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Topic: B to the S to the fuckin' A
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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 07-31-2001 05:40
   
Jesus CHRIST that is some sick Nazi-ass shit. Man between that and Adobe putting that poor Russki in jail, I SO FUCKING WISH I could realistically shitcan everything and go Open Source all the way.Unfortunately, in real life, I can't quite get away with that. DAMMIT. So I'll just have to keep supporting Open Source by 1. saying it's a really awesome concept and using it as much as I can and 2. um, "minimizing my positive impact on Adobe and Microsoft corporate earnings." Heh. IP: Logged |
StickyLoad
Great Gobs of Cream
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posted 07-31-2001 08:28
So I checked out the site Eod had on the main page. What a bunch of BS. I will make it my personal duty to "long term evaluate" various pieces of software.I really like the pirated software money counter. In case you are curious, it just increments the value by $380 every second. Pretty scientific. I'm sure that number should be spinning way faster. Especially since all my new computer pieces arrive on Thursday. IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
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posted 07-31-2001 10:27
1. Can't believe they had the balls to use a .org address.2. They are high on my shit list for scaring the crap out of my mom. She once licenced a business to get into the better bazaars and such with her little crafty things. Hasn't even used the licence in 6-8 years, and they still sent her a copy of that letter. Naturally she freaked out and caused me to do a lot of unnecessary explaining. ------------------
You are probably brainwashed, indoctrinated, educated stupid and cannot comprehend Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day Perpetual Time Cube Creation. IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
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posted 07-31-2001 10:40
Please oh please oh please let one of those Licence Online pricks show up on my porch when I am home. I'll make ya famous buddy.IP: Logged |
InThrees
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posted 07-31-2001 12:49
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Originally posted by LonMabonJovi:
Please oh please oh please let one of those Licence Online pricks show up on my porch when I am home. I'll make ya famous buddy.
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH, VERMIN!" "Sir, we're here to ascertain whether you're using illegal copies of our clients' software." "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!" :craps in hand and winds up for the pitch: -3 IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 07-31-2001 13:24
Actually, it's like we're winding up back in the days of the turn of the (19th) century out in the country...*knock* *knock*
*door opens*
"Hello, I'm Agent Johnson with the BSA, and I'm here to conduct an aud-"
"PAW, IT'S REV-EN-OO-ERS! GET THA SHOTGUN!" :: running, chasing, rocksalt-blasting mayhem ensues :: IP: Logged |
PrezMonty
PenIsite
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posted 07-31-2001 14:09
Shit...if they go door-to-door looking for unregistered programs, I'm screwed.Isn't it like, $120K per program as well? IP: Logged |
nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 07-31-2001 14:27
DOOR 2 DOOR? HAHAHA
I GOT 2 VERSIONS OF AUTOCADD
ALMOST ALL ADOBE PRODUCTS
WIN95-2000
3 VERSIONS OF CADDKEY
POSER 4
20+ GAMEZ
30+ APPZ
ALL ON BURNT CD'S ALL OVER MY ROOM
WOULD LIKE TO SEE THEIR FACES WHEN I TREAT EM LIKE JEHOVAH'S AND LOCK THE DOOR AND PROCEED TO MASSAGE MY GENITALS OUTSIDE OF MY PANTS SO THAT THEY CAN SEE ME.....I LOVE TO FUCK WITH JEHOVAH'S
I LOVE MY CAPS LOCK IP: Logged |
zippy
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posted 07-31-2001 20:55
is there some sort of increased correlation between the excessive use of the caps lock key and massaging one's genitals for an audience?IP: Logged |
fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 07-31-2001 21:56
More importantly, did neuentoter's k-rad 1337 seven year old brother get access to his posting account or something?IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 07-31-2001 22:25
Actually... I'd bet yes on both counts. His seven year old brother is on his machine downloading internet pr0n and using caps lock while impersonating nuentoter in the message board. That is what the auto-complete is for, right?I know that whenever I hit the CAPS LOCK KEY MY COCK GROWS 10 MORE INCHES AND THEN IMPotence sets in, as the sudden blood rush from my head is too much for a human body to handle. CAPS LOCK TAPED DOWN FOR CONVENIENCE!!11!! Of course... thats only slightly less attractive than 133+ 5p33|<  IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
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posted 08-01-2001 02:45
Vermin, hell yeah. I think I'll have to pass on crapping in my own hand though, I've spent too many years learning how to crap and not get it all over my hands to stop now.The equasion is easy: Give my mom a horrible complex with your disgusting sales techniques feeding on her lack of skillz and make me refute/explain it all numerous times = get our name off of the BSA mailing list that started this headache and show up looking to stir up more shit = leave the porch with inverted nipples unless you have a goddamn warrant. Of course if anything like this happened I might need to take a minute afterword to uninstall Photoshop 5.5 and Windows, but I hear Mandrake may be easy enough for a tard like me until things quieted down. IP: Logged |
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