posted 11-02-2001 04:40           

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Use me to drink various drinks in

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posted 11-02-2001 04:41           

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Use me to get to the NBA

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posted 11-02-2001 04:43           

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Kill me for money... lots of money...bring back my penis and America will pay Millions

yet those basterds took away my Medicare... stupid bitch ass Government.... Blow up the fucking white house!!

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posted 11-02-2001 04:43           

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Use me to impregnate the ladies and for a domain name.

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posted 11-02-2001 04:44           

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If you would of used me you would prob actually be worth something and not some lame ass loser who lives on his computer

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posted 11-02-2001 04:45           

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Use me when you are visiting porn sites.. I come in multiple colors and 2 comes in a package

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posted 11-02-2001 04:45           

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Use me while you are buying massive amounts of keyboard covers

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posted 11-02-2001 04:46           

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Use me to buy the porn that you brought the Keyboard covers for

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posted 11-02-2001 04:47           

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Shave me I just get in the way

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posted 11-02-2001 04:48           

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Insert me into your surge protector for a real blast

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posted 11-02-2001 04:50           

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Use me for walking

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posted 11-02-2001 04:50           

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Use me to hang your porn on the walls

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posted 11-02-2001 04:51           

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Break into my house and rape me and the police will never find you.....

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posted 11-02-2001 04:52           

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Sell me in Poverty Black Neighboorhoods

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posted 11-02-2001 04:53           

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Charge extra for me... you will make millions

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posted 11-02-2001 04:53           

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The Bible said I once fed millions of people

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posted 11-02-2001 04:54           

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Sell me to Mexicans

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posted 11-02-2001 04:55           

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Dont forget me... and the Hot peppers

PUUUUUUTTTTTAAAA

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posted 11-02-2001 04:56           

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People with slanted eyes eat me all up!!!

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posted 11-02-2001 04:56           

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Use me on dirty bums on the side of the highway with a sign when its freezing cold outside

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posted 11-02-2001 04:57           

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Use me to put the dirty bums out of their misery

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posted 11-02-2001 04:58           

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Dial 911 When You See Dirty Bum Hit and Runs

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posted 11-02-2001 04:59           

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I will direct your call to the local police soon as I get done combing my Blonde Hair

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posted 11-02-2001 05:00           

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I am featured on over 75% of porn sites

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posted 11-02-2001 05:01           

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I will drive slowly as possible to the scene of the crime, plant drugs on the victim, beat him some more, write my report, and then go back to the donut shop and see how many donuts I can masterbute with before I eat them

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