved of it. Onion T-Shirt Ad Onion Front page: August, 1994 Thats all there is to it. Yes, the other phrases were widely used at the time too. Hell.. my senior T-Shirt was a take-off of said Onion T-Shirts. -Chris [This message has been edited by Clme (edited 07-03-2001).] IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 07-02-2001 17:31 Mmmmmm.... cake. IP: Logged
Bitchgoddess battin' .500	posted 07-02-2001 17:37 Meat pie... hmmmm... Guinness records are cool. IP: Logged
Sasquatch PenIs	posted 07-03-2001 12:40 122' 8" Pizza Pie. Mmmmm... Good Pie... IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 07-03-2001 13:19 Nope Nope Nope. Debate has been ended. -Chris IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 07-03-2001 19:39 How Clme Really Learned To Love Cake: IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 07-03-2001 20:27 Jimbo, If you had the time to photoshop that, you really need to find yourself some sex. By the way, isn't my dog adorable? -Bex IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 07-03-2001 20:42 Photoshop? What's that? IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 07-04-2001 00:30 Dont be dissin the 'Rich Man' dudes. His "Deal-A-Meal" program has helped thousands of fat asses learn how to cheat at cards! After numerous hours of sweating to the oldies and "Deal-A-Meal" diets I was finally able to lose that 5 pounds I've been obsessing about! In celebration, Richard came down with a large cake. When I replied "But Richard, I dont have any card for a cake in my 'Deal-A-Meal' deck" he promptly pulled out a new card for me to add to my deck. It was for one piece of cake, on a special occasion. Let me tell you, I've had many special occasions since then, but none have been so great as when Richard came down and validated my quest to lose that weight!! Actually the above was all fabricated. In reality Rosie (the dog) attacked Richard Simmons the moment he stepped foot in my back yard. He dropped the cake and started running about waving his arms and flapping his wrists. The high pitched screams he made only attracted more dogs from about the neighbourhood. Ironically, there was oldies playing in the background. I was finally forced to turn a hose on the whole bunch and call animal control. Animal control responded promptly and hauled Richard away. If no one claims him in seven days they're going to be forced to put him down. -Chris [This message has been edited by Clme (edited 07-04-2001).] IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 07-04-2001 02:29 I hereby declare the next seven days to be Richard Simmons Week! C'mon everybody, pretend we're the forum over at SomethingAwful and use Photoshop to dire purpose, but with a theme! w00t! (or not. how many actual photoshoppers do we have here, anyway?) IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 07-04-2001 02:39 By the way. I'm printing that picture out special just so I can burn it. -Chris IP: Logged
CapnBiggles clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding	posted 07-04-2001 09:25 That dingo's got your baby! IP: Logged
BaldGhoti Member with a member	posted 07-04-2001 09:39 [This message has been edited by BaldGhoti (edited 07-04-2001).] IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 07-04-2001 09:47 IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 07-04-2001 14:03 BaldGhoti's Sordid Past: a naked romp in the park with Richard at age 16 IP: Logged
BaldGhoti Member with a member	posted 07-04-2001 14:51 Actually, that was my front yard... DAMMIT, JIMBO, YOU MADE ME ACKNOWLEDGE IT! ------------------ Reverend Rob IP: Logged
BaldGhoti Member with a member	posted 07-04-2001 15:42 ------------------ Reverend Rob IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 07-04-2001 17:08 The rainbow text is more gay on your part than Richard's, but the Bush one fuckin' slew me. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 07-04-2001 17:10 ... and I can't help but notice how often Monsieur Simmons seems to be holding cake. You better get Clem off his cake jag, Bex, or he'll eventually leave you for a twinkie... and I don't mean the Hostess pastry. IP: Logged
BaldGhoti Member with a member	posted 07-04-2001 17:37 quote: Originally posted by Jimbo: The rainbow text is more gay on your part than Richard's, but the Bush one fuckin' slew me. Look at it this way: When he talks, he sounds fruity. When his words are transcribed, they're transcribed fruity. ------------------ Reverend Rob IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 07-06-2001 23:38 Jimbo is just bitter because of the brief relationship that HE had with Richard himself. It all started several years ago, you see. Jimbo was cruising the downtown bar scene, and happened upon a bar full of people strangely dressed that danced VERY well. After awhile he noticed Richard, over by the bar, winking at him. Shortly thereafter, they had someone take this picture of them: I was kind enough to add in the pick up line that immediately sealed their brief relationship. When asked if he had any regrets, Jimbo was heard to reply "Get the hell out of my front yard, you damn kids. You damage any tulips and I'll take it out of your hides!" sniff Those are the words of a man in heartbreak if I've ever heard them. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 07-07-2001 06:42 Crudely re-labeling a can of Budweiser "wine spritzer"... now that's comedic genius. :: wipes coffee off of monitor :: IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 07-08-2001 05:44 We do still get to put Richard down at the end of a week right? I mean... no one is adopting him, right? right? edit: Say... I just noticed... About the only way you can tell Jimbo's original picture isn't real (other than zooming in on it) is that Richard Simmons has no legs!!*. Heh. I kill me. [This message has been edited by Clme (edited 07-08-2001).] IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 07-08-2001 09:19 Nah - they're there, but they're hidden in the shadows behind your chair. The real giveaway is that the light source on Richard and the cake is coming from a point that's far too low in comparison to the light on you and the dog - that, and that the albedo's still too high. I'd have to have added some blue and green dappling to the shadows if I was going to brush any more shadows over it, and I just didn't feel like burning any more time on it than I already had. IP: Logged
Joe unregistered	posted 09-16-2001 12:56 So wait, was Richard Simmons put down or what? Was there any more spoofed pics of him? IP: Logged

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