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Author
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Topic: Strange SEX Facts
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Bill
Uber PenIs
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posted 08-15-2001 08:27
   
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Originally posted by Jimbo:
There's something kinda odd about Tampax corporation deciding to tell inquisitive teenychicks that their cell phones are just the perfect length for their twats.
Well, you know how some girls just seem to really love their phones. Sorry, sorry, more corruption... IP: Logged |
psyci
Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r
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posted 08-17-2001 19:22
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Originally posted by Amazon:
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Anyone get the feeling they're already above average? IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 08-17-2001 19:56
What I found interesting was that supposedly some men have sex 3 times as much as they masturbate...wtf? I dont know about any one else, but frequency of sex has never kept me from masturbating, thank you very much. I mean... you get some in the morning... that still leaves the afternoon, evening, and the rest of the morning free! What are you going to do with that time? Lets see... once a day since I was 13... (conservative estimate) would be 3650 times. IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 08-17-2001 20:08
Oh... one final addition: I failed to see a mention of farm animals or Mightymon in there? Wheres the special categories for that? Does that count as masturbation or sex? Fuck. If I dont get a reach around its masturbaton. IP: Logged |
jeer
Hey everyone look at me I'm in the Navy
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posted 08-17-2001 20:10
I'm not too far behind clme. Around 3285 times for me. Give or take those days where I don't at all or it's a 2 or 3 times day.I'm going to catch up though! IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 08-17-2001 20:43
I definitely whacked it once a day on average from about age 13 to 19 - that's, what... 2,555 right there. And I'm 29 now!IP: Logged |
Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 08-18-2001 08:50
Tell me true... do men REALLY masturbate daily, or are you all counting the days you only gave a few yanks, but never actually orgasmed.
I actually touch myself quite often, but I do not consider it masturbation.(Oops, did I just say that?) ------------------
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." -- Friedrich Nietzche IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 08-18-2001 09:52
In all honesty my High School years were spent pretty much like this:1) Alarm goes off.
2) Wank
3) Go back to sleep
4) Arrive at school late
5) Arrive home
6) Wank
7) Work, read, or watch TV.
8) Wank
9) Go to sleep.
If I touch myself and DONT orgasm, then why the hell was I touching myself to begin with??
And yes... I said once a day was a conservative estimate, if you take into account YEARS of doing it multiple times and then "tapering off" to every other day or so  -Chris IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 08-18-2001 09:59
I'm with Clem on that one. What the hell's the point if you don't finish the job?I don't masturbate daily anymore, but it was at least daily in high school and early Navy years. I think my personal record was something along the lines of 8 times in one day, just to see if I could. IP: Logged |
Sara
t1t fl4sh3r - TAKE IT OFF!!
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posted 08-18-2001 11:46
I with the boys... whats the point of starting something you can't finish. However I definately dont do it on a daily basis. IP: Logged |
LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 08-18-2001 12:22
I think I average about 4-5 times a week or so. I'm 27.When I was in my teens it was twice a day, every day. After I woke up and before I went to sleep. IP: Logged |
Chess Piece Face
piss-drunk cockmaster
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posted 08-18-2001 14:58
Perhaps they got the wank numbers mixed up with the shag numbers?IP: Logged |
Bad Mr. Spinch
Member with a member
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posted 08-18-2001 15:19
I was a late starter... didn't discover the joys of it 'till I was 16, so I'd estimate 700 or so. Random guess.
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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
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posted 08-21-2001 01:26
Let's see... I started... 15 I think... I'm 18 now... 365 * 3 = 1095 ... I've gone without a bunch of times, but those are made up for by doing it mutliple times a day... we'll add 184 more.. so, around 1279 so far. When the hell will I get laid god damn it!? I've almost reached my average number for masturbating now I need to work on the sex one! Any ladies care to give me the best day of my life? ::le sigh:: who am I kidding... so pathetic I am. IP: Logged |
Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
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posted 08-21-2001 01:28
Oh, and Amazon --I masturbate almost daily... but some days I just don't. I'm pretty sure that's how it is for most guys. Semi-daily basis. IP: Logged |
Der Senfmeister
Member with a member
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posted 08-21-2001 10:48
In the shower occasionaly, and usually before going to bed. Maybe one more if I'm really bored.IP: Logged |
joshy
Uber PenIs
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posted 08-21-2001 12:40
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Look at me, jerking off in the shower.
This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.
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fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 08-21-2001 18:10
Of course, he's gay, so its different.IP: Logged |
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