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Topic: What I'm good for..
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catchin' hand
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posted 08-31-2001 02:53
 
Bet I can!IP: Logged |
bottle of baby oil
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posted 08-31-2001 05:21
I know what the BoxOfKleenex is for!IP: Logged |
CrustyYellowSheets
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posted 09-01-2001 11:56
When you use me please remember to wash afterwords...IP: Logged |
OldSock
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posted 09-01-2001 11:57
DittoIP: Logged |
plastic vibrating vagina
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posted 09-01-2001 13:00
Hi boys.  
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Clorox Bleach
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posted 09-02-2001 12:03
Use me if you're putting Plastic Vibrating Vagina away for more than a few hours. I prevent cock decay.IP: Logged |
Q-tip
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posted 09-02-2001 13:13
I can't believe that there are still people that don't use me on a regular basis.IP: Logged |
Hydrogen Peroxide
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posted 09-02-2001 18:59
Use me instead of Q-tip - I get your ears just as clean, but you get to see revolting greasy brown foam bubble up out of your ears while I work!IP: Logged |
Unemployed Q-tip
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posted 09-03-2001 00:55
Hmmm. You've got a point there. I yield to the almighty Hydrogen Peroxide.
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FC troll
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posted 09-04-2001 09:17
Be me, to make an ass of myself.IP: Logged |
Shower Sandle
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posted 09-05-2001 08:45
Use me in the shower to protect myself from getting herpes, from the smelly freshman in the next stallIP: Logged |
American Military
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posted 09-16-2001 00:21
Use me against any place that wont help fight terrorism.IP: Logged |
Osama Bin Laden
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posted 09-16-2001 01:19
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Advertisements
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posted 09-16-2001 01:24
Use me... click me.... use me.... why do you keep ignoring me... I'm here for good now baby! Whohoo! Another site 0\/\/|\|3D baby! IP: Logged |
Pop-Ups
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posted 09-16-2001 04:25
No body uses me...IP: Logged |
Pop-Tarts
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posted 09-16-2001 04:26
I'm warm and sticky when lightly toasted!IP: Logged |
Regular Toast
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posted 09-16-2001 04:29
Fine. I guess I'm just not good enough anymore for you people. Its all about the filling and the frosting. Fine. Be that way. I'll just sit here and go stale then. See if I care.IP: Logged |
Bitchgoddess
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posted 09-25-2001 15:51
 
Use me for 9 years, have children with me, and dump me for a 23 year old single mother with an incurable STD. Yup, I'm still alive. Pissed, but alive.IP: Logged |
genital herpes
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posted 09-25-2001 15:54
Don't worry sweetie, I won't stop you from stealing Bitchgoddess' man!  IP: Logged |
jumper42
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posted 09-25-2001 19:59
quote:
Originally posted by Bitchgoddess:
Use me for 9 years, have children with me, and dump me for a 23 year old single mother with an incurable STD. Yup, I'm still alive. Pissed, but alive.
maybe if you dolled yourself up and did not look like a worn out shitbag you two could have stayed together. besides are those really his kids? oh and did he pass on the gift that keeps on giving to you too? IP: Logged |
jumper42
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posted 09-26-2001 06:08
Use me to kick 'em in the wossnames when they least expect it!IP: Logged |
rolled up newspaper
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posted 09-26-2001 07:49
Use me to keep Jimbo and Clme inline.IP: Logged |
not rolled up newspaper
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posted 09-26-2001 14:03
use me to soak up EOD's urineIP: Logged |
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posted 09-26-2001 14:10
Use me to find out which little snot said that.IP: Logged |
Jeff George
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posted 09-26-2001 15:31
fire me because I suck.IP: Logged |
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