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Topic: steal this link
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LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 07-23-2001 16:42
http://webpages.charter.net/robk/index.htm ------------------ You are probably brainwashed, indoctrinated, educated stupid and cannot comprehend Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day Perpetual Time Cube Creation. IP: Logged |
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 07-23-2001 16:58
Sorta reminds me of the infamous Random GeoCities Page Link Generator...IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 07-23-2001 17:10
That is some disturbing shit. I didn't need to see a adolescent boy with a hard on today.IP: Logged |
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 07-23-2001 17:07
I didn't need to see some precocious 14-year-old girl's skimpily-bikinied ass either. (But I'm not really complaining.)Incidentally, if you get a kick out of browsing that thing... the smart man can both see what the bug being exploited is by viewing the source on the magic link page, and exploit it for himself - thus eliminating the inordinate amount of lag coming from the Magic Link page itself. IP: Logged |
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 07-23-2001 17:09
Come to think of it, you could also just save the Magic Link framesource page to your hard drive and run it from there, also eliminating the lag.[This message has been edited by Jimbo (edited 07-23-2001).] IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 07-23-2001 17:19
Actually I think I'll just stay away from that, me and my photographic memory don't need too many hairy biker guys in studded leather floating around up there. Jeebus.IP: Logged |
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
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posted 07-23-2001 17:53
Praise Jeebus!I was thinking of making a whole bunch of "What would Jeebus do?" stickers. Would anyone buy one? (real cheap... like $1 or something) IP: Logged |
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 07-23-2001 18:01
It looks like MSN found and fixed the bug.Here are some of the more amusing things I found tonight browsing through it while it lasted, though: Probably wise of them to tie that up - it certainly appeared as though there are a LOT of 13-15 year old girls posting homemade naked pixx0rz of themselves on MSN community pages. And somebody needs to tell a LOT of those girls about the fine art of TRIMMING those damn things... good lord.  IP: Logged |
eod TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 07-23-2001 18:05
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Hangar/8556/I think I'll have this kid do the new penIs design. IP: Logged |
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
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posted 07-23-2001 18:18
speaking of which, how is that coming along anyway? just the flash is left, right?I have a truckload of monitor pics for the newsposts, too. I don't think how that was going to be done was ever worked out. [This message has been edited by psyci (edited 07-23-2001).] IP: Logged |
eod TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 07-23-2001 18:39
We are just waiting for fen.. He most likely will not be able to find time to do it. So we are stuck with this design for life.IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 07-23-2001 18:42
...And Chris went and got himself a job...But I didn't know flash anyway However, the chances of me figuring anything out for the monitors just dropped dramatically. http://www.penismightier.com/clme/cookiepentest I also dont know java or php. I dont remember how I did any of this or even where I stole the code to do so... Where am I? Are you my mommy? Oooh... the nice young men in the clean white coats are here to take me on a "sabbatical". But why do my sabbaticals always involve needles and disembodied uvulas? Maybe Mightymon will have time to learn flash after all. IP: Logged |
Bad Mr. Spinch Member with a member
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posted 07-27-2001 19:53
quote: Originally posted by psyci: Praise Jeebus!I was thinking of making a whole bunch of "What would Jeebus do?" stickers. Would anyone buy one? (real cheap... like $1 or something)
I'd pay good money for one of those. IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 07-28-2001 10:03
quote: Originally posted by psyci: Praise Jeebus!I was thinking of making a whole bunch of "What would Jeebus do?" stickers. Would anyone buy one? (real cheap... like $1 or something)
I would. IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 07-30-2001 03:25
http://www.cokemachineaccidents.com/ IP: Logged |
hussain S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
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posted 07-30-2001 13:21
sign me up, i'll take 5IP: Logged |
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 07-30-2001 15:26
cokemachineaccidents.com: that's what happens when your kid tries to rock the fuckin' machine AND isn't bright enough to jump the fuck away from it when he fucks up and tips it too far towards himself.:: wailing :: why oh why oh WHY weren't the walls in my son's dorm room padded? Why was he given steel forks instead of soft plastic sporks? Bah. IP: Logged |
Bill Uber PenIs
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posted 07-30-2001 20:10
To quote the Great Niven, "Consider it evolution in action."IP: Logged |
Chess Piece Face piss-drunk cockmaster
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posted 07-31-2001 06:19
quote: Originally posted by Jimbo: cokemachineaccidents.com: that's what happens when your kid tries to rock the fuckin' machine AND isn't bright enough to jump the fuck away from it when he fucks up and tips it too far towards himself.
