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LonMabonJovi
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posted 07-23-2001 16:42     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
http://webpages.charter.net/robk/index.htm

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Jimbo
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posted 07-23-2001 16:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Sorta reminds me of the infamous Random GeoCities Page Link Generator...

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LonMabonJovi
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posted 07-23-2001 17:10     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That is some disturbing shit. I didn't need to see a adolescent boy with a hard on today.

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Jimbo
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posted 07-23-2001 17:07     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I didn't need to see some precocious 14-year-old girl's skimpily-bikinied ass either. (But I'm not really complaining.)

Incidentally, if you get a kick out of browsing that thing... the smart man can both see what the bug being exploited is by viewing the source on the magic link page, and exploit it for himself - thus eliminating the inordinate amount of lag coming from the Magic Link page itself.

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Jimbo
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posted 07-23-2001 17:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Come to think of it, you could also just save the Magic Link framesource page to your hard drive and run it from there, also eliminating the lag.

[This message has been edited by Jimbo (edited 07-23-2001).]

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LonMabonJovi
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posted 07-23-2001 17:19     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Actually I think I'll just stay away from that, me and my photographic memory don't need too many hairy biker guys in studded leather floating around up there. Jeebus.

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psyci
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posted 07-23-2001 17:53     Click Here to See the Profile for psyci     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Praise Jeebus!

I was thinking of making a whole bunch of "What would Jeebus do?" stickers. Would anyone buy one? (real cheap... like $1 or something)

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Jimbo
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posted 07-23-2001 18:01     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It looks like MSN found and fixed the bug.

Here are some of the more amusing things I found tonight browsing through it while it lasted, though:

Probably wise of them to tie that up - it certainly appeared as though there are a LOT of 13-15 year old girls posting homemade naked pixx0rz of themselves on MSN community pages.

And somebody needs to tell a LOT of those girls about the fine art of TRIMMING those damn things... good lord.

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eod
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posted 07-23-2001 18:05     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Hangar/8556/

I think I'll have this kid do the new penIs design.

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psyci
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posted 07-23-2001 18:18     Click Here to See the Profile for psyci     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
speaking of which, how is that coming along anyway? just the flash is left, right?

I have a truckload of monitor pics for the newsposts, too. I don't think how that was going to be done was ever worked out.

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eod
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posted 07-23-2001 18:39     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
We are just waiting for fen.. He most likely will not be able to find time to do it. So we are stuck with this design for life.

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Clme
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posted 07-23-2001 18:42     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
...And Chris went and got himself a job...

But I didn't know flash anyway However, the chances of me figuring anything out for the monitors just dropped dramatically.
http://www.penismightier.com/clme/cookiepentest

I also dont know java or php. I dont remember how I did any of this or even where I stole the code to do so...

Where am I? Are you my mommy? Oooh... the nice young men in the clean white coats are here to take me on a "sabbatical". But why do my sabbaticals always involve needles and disembodied uvulas?

Maybe Mightymon will have time to learn flash after all.

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Bad Mr. Spinch
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posted 07-27-2001 19:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Bad Mr. Spinch   Click Here to Email Bad Mr. Spinch     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by psyci:
Praise Jeebus!

I was thinking of making a whole bunch of "What would Jeebus do?" stickers. Would anyone buy one? (real cheap... like $1 or something)


I'd pay good money for one of those.

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CapnBiggles
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posted 07-28-2001 10:03     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by psyci:
Praise Jeebus!

I was thinking of making a whole bunch of "What would Jeebus do?" stickers. Would anyone buy one? (real cheap... like $1 or something)


I would.

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LonMabonJovi
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posted 07-30-2001 03:25     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
http://www.cokemachineaccidents.com/

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hussain
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posted 07-30-2001 13:21     Click Here to See the Profile for hussain   Click Here to Email hussain     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
sign me up, i'll take 5

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Jimbo
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posted 07-30-2001 15:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
cokemachineaccidents.com: that's what happens when your kid tries to rock the fuckin' machine AND isn't bright enough to jump the fuck away from it when he fucks up and tips it too far towards himself.

:: wailing :: why oh why oh WHY weren't the walls in my son's dorm room padded? Why was he given steel forks instead of soft plastic sporks?

Bah.

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Bill
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posted 07-30-2001 20:10     Click Here to See the Profile for Bill   Click Here to Email Bill     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
To quote the Great Niven, "Consider it evolution in action."

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Chess Piece Face
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posted 07-31-2001 06:19     Click Here to See the Profile for Chess Piece Face   Click Here to Email Chess Piece Face     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo:
cokemachineaccidents.com: that's what happens when your kid tries to rock the fuckin' machine AND isn't bright enough to jump the fuck away from it when he fucks up and tips it too far towards himself.

