posted 07-03-2001 01:30            

I'll have you know that Mon prominantly displays his well coifed hairdo whenever he can. You dont need to check... you need to find a way to get it out of your face!

posted 07-03-2001 06:02            

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Originally posted by kokinolimoneiki:
Are you kidding? They're practically hairless.

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You do realize I was speaking exclusively of the wild untrimmed hedges occupying their genitalia, right?

posted 07-03-2001 07:54            

You're just spoiled by well trimmed (or in some cases, clear-cut) American hedges. Have you ever tried maintaining a well-manicured hedge? Do you understand the constant attention they require to avoid looking scruffy and causing disparaging comments from neighbors? Oh to live in a country where wilderness was appreciated and revered!

Altho my property has nicely trimmed shrubberies (ni!), I can appreciate the untamed aesthetic for its pure simplicity and ease of maintenance.

posted 07-03-2001 10:07            

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Originally posted by Bex:
You're just spoiled by well trimmed (or in some cases, clear-cut) American hedges. Have you ever tried maintaining a well-manicured hedge? Do you understand the constant attention they require to avoid looking scruffy and causing disparaging comments from neighbors? Oh to live in a country where wilderness was appreciated and revered!
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Well, duh. How could I expect a partner to trim the hedges neatly if I wasn't willing to do the same? That stuff shouldn't be let to run wild any more than the hair on your head - grooming, people, grooming.

ANYTHING that makes oral sex easier on the person giving it is well worth the effort - and I have yet to meet a woman who didn't appreciate both the effort and the results.

posted 07-03-2001 15:06            

While I may not have mountains, I have hills in my lawn. And don't even TRY to complain to me. A slip of the razor for you is not going to lop off the most sensitive part. Unless you are abnormally hairy over every square inch.

While I'm not complaining about the end result and the appreciative looks, maintenance is a pain in the ass, pure and simple.

posted 07-03-2001 17:34            

Seriously. Shaving with a razor takes some time and effort, but just TRIMMING with a beard trimmer takes all of 10 seconds, can't "make it come back in coarser", and doesn't run the risk of nicking anything important.

posted 07-03-2001 23:47         

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Originally posted by Jimbo:
... gnarly-narded...

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That fucking rules! I need to use that term from now on. It's brilliant.

posted 07-05-2001 07:00            

Scary thing is, I have one of those beard trimmer things, and the old south 40 is DAMN hard to trim with it. The crop's easily twice the thickness of facial or body hair, and that jams up the works way too often. Then I gotta haul out the stupid eyeglass screwdriver, pull the plate off the trimmer, clean, oil, continue. The process is tedious and painful. (Yeah, painful. I understand that some people feel pain in that region is enjoyable, but I find nothing kills the mood faster.)

And it's no 10 minute job. And it would be daily.

And, being the hairy throwback I am, I look fuckin ridiculous with a bare crotch and enough hair to make a medieval flaggelant jealous all over the rest of my body.

posted 07-05-2001 08:06            

We now return you to your regular programming, already in progress.

posted 07-05-2001 10:37            

ZAKSQUATCH HAS SPOKEN!!!

And I bet I am hairier too!