posted 12-09-2001 11:31           

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I am not self cleaning.

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posted 12-09-2001 13:25           

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I am five months old!

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posted 01-06-2002 00:57           

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Use me to copycat terrorists on a small scale!

Only losers kill themselves with guns and rope now!

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posted 01-06-2002 02:07           

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use me when you can't get to sleep.

and when your girlfriend cuts you off.

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posted 01-06-2002 04:32           

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OH PLEASE DIE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

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posted 01-06-2002 08:03           

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Use me when you're mortally afraid of the might and power to which this thread attests!

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posted 01-06-2002 17:50           

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Weak little thread, use me and discover the true dark power of undying threads! ::sinister laughter::

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posted 01-17-2002 16:55           

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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

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posted 01-17-2002 17:24           

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Use me to make up the majority of the users on your network.

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posted 01-17-2002 17:36           

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use me when your in a TIGHT jam, and ill do my "TIME - OUT" and freeze time, then steal mr. beldings car, go get on some botches, return, and save the school from being torn down by wildlife refugees

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posted 01-17-2002 18:32           

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posted 01-17-2002 20:18           

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Use me if you're large and in charge (and enjoy rough anal)

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posted 01-26-2002 00:06           

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Watch as I return from a near death situation.

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posted 01-26-2002 02:21           

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watch us as we dead threads root for this surviver

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posted 01-26-2002 03:54           

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Use me to check your email

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posted 01-26-2002 09:07           

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Use me to check your email from nearly anywhere!

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posted 01-26-2002 10:21           

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Watch as I sell all your information to Satan himself in exchange for $8.32 a dozen

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posted 01-26-2002 14:09           

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use me to break up with your girlfriend.

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posted 01-26-2002 14:21           

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Watch me as I infiltrate your favorite utilities and cause you to choke on my spunky goodness.

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posted 01-26-2002 14:24           

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Watch me pop up on Viacom networks galore

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posted 01-26-2002 15:41           

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watch me charge you over $80/month for mediocre so called 'broadband service' that doesnt' support *nix or XP.

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posted 01-26-2002 15:57           

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Use me in tandem with a 1800 number to rip off Microsoft

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posted 01-27-2002 15:23           

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Use me to make future legit RMAs a bitch for people.

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posted 01-27-2002 15:51           

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Use me to decide who to advertise to.

Ignore me to have a really, really interesting lack of profit.

[~who else is sick of seeing that fucking "grow more hair" shit]

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posted 02-04-2002 03:11           

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Please dont use me or visit my website.

My commercials were pathetically annoying.

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