It's like driving your car into a brick wall at 100+ mph (or whatever the fuck the kph equivalent is) and then suing the car company. Doy-eeeee! This isn't nearly as atrocious as the Coke and beer bottle instances in 3rd world countries where they manafacture the bottles out of glass so cheap that they frequently explode and injure/kill people. Coke (the vending machine company, actually) could have saved themselves a lot of headache by equipping each machince with a sticker that says "Do not rock machine (you fat Canadian fuck)". Speaking of which, has anybody else seen these fancy new Coke macines that have the conveyer belt on an elevator doohickey? Gotsta be 50% bigger than a standard machine. Watch out, Canada! [edited because UBB can't handle headline tags fer shit] [This message has been edited by Chess Piece Face (edited 07-31-2001).] IP: Logged |
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 07-31-2001 09:31
"Do Not Rock Machine (you fat Canadian fuck)"Dude... that would be so awesome.  And actually, all the coke machines I've ever seen have had a sticker on them somewhere that said "do not rock" and had a graphic image of a coke machine tipping over and squishing some (fat canadian) fuckstick that was trying to get a free coke. Also worth noting is the fact that rocking a SODA machine is really retarded: 1. VERY few machines will EVER dispense a soda from rocking, and 2. even if it does, the fucker's gonna be too shook up to drink. Now, rocking the damn snack machine when the little spiral wire turns but the product hangs at the end and won't quite drop... that's another story. But for all you Corkys out there, listen up: don't pull the machine towards you, fucking well PUSH IT AWAY! I actually used to kinda LIKE it when the snack machines (in the Navy) snagged the product and wouldn't quite let it drop, 'cause that was an excuse to abuse the fuck out of the machine. :: shove shove shove :: That's what tricep extensions are for: to get you strong so you can get your fucking Cheetos without killing yourself.  IP: Logged |
InThrees Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 07-31-2001 10:08
quote: Originally posted by Jimbo: "Do Not Rock Machine (you fat Canadian fuck)"Dude... that would be so awesome.  And actually, all the coke machines I've ever seen have had a sticker on them somewhere that said "do not rock" and had a graphic image of a coke machine tipping over and squishing some (fat canadian) fuckstick that was trying to get a free coke. Also worth noting is the fact that rocking a SODA machine is really retarded: 1. VERY few machines will EVER dispense a soda from rocking, and 2. even if it does, the fucker's gonna be too shook up to drink. Now, rocking the damn snack machine when the little spiral wire turns but the product hangs at the end and won't quite drop... that's another story. But for all you Corkys out there, listen up: don't pull the machine towards you, fucking well PUSH IT AWAY! I actually used to kinda LIKE it when the snack machines (in the Navy) snagged the product and wouldn't quite let it drop, 'cause that was an excuse to abuse the fuck out of the machine. :: shove shove shove :: That's what tricep extensions are for: to get you strong so you can get your fucking Cheetos without killing yourself. 
In most cultures I think tricep extensions and 'Cheetos Brand Cheese Puffs' are mutually exclusive. -3 IP: Logged |
zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 07-31-2001 12:14
as a canadian, i would like to disavow any relationship to this fat 'tard of a person. the stupidest thing we canadians usually engage in is polar bear wrestling, which is quite fun and good for exercise. rocking 500 lbs coke machine back and forth is just plain stupid. IP: Logged |
nuentoter Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 07-31-2001 14:14
OK THIS KID IS A FREAKIN MORON, AND HIS PARENTS ARE BIGGER IDIOTS THAN HIM, HIS PARENTS ARE TRYING TO DEFEND HIM, AND SAYING "THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WARNING SIGNS" WELL CHRIST LETS SEE IF I CAN ROCK THIS 500 LBS MACHINE BACK AND FORTH WITH A LITTLE EFFORT, LOGIC SAYS I CAN NOT TIP IT OVER , ESPECIALLY ONTO MYSELF IF I PULL IT TOWARD ME.HIS PARENTS ACTUALLY SAID, "How does someone shake a machine without leaving fingerprints? No fingerprints were found on the machine by the police, only "a partial handprint"." WTF? ARE THEY SAYING IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A HOMICIDE? MABYE THE KID PUSHED WITH THE SIDE OF HIS ENORMOUS BODY?!? MAKE A LIL SENSE? OH WAIT NEVER MIND THERES LOGIC SAYING NOPE IM GONNA USE MY FRAIL ARMS INSTEAD OF MY HUMONGOUS BODY. THATS WILL MAKE IT EASIER. BELIGERANT FUKERS I LOVE MY CAPS LOCK
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zippy Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 07-31-2001 20:57
why isnt there a sticker on handguns that warns people against shooting their own foot with it? i mean, someone could get really hurt. and i'll be damned if i ever saw a sticker on a frying pan that told me using it as a method of birth control could be harmful to the girl. i mean, how are people supposed to know these sorts of things if the manufacturers don't warn us? what, are we supposed to be like, psychic or something?IP: Logged |
InThrees Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 07-31-2001 21:30
quote: Originally posted by zippy: and i'll be damned if i ever saw a sticker on a frying pan that told me using it as a method of birth control could be harmful to the girl.
I was sort of torn between not wanting to know, and... well, wanting to know. So, um, elaborate. -3 IP: Logged |