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Topic: When Amazons Rule Again
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Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 07-13-2001 09:50
   
When I take over the world, things will change.
I intend to make it illegal to be a size 2. Women that size will be forced to eat pizza, pasta, and lots of candy.
Abortions will be legal, but not free. Parental consent will not be needed.
Men will be forced to watch one "chick flick" a month with NO complaints.
Helmet laws will be banned.
Mental Health care will be free and the workers will get a better salary.
Work weeks will be 4 days a week, 11 hour shifts. Mental Health will be 24 hours, just as an ER. Lunch time shall be 1 hour with another hour naptime.
Everyone will be forced to wear those tracking devices somewhere inside thier body (such as we see in movies.) I expect this to cut down crime and murder.
Women will NEVER kick a man where it hurts most. As a chick, I have NO CLUE how this feels, and I don't ever want to know. Punishment for this infraction is the woman will be forced to watch 10 games of football, soccor rugby and/or baseball.
ALL public restrooms will be kept neat and clean. Leaving urine on the seats is punishable by flogging. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat.
Mandatory birth control for all, including nuns and priests. Offenders will be shot into space while the babies are adopted out.
College shall be free. We shall only need to buy books, but it will be illegal to charge more than $50 for any given book.
Minimum wage will be $6.50 per hour and the cost of living shall stay the same.The Amazon has spoken and now allows the peasants to speak their minds on what they would like to see changes.
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skeeter
PenIsite
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posted 07-13-2001 10:14
ya got my vote...IP: Logged |
Bitchgoddess
battin' .500
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posted 07-13-2001 10:25
Count me in. Although I think the punishment for the kick should be watching auto racing or bass fishing, most women I know like sports.IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 07-13-2001 13:22
Uhhh...can you just take over now? Almost all of that sounds fine, and I like chick flicks.IP: Logged |
Mr. Boo
unregistered
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posted 07-13-2001 14:41
Liar! You hate them!IP: Logged |
Minsc
unregistered
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posted 07-13-2001 15:43
Minsc did not know his trusted hamster had a salutation. Hello Mr. Boo!IP: Logged |
eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 07-13-2001 17:01
Boo says "WWWHHHHAAAATTTT!!"IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 07-14-2001 02:36
Just two issues I have:Raising the minimum wage will also raise inflation. I believe in the minimum wage, but saying that raising it will fix things without any adverse side effects (like the dollar being worth less) is not believable. And Helmet laws. Of course, I should look at it as anyone stupid enough not to ever wear one will also be the ones that will suffer from an acute case of darwinism  -Chris IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 07-14-2001 06:21
No tracking device for me, goddammit - a cell phone is bad enough.IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 07-14-2001 07:28
Actually, I am changing the punishment for a woman kicking a man from watching the sports to watching sports COMMENTARY.
My brother came up with that one.------------------
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PeterWiggin
Resident PenIs MC
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posted 07-15-2001 04:29
how about online books for classes. This will cut down on paper, and if you really need to read it you can print it with the schools paper. Then it will totally be free. Fuck they'd prolly still get me for the parking pass or some kinda fine/fee or whatever.. im DONE in 5 weeks... hell yaPeter IP: Logged |
MrSelfdestruct
Member with a member
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posted 07-15-2001 14:20
Hail to the new ruler of the world-only- Can I be your Vice-Ruller? Please, I grovel well ------------------
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Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 07-16-2001 05:42
quote:
Originally posted by MrSelfdestruct:
Hail to the new ruler of the world-only- Can I be your Vice-Ruller? Please, I grovel well
Sure, but there are conditions... You must have facial hair, weigh more than 200lbs, and be taller than 5'11".
You must also wear leather pants, no shirt, and a neck collar with chains leading to your wrists.
But that's not a fantasy of mine or anything. ------------------
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MrSelfdestruct
Member with a member
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posted 07-16-2001 06:44
SWEET!!!!I can do all of that, especially that whole chain thing ------------------
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 07-16-2001 16:58
Hell, Mr Self Destruct only needs to grow facial hair, and you've described his everyday appearance.All the boys in his dorm always loved his leather pants too. -Chris IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 07-16-2001 17:42
quote:
Originally posted by Clme:
All the boys in his dorm always loved his leather pants too.
Read:
dorm - Maximum Security Prison for Molestors of All Kinds boys - Clme ------------------
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