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posted 07-11-2001 08:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) — One man apparently liked Green
Eggs and Ham a little too much.

The 25-year-old Ann Arbor man was arrested Friday on
an outstanding warrant because he failed to appear in
court to explain why he has not returned two
children's books from a Westland library.

Authorities had charged him with failing to return
library materials, a misdemeanor that carries a
penalty of up to 90 days in jail and a $500 fine.

Ann Arbor police Officer Mark Raab, who made the
arrest, said he felt bad for the man, who had checked
out the Dr. Seuss classic and another book in 1997,
then failed to return them. But, Raab said, the law is
the law.

"Overall it's kind of odd that you would arrest
someone for not returning library books," Raab said.
"But I guess the library has to do what it has to do
to get its books back."

Raab discovered the warrant after the man was involved
in a minor traffic accident.

The man posted $200 bond to avoid a night in jail.
Police declined to release the man's name.

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FaRaN
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posted 07-12-2001 03:40     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Only in America...

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Clme
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posted 07-12-2001 05:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
The man had $200.00 for bond... but couldn't resolve the problems with the library books before this?

In my state they cant charge you more than the worth of a new book for fines... But they can find some pretty expensive places for their books

-Chris

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PeterWiggin
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posted 07-12-2001 11:39     Click Here to See the Profile for PeterWiggin   Click Here to Email PeterWiggin     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Thats fuckin wak. The law is the Law... thats like saying an 18 year old person with a 17 year old person is STILL RAPE.. even though its statutory.. but some 80 year old viagra freak can fuck an 18 year old model and its ALL good cuz the LAW says so. i fuckin hate these goddam lawmakers.
one day ill be hegemon and yall wont have to worry about stupid shit like this.

Peter.

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Bitchgoddess
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posted 07-12-2001 12:10     Click Here to See the Profile for Bitchgoddess   Click Here to Email Bitchgoddess     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
...and the 18 year old is the one being taken advantage of in your scenario? Hmmm... Anna Nicole Smith would love you.

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posted 07-12-2001 12:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Don't worry, PeterWiggins... When The Amazons take over the world, there will be major changes.

Mwahahahahhahah!

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Is she not right? Is she insane?

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