It's like driving your car into a brick wall at 100+ mph (or whatever the fuck the kph equivalent is) and then suing the car company. Doy-eeeee! This isn't nearly as atrocious as the Coke and beer bottle instances in 3rd world countries where they manafacture the bottles out of glass so cheap that they frequently explode and injure/kill people. Coke (the vending machine company, actually) could have saved themselves a lot of headache by equipping each machince with a sticker that says "Do not rock machine (you fat Canadian fuck)". Speaking of which, has anybody else seen these fancy new Coke macines that have the conveyer belt on an elevator doohickey? Gotsta be 50% bigger than a standard machine. Watch out, Canada!

[edited because UBB can't handle headline tags fer shit]

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Jimbo
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posted 07-31-2001 09:31     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"Do Not Rock Machine (you fat Canadian fuck)"

Dude... that would be so awesome.

And actually, all the coke machines I've ever seen have had a sticker on them somewhere that said "do not rock" and had a graphic image of a coke machine tipping over and squishing some (fat canadian) fuckstick that was trying to get a free coke.

Also worth noting is the fact that rocking a SODA machine is really retarded: 1. VERY few machines will EVER dispense a soda from rocking, and 2. even if it does, the fucker's gonna be too shook up to drink.

Now, rocking the damn snack machine when the little spiral wire turns but the product hangs at the end and won't quite drop... that's another story. But for all you Corkys out there, listen up: don't pull the machine towards you, fucking well PUSH IT AWAY!

I actually used to kinda LIKE it when the snack machines (in the Navy) snagged the product and wouldn't quite let it drop, 'cause that was an excuse to abuse the fuck out of the machine. :: shove shove shove :: That's what tricep extensions are for: to get you strong so you can get your fucking Cheetos without killing yourself.

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InThrees
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posted 07-31-2001 10:08     Click Here to See the Profile for InThrees   Click Here to Email InThrees     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo:
"Do Not Rock Machine (you fat Canadian fuck)"

Dude... that would be so awesome.

And actually, all the coke machines I've ever seen have had a sticker on them somewhere that said "do not rock" and had a graphic image of a coke machine tipping over and squishing some (fat canadian) fuckstick that was trying to get a free coke.

Also worth noting is the fact that rocking a SODA machine is really retarded: 1. VERY few machines will EVER dispense a soda from rocking, and 2. even if it does, the fucker's gonna be too shook up to drink.

Now, rocking the damn snack machine when the little spiral wire turns but the product hangs at the end and won't quite drop... that's another story. But for all you Corkys out there, listen up: don't pull the machine towards you, fucking well PUSH IT AWAY!

I actually used to kinda LIKE it when the snack machines (in the Navy) snagged the product and wouldn't quite let it drop, 'cause that was an excuse to abuse the fuck out of the machine. :: shove shove shove :: That's what tricep extensions are for: to get you strong so you can get your fucking Cheetos without killing yourself.


In most cultures I think tricep extensions and 'Cheetos Brand Cheese Puffs' are mutually exclusive.

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zippy
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posted 07-31-2001 12:14     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
as a canadian, i would like to disavow any relationship to this fat 'tard of a person. the stupidest thing we canadians usually engage in is polar bear wrestling, which is quite fun and good for exercise. rocking 500 lbs coke machine back and forth is just plain stupid.

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nuentoter
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posted 07-31-2001 14:14     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
OK THIS KID IS A FREAKIN MORON, AND HIS PARENTS ARE BIGGER IDIOTS THAN HIM,
HIS PARENTS ARE TRYING TO DEFEND HIM, AND SAYING "THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WARNING SIGNS" WELL CHRIST LETS SEE IF I CAN ROCK THIS 500 LBS MACHINE BACK AND FORTH WITH A LITTLE EFFORT, LOGIC SAYS I CAN NOT TIP IT OVER , ESPECIALLY ONTO MYSELF IF I PULL IT TOWARD ME.

HIS PARENTS ACTUALLY SAID, "How does someone shake a machine without leaving fingerprints? No fingerprints were found on the machine by the police, only "a partial handprint"." WTF? ARE THEY SAYING IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A HOMICIDE?
MABYE THE KID PUSHED WITH THE SIDE OF HIS ENORMOUS BODY?!? MAKE A LIL SENSE? OH WAIT NEVER MIND THERES LOGIC SAYING
NOPE IM GONNA USE MY FRAIL ARMS INSTEAD OF MY HUMONGOUS BODY. THATS WILL MAKE IT EASIER.

BELIGERANT FUKERS

I LOVE MY CAPS LOCK

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zippy
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posted 07-31-2001 20:57     Click Here to See the Profile for zippy   Click Here to Email zippy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
why isnt there a sticker on handguns that warns people against shooting their own foot with it? i mean, someone could get really hurt. and i'll be damned if i ever saw a sticker on a frying pan that told me using it as a method of birth control could be harmful to the girl. i mean, how are people supposed to know these sorts of things if the manufacturers don't warn us? what, are we supposed to be like, psychic or something?

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InThrees
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posted 07-31-2001 21:30     Click Here to See the Profile for InThrees   Click Here to Email InThrees     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by zippy:
and i'll be damned if i ever saw a sticker on a frying pan that told me using it as a method of birth control could be harmful to the girl.

I was sort of torn between not wanting to know, and... well, wanting to know.

So, um, elaborate.

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