posted 07-18-2001 21:14           

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put me in your roomate's K-Y, and listen for the screams!

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posted 07-18-2001 21:51           

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Replace roommate's KY with me when they're not looking! Not only do I burn badly and remove hair, but the little grainy things hurt!

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posted 07-19-2001 05:21           

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Use me if you are not well endowed

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posted 07-19-2001 10:16           

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Use me to promote anal leakage!

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posted 07-19-2001 10:49           

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lick me tenderly

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posted 07-19-2001 10:52           

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use me for better pushin'

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posted 07-19-2001 16:51           

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use my video clips to promote maintaining a healthy diet!

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posted 07-19-2001 21:06           

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Falsify me to get state representatives out of hot water

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posted 07-21-2001 11:09           

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Use me as posting fodder, when you don't understand my true power!

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posted 07-21-2001 13:25           

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Use me to pretend to be a porn star!

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posted 07-21-2001 17:56           

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Vote fer me to make a complete ass of yerself! Uh-hyuk!

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posted 07-24-2001 09:35           

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to revive this thread

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posted 07-24-2001 14:51           

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use us to just let it go

Jim, this thread is dead.

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posted 07-24-2001 18:14           

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Put me on your girlfriends upper lip! Get ready to catch the post-faint body after she looks in the mirror!

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posted 07-25-2001 09:40           

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Use me to be president in a country that would elect me, or even come close to electing me. Not that that'll happen......

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posted 07-29-2001 22:00           

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must... not... die...

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posted 07-29-2001 22:10           

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Use me when your girlfriend catches you with her sister.

..or her brother, you sly dog you!

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posted 07-29-2001 22:14           

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Use me and other proprietary items in order to "Assure Repeat Sales" when it turns out all the parts ONLY work with your product.

Then make the product substandard and hope no one notices.

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posted 07-29-2001 22:16           

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I see you when you're sleeping... I know when you're awake... I know if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!

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posted 07-29-2001 22:19           

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Hey Santa!

Get off my turf!

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posted 07-29-2001 22:24           

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Silly fnord fools. You are all merely puppets and means to an end that only we are aware of. Go on with your measly, fnords pathetic lives. See not the Fnords. You can not handle the truth... carry on. Nothing more to see here.

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posted 07-30-2001 03:05           

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Use me as a decorative doorstop. Now in lime green and 'teal'!

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posted 07-30-2001 06:06           

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::slaps the Illuminati silly::

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posted 08-02-2001 17:18           

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I'm 17!

Luv, Eva!

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posted 08-02-2001 19:01           

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Use me to immanentize the eschaton
(This means you too clme!)

Luv, Suzy!

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