posted 09-26-2001 18:41           

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Use me to make the entire country look like a moron!

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posted 09-26-2001 21:28           

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Use me to make that ugly hag next to you look fuckable.

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posted 09-29-2001 22:52           

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Use me on the phone to make creditors think you dont live here anymore

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posted 09-29-2001 23:51           

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Playing me will put her in the mood and make you sound like a more sensitive person.

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posted 09-30-2001 10:53           

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use me in mass quantities instead of generic date rape drugs

that way she's "only sleeping"

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posted 09-30-2001 11:58           

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... but use me with Ambien for vastly quicker results.

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posted 09-30-2001 14:48           

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use my songs to add a creepy feeling to rape......uhhh..... SEX.........yes sex

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posted 09-30-2001 15:47           

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Use me to make it wet and wild!

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posted 09-30-2001 15:48           

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Don't forget about me! Sometimes I can really help!

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posted 09-30-2001 22:25           

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Use me to make Zippy believe that he's a capable lover.

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posted 10-01-2001 00:40           

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By god, we'll get this thread to the big three-oh-oh...

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posted 10-01-2001 01:19           

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What are you doing here?

Get out of my house!

You want 3-0-0 not 3-o-o you illiterate schmucks.

Now go! Or I shall taunt you a second time!

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posted 10-01-2001 01:20           

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Love me.

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posted 10-01-2001 02:41           

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I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket.

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posted 10-01-2001 10:13           

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Or better yet, a girl with healthy breasts that bounce on my Italian leather sofa!

w00t!

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posted 10-01-2001 11:56           

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Wouldja like some cookies?!

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posted 10-01-2001 11:56           

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Use me to annoy people!

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posted 10-01-2001 15:59           

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And now, I present to you:

The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can't Read Good, and Want to do Other Things Good, Too

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posted 10-01-2001 17:02           

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Use me as a example of what not to do when preforming lobotomies.

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posted 10-02-2001 00:43           

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Use me to wake up the whole block at three am!

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posted 10-02-2001 01:00           

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use me to keep the gene pool safe.

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posted 10-02-2001 01:26           

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Just please use me for anything, please oh God please. I may rot and fall off if I don't seem some action soon.

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posted 10-02-2001 04:17           

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Use me to help Jimbo's penis to use the word "see" instead of "seem", you dumb dick.

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posted 10-02-2001 14:29           

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Please.... for the love of god..... get him laid so I can breathe!

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posted 10-02-2001 15:11           

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hee hee i hide on jimbo's lip and scare woman away

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