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Topic: Literature
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PrezMonty
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posted 07-07-2001 09:52
   
I'm sure I'm thorouhgly pissing off Jimbo by offering a thread not requiring any actual discussion. Favorite books, everyone?Dune - Frank Herbert
Dune Messiah - Frank Herbert
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (All of 'em) - Douglas Adams
I, Robot (As well as the rest of the series) - Isaac Asimov
Foundation (Again, the entire trilogy) - Isaac Asimov
Mars - Ben Bova
The Languages of Pao - Jack Vance
Jurassic Park - Michael Crichton That's all I can remember for now. ------------------
MontyWorld
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PrezMonty
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posted 07-07-2001 09:55
Oh yeah...I almost forgot Orwell's Animal Farm. Unlike a lot of people, I actually liked that book.::Insert cheesy 'BAH-DUM-BUM' sound of Reading Rainbow fame:: IP: Logged |
Clme
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posted 07-07-2001 11:38
The entire foundation series or just the original trilogy?Actually... I love the first four books. I can give or take the others. IP: Logged |
psyci
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posted 07-07-2001 12:56
I enjoy fellatio probably the most, but rimming is okay too.Oh, wait, did you say "books"? I thought you said "non-intercourse sex acts." I apologize. IP: Logged |
Jimbo
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posted 07-07-2001 15:05
You know, it's not a very popular choice these days, but I gotta tell you I'm still pretty fond of the good ol' handjob.IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
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posted 07-07-2001 17:02
Yeah, if you're fourteen.
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LaMFear
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posted 07-07-2001 17:11
Baldghoti, What the hell has age got to do with enjoying masurbation? IP: Logged |
zippy
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posted 07-07-2001 19:16
books people! we're talking about books here. take your filth elsewhere.personally, i enjoy a nice slow blowjob IP: Logged |
Der Senfmeister
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posted 07-07-2001 21:10
Sorry for being on-topic here... =)Crime and Punishment - Dostoyevsky
Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk
The Catcher in the Rye - Sallinger Too many to list really, and my favorites are always changing. IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
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posted 07-08-2001 08:45
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Originally posted by LaMFear:
What the hell has age got to do with enjoying masurbation?
Masturbation is fine. But if the extent of your sexual experience is a handjob, you're fourteen. A handjob is generally when you're being masturbated by someone else. ------------------
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Jimbo
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posted 07-08-2001 09:15
Preeee-cisely... and if you think it's "boring", you just haven't met a girl with really good hands.  IP: Logged |
zippy
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posted 07-08-2001 09:31
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fenomas
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posted 07-08-2001 17:31
.. the term for which is mastirpation.me:
The long goodbye, the little sister, the lady in the lake, the big sleep, the high window, playback (all by raymond chandler)
V for vendetta by loyd/moore.
Understanding comics by scott mccloud
the diamond age / stephenson
a wild sheep chase, the windup-bird chronicles / murakami
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Bex
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posted 07-08-2001 17:39
Is it ok if I like GIVING blowjobs? Books.. Ender's Game/Ender's Shadow - Orson Scott Card
Friday - Heinlein Oh man.. about a 1000 others. But those are two/three I read over and over. And that I can think of right now. -Bex
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fenomas
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posted 07-08-2001 20:48
Yes, it's actually encouraged for you to like giving blowjobs. Doubly with webcams involved.Btw, prez: Jurassic Park? WTF?
It was an okay film script, but literature? Crichton is a shite writer, plain and simple. If movies didn't exist he'd be an unknown failure. IP: Logged |
PrezMonty
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posted 07-08-2001 21:07
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Originally posted by fenomas:
Btw, prez: Jurassic Park? WTF?
It was an okay film script, but literature? Crichton is a shite writer, plain and simple. If movies didn't exist he'd be an unknown failure.
I liked it. I thought it was better than the movie, which was actually somewhat cool itself. And on an unrelated note...why do so many people add an 'e' to 'shit?' IP: Logged |
zippy
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posted 07-08-2001 21:08
diamond age was alright, but i like cryptonomicon so much more. anything by tom clancy rocks my world, but that isnt exactly "literature". dune, of course, but not any of those cheesy overdone sequels. the lord of the rings trilogy rates up there pretty high.
i think a better question than "what's your favourite book" is "who is your favourite storyteller?"
who do you feel can really cause you to becomes enamoured with the story, to really get into it? before there were books, there were storytellers, and that's a skill that seems to have gone by the wayside in the past fifty years or so. i would say that tolkien is a great storyteller, in the tradition of old. IP: Logged |
Jimbo
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posted 07-08-2001 21:10
Crichton has done some innovative stuff, and some real CRAP. But I thought the book for Jurassic Park was actually better than the movie.IP: Logged |
Clme
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posted 07-08-2001 21:18
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Originally posted by PrezMonty:
...And on an unrelated note...why do so many people add an 'e' to 'shit?'
Shite (pronounced shy-eeet) is used for much the same reason some people say 'bloody' favourite etc etc etc.
Its british (you can also subsitute australian), maybe a little cooler, outside of the norm, and you are required to say it with an accent. And on an unrelated note... why do so many people begin sentences with and? Or or for that matter. And why do the people at the drive through window always mess up the change? And why is it so hot outside today? Whats up with that? IP: Logged |
zaksquatch
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posted 07-08-2001 23:11
How about favorite authors instead?Raymond Chandler
Elmore Leonard
William Gibson
Neal Stephenson
Bruce Sterling
Rex Stout
Jim Thompson
Robert Heinlein (old favorite, it's been a long time since I read anything of his)
Don DeLillo
Irvine Welsh
Carl Hiaasen
Phillip K. Dick Ther is more I am leaving out, I am sure. I will add more later if I remember to. I read a LOT.
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LaMFear
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posted 07-09-2001 00:36
Dan Simmons - Hyperion series
Orson Scott Card - Enders Game / Worthing Saga
Tolkien - Lord of the Rings
Joseph Heller - Catch 22
Stephen King - The Stand / Bag of Bones / It
Iain M. Banks - all this sci-fi books (read his stuff, one of the best sci-fi ever imho)
Bret Easton Ellis - most of his work
Ray Bradbury - Farenheit 451 and a ton of short stories.
Umberto Eco - Name of the RoseThere's a lot more, but this is most of what I could think of right now. IP: Logged |
MrSelfdestruct
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posted 07-09-2001 07:02
I can't believe that No One has mentioned the mesiah of all things Science Fiction:Douglas Addams, and the Hitchhiker Trilogy!!! Some of my other favorite books: Cat in the Hat
Anything by Tom Clancy
The Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal by Thomas Harris
The Onion: OUr Dumb Century And.... HTML 4 For Dummies That should about do it ------------------
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Der Senfmeister
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posted 07-09-2001 08:37
psst... PrezMonty mentioned them in his first post.IP: Logged |
Jimbo
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posted 07-09-2001 09:30
:: stubbornly staying off the hashed-to-death "official topic" ::I should also mention that, if you've got a girlfriend with D-cups (or a really small torso and C-cups), the good ol' Hawaiian Muscle-Fuck is tops for the occasional "wild night." (It can be done with smaller breastisses, but if they're much smaller than that, it's really more of a foreplay thing than a complete sex act. Still a big turnon though. ) IP: Logged |
zippy
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posted 07-09-2001 16:03
i might be interested in this manouver jimbo. can you provide some more details?
and shite is *irish*. and i wouldnt really pronounce it shy-eeeeet. it's more like shyte, or... shite. i mean, just read it.
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