posted 07-06-2001 20:15           

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and don't forget me!

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posted 07-06-2001 22:26           

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Use me to kill shit that makes you sick!

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posted 07-06-2001 23:30           

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Use me to kill shit that makes your computer sick!

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posted 07-07-2001 06:44           

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me and Norton are often cases of the cure being worse than the disease.

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posted 07-07-2001 06:52           

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I look like I have a bad case of constipation.

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posted 07-07-2001 06:53           

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r34d m3 1f y0u w4n7 t0 b3 r34lly 1337!

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posted 07-07-2001 19:28           

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Read me if you have a first grade reading level!!

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posted 07-07-2001 19:38           

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Dick and Jane argue about who gets to sleep with me!

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posted 07-08-2001 09:34           

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use me when you leave multiple wet spots

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posted 07-08-2001 10:42           

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Decrease the size of the wet spots by half!

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posted 07-08-2001 10:59           

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Use me when Jane complains about Dick leaving too many wet spots.

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posted 07-08-2001 11:02           

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Use me when assimilation of new species is preferred.

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posted 07-08-2001 11:10           

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Be sure to clean me up after masturbation!

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posted 07-08-2001 12:03           

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Please turn me off at the movies. Please.

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posted 07-08-2001 13:07           

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Use me to "disassemble" Monty's retarded aliases.

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posted 07-08-2001 14:19           

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Use me instead of doing laundry like you should, you stupid bastard!

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posted 07-08-2001 14:44           

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Use me to curse out the stupid anglophiles!

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posted 07-08-2001 21:15           

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use me when confronted by stinky random quebecois guys. then steal their poutine

you snail eating surrender monkies!

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posted 07-08-2001 21:20           

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ALL OF ME ARE BELONG TO YOU!

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posted 07-08-2001 21:25           

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Shave me to become more appealing to the opposite sex!

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posted 07-08-2001 22:33            

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Originally posted by Pubic Hair:
Shave me to become more appealing to the opposite sex!

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Hey! I DID that. Goddamn you Jimbo (and Baldie sorta). I want my pubic hair back.

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posted 07-08-2001 22:46           

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Hey! I think I have authority here because I'm anal retentive and think I SHOULD have authority.

Stop posting off topic!

And you swear too much!

Please use spell check!!

I'm turning you in to the moderator. I dont know why I'm not a moderator. I keep writing asking to be.

Stop spamming! Oh... but here's something really cute my granddaughter sent me!

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posted 07-08-2001 23:01           

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Crumble me over a salad!

I am real crisp delicious Bacon!

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posted 07-09-2001 10:52           

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I'm good for placing my own unpopular players on the All-Star Team!

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posted 07-09-2001 14:16           

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BOOM! Use me to annoy people throught all manner of sporting events!

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