posted 07-09-2001 16:37            

Favorite books:
The Wheel of Time (all 9)
anything by Douglas Adams
Hearts In Atlantis by Stephen King
Wuthering Heights, also my favorite song by Kate Bush and/or Pat Benatar

posted 07-09-2001 17:08            

The answer is, I wrote "shite" because I work with a lot of british people, I picked up the word from them, and in my mind's voice I wasn't saying shit, I was saying shite (long i).

Well, the only thing I'll say for crichton is that Jurassic Park was miles better than the Lost World, which lacked anything redeeming that JP had (by which I mean science). That one stunk.

If you're up for a challenge, read Foucoult's Pendulum. painful, but rewarding.

I read glamorama by Ellis, but it turned me off and made me not want to read anything else by him. He just has too many of his own issues, like deciding whether he's a satire writer or a sensationalist horror writer.

Chandler was, is, and shall be.

And as for storytelling, I never heard of anyone in the modern era approaching Tolkein. For all I know, his canon could be this century's divine comedy.

posted 07-09-2001 22:49            

*edited because I'm a fucking dyslexic idiot*
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

posted 07-10-2001 09:56            

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Originally posted by PrezMonty:
You know, I always wonder why so many series are called [b]TRIlogies when there are more than three books, as in the case of Foundation and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.[/B]

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posted 07-10-2001 18:27            

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Originally posted by Miri:
I think that tit-fucking works best with the girl on her back and the guy straddling her with his knees on the ground and the girl holding her breasts together. this way, there's easy access to her mouth.

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The access to her mouth is just as easy either way, it's just a question of who's doing the major movements - her or the guy.

And unless she's REALLY big, it's a hell of a lot easier if she's on top, because the breasticles tend to hang down (and therefore wrap around the PenIs), instead of tending to fall back around her rib cage (thereby frustrating the assumed goal of PenIs enfolding).

Actually, even if she IS really big it's still easier if she's on top, for the above reasons. But for a lot of girls it's just flat (heh) not possible at all as more than a foreplay-type thing unless they're on top.

posted 07-10-2001 20:55         

to blowjobs...

posted 07-10-2001 23:16            

I have to agree with the general mob here. Tits belong on the bottom, not the top. What contorted position are you in that a girl can straddle your legs, hold her breasts together, poke your piece between them and then move herself back and forth? Guy laying on his back would never work. I would fall forward, jam my chin into his solar plexus and ruin everything. I don't think I've even seen that position in porn, although I HAVE seen a woman on the bottom.

Dunno. Try rubbing it between her cheeks instead. No one has to hold anything and it seems it would feel fairly similar.

Oh, I also liked reading Lady Chatterley's Lover, short stories by Guy de Maupassant, anything by Ray Bradbury (especially the short story the Veldt), Erica Jong and Henry Miller.

posted 07-10-2001 23:35            

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Originally posted by Bex:
Jimbo,

I have to agree with the general mob here. Tits belong on the bottom, not the top. What contorted position are you in that a girl can straddle your legs, hold her breasts together, poke your piece between them and then move herself back and forth? Guy laying on his back would never work. -Bex

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Geez. You guys have obviously been doing this wrong.

Man lies on back.
Woman on stomach on top of man, her ass near man's face.
Woman's ass rests on man's chest, breasts against dick. Hands are optional.

posted 07-11-2001 12:18            

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Originally posted by Bex:
Guy laying on his back would never work.

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Silly rabbit, did you think I was discussing this from a theoretical point of view? It does work and has worked quite well for me on I don't know how many occasions - I've had a couple girlfriends that were inordinately fond of the practice. (As am I.)

Perhaps you're not aware of this, but it is allowed to touch your partner with the REST of your body as well - just lie on top of him for christ's sake! You can put some of your weight on your elbows and use your forearms and hands to hold 'em, or you can put your weight on your hands and use your elbows to squeeze 'em together. Either works; which one works best is kind of an individual thing.

Or you could just sit there smugly and say "it can't be done" without ever actually trying it. But trust me, it can and has been done, and has worked pretty damn well for plenty of people, myself being one of them. Sheesh.

posted 07-11-2001 13:33            

Plus, depending on your point of view, this is a good thing or a bad thing, but when said male partner has an orgasm, unless the girl is right there to catch it, he's going to be wearing most of the mess.

Fen.. Lots of tongue along the underside, bob the head up and down, but twist it from side to side at the same time. Pause to lick uder the head and then repeat. Adjust pace as desired.

(This is all hypothetical you realize, since I am a blushing virgin and always will be. Ahem.)

Oh, and I also like to read John Updike, Doris Lessing, Margaret Atwood and Pat Conroy (Lords of Discipline and the Prince of Tides).

-Bex

posted 07-11-2001 14:12            

So imagine being a girl wanting to get her fair share. The guy trepidatiously approaches, squints his eyes shut, holds his breath and sticks his tongue out as far as it will go. He gives 10 seconds of tiny little licks with only the tip of his tongue, won't touch it and sits up gasping and asks if it was good. At that point, there is no way I would even want to watch tv with the guy, so yeah, he's done.

Compare that with a guy who licks like he's trying to get back inside, uses his hands creatively, and actually argues with you and begs to keep going when you say you want to stop and have sex.. yow.

Guy #1 would make me feel like the ugliest creature on earth. Guy #2..I'd give him anything he asked for, and then some.