posted 11-02-2001 05:02           

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Don't forget me Mr Cop

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posted 11-02-2001 05:03           

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I am used to clean up over 90% of masterbution done by teens still living with their parents

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posted 11-02-2001 05:05           

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I am the root of all evil

You know you want me

You cant live without me

Hahaha I am Satan

God is a broke mother fucker do you wanna hang with him or me?

Satan is part of the Cash Money Millionares

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posted 11-02-2001 05:06           

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Use me to get some ass

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posted 11-02-2001 05:06           

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Use me to throw at people on Halloween

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posted 11-02-2001 05:07           

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Eggs > Bacon

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posted 11-02-2001 05:08           

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Use me to gun down people who throw eggs on Halloween

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posted 11-02-2001 05:09           

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... I WANT A FUCKING RECOUNT!!!!

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posted 11-02-2001 05:13           

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Use me to move your mobile home to a community of people similar to your breed

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posted 11-02-2001 05:13           

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Use me to have it your way!

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posted 11-02-2001 05:15           

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Use me to have sex with Bill Gates/His Mother

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posted 11-02-2001 05:16           

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I am more important in the success of sex with Bill Gates and his nerdy family than Viagra

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posted 11-02-2001 05:17           

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Sell me, my body, my soul, my pictures, my hair to anything you can find

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posted 11-02-2001 05:18           

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I will pay 50 dollars for a 1 on 1 chat with the Naked Girl on my COMPUTER SCREEN!!

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posted 11-02-2001 05:19           

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I wish this guy would stop wacking his dick.... its purple...

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posted 11-02-2001 05:22           

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Players of my game Anarchy Online are in a fun,rich, community of people who do nothing but bitch about how much we nerf the living shit out of them

They fail to realize we are nerfing them for the good of .... the humrous post and emails we constantly laugh at

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posted 11-02-2001 05:24           

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You have been banned for playing our game!

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posted 11-02-2001 05:30           

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We were dumb enough to buy Ultima Online and then proceed to turn the whole game into a fucking carebear game. We are the original aol chat room with pimple popping teens and will continue to promote anti pk as much as we can...

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posted 11-02-2001 05:36           

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I was smart enough to upgrade Everquest and made really small world with graphics but in order for you to think the world was big I turned down the run speed...

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posted 11-02-2001 05:37           

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My creators were 2 poor to even make me...to beta...

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posted 11-02-2001 05:39           

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My mother was on drugs when she named me call me at 708 333 7130 and tell me how dumb she is her name is Linda and my brother name is Mario

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posted 11-02-2001 05:40           

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Im the reason your mom opened her legs to have you...

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posted 11-02-2001 05:48           

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I made Asheron's Call, which is a really really boring game...

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posted 11-02-2001 05:49           

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I FUBAR ED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!! AND IM FUCKING PROUD!!!! YOU WERE RICH ENOUGH FUcKING RICH BASTERDS!!! DIE MUSIC DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!

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posted 11-02-2001 05:49           

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the government blamed me for the idiot ^ above me

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