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posted 08-08-2001 09:18     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I swear this is true...

Insurance Company Covers Alien Abductions

Afraid you're going to be whisked into outer space by those
weird craft hovering above your home? Goodfellows insurance
company of London, England has a policy that may set your
mind at ease. For about $150, the firm will insure you for
$1.5 million against alien abduction. A slightly higher
premium buys coverage against being impregnated by outer
space beings. A spokesman for Goodfellows says the policy
is owned by about 40,000 people--who must provide visual
evidence and pass a lie detector test to collect on a
claim.

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posted 08-08-2001 12:12     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hmmm I'll have to see if my company plans on covering Abductions..

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