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Topic: Mon's alive?
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 08-06-2001 22:15
   
Holy shit. He's not only alive, but he like posted and shit.
Here's the point to this post:
Everyone seemed to think something dire and evil happened to him... I'm wondering what you're theory of his whereabouts was.
Personally I thought he found religion and moved back to Louisiana, where ironically he was worshiped as a minor diety by a group of teenage Quake addicts.
They would sit around in a circle and talk about that time they someone hit him straight on with a BFG and he was able to majikly fly away with only minor damage. Then they would go into caffeine withdrawal and throw quarters at Mon until he would wake up from his religious "trance" and nod politely at them. Mmm... quarters. -Chris IP: Logged |
SONWAKEUPSONYOUARESLEEPIN
unregistered
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posted 08-06-2001 22:22
SON!! Son1!!! Wake up boy!! You r sleeping..!! Mon is back.. BOY WAKE UP!IP: Logged |
eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 08-06-2001 22:25
I figured the repo man came and got his beloved box.. Then Clme said he had his old bitch box and he should have my old school dial up account.. Then I thought Hmm.. Then I thought about calling him but then I ffigured that he'd freak out and probably ftry to bfg me or rocket jump like a fairy. so then we started watching the activity of him online and he never played the bbs. So clme quit the corp and joined our corp. and now we have the most kick ass corp in the ga,me and those who want to get fucked up should send me an email cause we can fuck you up.. Then I remembered he is from Cos Bay and those people are fucked.The eNdn
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Dorothy
unregistered
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posted 08-06-2001 22:27
And you were there...and you were there... And so was mightymon, dressed up like a flying monkey!
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MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 08-07-2001 04:03
Fuck man, you joined the Darkstars? Goddamnit man, can't you see a test when I present it to you, all brightly wrapped and with a big sign that says MY OBVIOUS ABSENCE IS THE CHANCE FOR YOU TO ASSUME A LEADER-LIKE ROLE AND CONQUER THE UNIVERSE IN MY STEAD AND THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL I GET YOUR DAD OFF YOUR BACK?But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. You have to fuck it up. Like always. JMUP UP MYE BUT!!@!1!!!! Oh and I was once in a Wizard of Oz play but I wasn;t a winged monkey I was a munchkin and purportedly I laughed like Woody Woodpecker but I never believed that so screw THOSE GODDAMN PEOPLE WHO KEEP SAYING THAT THOSE ASS CLOWNS CAN SUCK JIMBO'S MOUSTACHE at least i wasn't a flying monkey because they had to wear really ugly purple outfits with fake wings i mean come on use real wings for christ's sake from real winged monkeys but we couldnt use real winged monkeys because they couldn't talk. yet. but when we taught them OH MY SWEET JEHOSEPHAT they never shut the fuck up just like sara jesus she talks like 1600000 miles a minute and you're just like d00d ch1ll and she's all b1t3 m3 455 c10wn and then we fight and have s3cs on the beach until we drowns. ------------------
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? [This message has been edited by MightyMon (edited 08-07-2001).] IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 08-07-2001 23:45
Mon... Over a month is a test?Dude.. Around the 28th of July I checked the BBS log and you hadn't been on since the 10th. When eod offered to absorb our corp, I sent you like 2 emails and in game mail. Besides.. How could I compete against the bad guys AND eod/dnapalm by myself? Theres actual competition in this TW game! No offense to our other teammate, but he generally only brang in around 100k a week  Next time you go on a religious holiday with 20 of you're closest sexslaves Quake groupies, let us know! ...and the easiest way to keep my "dad" off my back is to keep him away from mind-altering substances Good luck with that... -Chris
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