posted 10-18-2001 12:50           

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posted 10-18-2001 14:11            

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you can darell leek my balls, thank you

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posted 10-19-2001 08:10           

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Wave to the nice people! Blow them kisses!

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posted 10-24-2001 13:13           

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Use me to incite needless panic among the masses!

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posted 10-24-2001 15:15           

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I do not trust the masses

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posted 10-24-2001 15:16           

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Fuck you Hamilton!

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posted 10-24-2001 17:26           

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I was the greatest man in the world until i died of pancreatic cancer in 1994,

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posted 10-24-2001 18:15           

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I am a bitch.

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posted 10-24-2001 20:34           

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No... I'm a bitch.

I'm in heat right now too!

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posted 10-24-2001 22:39           

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I will never die! I will expand and expand until I comprise 90% of the posts on this entire board. Long after the penismightier site has been forgotten, I will outlive it, eventually becoming the last message thread on Earth. After humanity is destroyed, I will be humbly cared for by benevolent alien species who regard me as a kind of religious tome, until they discover the technology to build a sort of self-propagating continuance of me into the very fabric of space-time. My thread-like essence will pervade all that is, and the very throb of energetic variation and quantum interaction will be my lifeblood, until I am finally stilled by the ineluctable heat death of the universe. At that time I will be removed by the moderators.

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posted 10-24-2001 22:49           

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hey! that's my idea!

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posted 10-24-2001 22:50           

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Fuck you, I called dibs.

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posted 10-24-2001 23:35           

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I dont really have anything to say about this. Carry on.

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posted 10-24-2001 23:49           

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But Ron!* How can I live if you don't provide an opinion about this thread?** My very existence is dependent upon it!***

*Dianetics, page 334.
**Dianetics, page 720.
***Dianetics, intro, page i.

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posted 10-25-2001 00:22           

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Use me to waste time at work.

It really really works. Trust me.

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posted 10-25-2001 11:17           

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Use me to catch people slacking off and then black mail them.

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posted 10-25-2001 12:26            

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Use me to not care, as teslatron is more important.

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posted 10-27-2001 23:16           

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Use me to yell at you for having "illegal" copies of linux, and insist you go to the store and buy one right now!!

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posted 10-28-2001 01:11           

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Use me to skank in!

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posted 10-28-2001 15:32           

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use us to make funny images of us running through fields of flowers, and quiet meadows holding hands

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posted 11-01-2001 18:32           

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In proper proportions I also make a great "marital aid."

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posted 11-01-2001 18:49           

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Poor naive bacon... dont you know that I shall always be superiour in ALL ways?

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posted 11-02-2001 04:38           

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Use me to kill dumb Americans who read/post in threads like this

Ben Laden was right.....America is evil

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posted 11-02-2001 04:38           

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Use me to kill this thread

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posted 11-02-2001 04:39           

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Use me to make babies

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