posted 07-08-2001 18:46            

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Posted this before
Alas, it was long ago
On UglyKittens

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posted 07-08-2001 19:34            

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Monty is looking
to be violently stomped
by Mighty Jimbo.

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posted 07-08-2001 19:40         

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Oh! To make a haiku;
It requires the ability
to count

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posted 07-08-2001 20:21            

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oh, the Oreo
what a wonderful cookie
i like them with milk

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posted 07-08-2001 20:45            

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in japanese hai-
ku, the number of sylla-
bles isn't really the most important thing.

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posted 07-08-2001 20:48            

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I am getting sick
Of all the reused topics
From UglyKittens.

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posted 07-09-2001 01:13            

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A favorite one
I nicked it from someone else
Can't remember where:

Dancing shotgun guy
Can't you see that i'm glowing
Quad rocket for you

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posted 07-09-2001 04:53            

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Screw work, I'm at home
Wimbledon finals are on
I hope Goran wins!

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posted 07-09-2001 07:15         

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for an extensive collection of tribes haiku, visit deeznutsclan.cjb.net

and yes, we know how awful it looks. it was on purpose. turn off images if you can't read it.

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posted 07-09-2001 07:42            

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My nerves are a wreck.
Goran Invanisevic
You are the winner

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posted 07-09-2001 09:31            

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quote:

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Originally posted by FaRaN:
Dancing shotgun guy
Can't you see that i'm glowing
Quad rocket for you

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I always loved that one too.

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posted 07-09-2001 09:55            

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Pokemon? Ha ha!
Ah, those clever Japanese
Fuck with the 'Merkuns

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posted 07-09-2001 19:44            

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Like the moon at dawn,
Like sand runs through ones fingers,
Time becomes nothing.

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Vicious, Calculating and Lovable. Available for plotting revenge.

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posted 07-10-2001 07:10            

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Have not seen for time
Donkey penetrating whore
Why does not Zippy post ?

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posted 07-10-2001 09:34            

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why does everyone count syllables?
this is not a haiku
it doesnt flow and doesnt conform
be free and creative in your own way

i do not post
because i only post porn
and now porn is secondary
to my gorgeous girlfriend

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posted 07-10-2001 10:07            

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Sweat pours from my face
Just like rivers; intense heat
The season's summer

What is a haiku?
Labels mean nothing at all
Just a good method

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posted 07-10-2001 15:33         

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where hast zippy gone?
to a state of just one sound:
the crack of a whip

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posted 07-10-2001 21:38            

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whips hurt
my tender bum
i prefer paddles
or the palm of a hand.

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posted 07-15-2001 17:25            

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penismightier
is a wonderful website
that I found today

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Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone i love

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posted 07-15-2001 21:12         

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Went to town today
Roast duck in window
Hanging by the neck
auto erotic asphyxiate?
It's just fowl.

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posted 07-16-2001 11:20            

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high-coups

in the end you'll lose.
because i've plotted the coup.
even if i'm high.

Peter

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