posted 08-13-2001 06:19            

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising,
lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole
grains, and wheat germ

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to
2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess Twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.

Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce
a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste.

The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a
pleasant and sugary test.

Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt
Blue, Honey Brown

Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice,
chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.

It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an
a.m. erection.

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will
explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

posted 08-13-2001 08:34            

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Originally posted by Amazon:
The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

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posted 08-13-2001 11:33            

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Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

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Heh, that'd be funny if they figured that out with some in the field testing.

posted 08-13-2001 12:21            

i wanna know the average amount of liquid that creates that big wet spot i make em sleep in.

ANd how much blood yall loose on the average period.

the amount a man increases his masturbation parctices due to a womans period.

the reason why only 1 out of ALL the girls i have been with could really give head... as in take it all the way down the hatch.

and a little quote from a hip hop track

"yoused to know this girl who would go at the job/ like a woman with no teeth Verses corn on the cob/had to stop her half way, just to say good job/"

"this songs a tribute to the cock suckin' champs/likcin' balls like stamps/even when shes got the cramps/thats a... NO LIMIT SoLDIER/ True MASTER OF THE P...."

-Murs of living ledgends www.llcrew.com

HA!

posted 08-13-2001 12:25            

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Originally posted by PeterWiggin:
the amount a man increases his masturbation parctices due to a womans period.

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Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Approximately 25%, which is not coincidentally the same percentage of days per month the average woman is unavailable due to her period.

posted 08-13-2001 12:46            

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Average length when erect: 5.1

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posted 08-13-2001 15:38            

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Originally posted by Amazon:
Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will
explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

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HAHAHAHAHA BULLSHIT!

I love the way this is only quoted by women. And gay men with extremely small libidos.

Stroke me a few times but don't get me off and watch --- if they won't explode, they damn well feel like it.

posted 08-13-2001 18:23            

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Originally posted by Laural:
What's the female equivalent of blue balls?

Blue clitoris?

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You know, the first thing that came to mind was Awesome Blossom.

posted 08-13-2001 19:43            

Also, semen makes acne go away. It's a fact!

posted 08-14-2001 10:24            

ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

posted 08-14-2001 11:00            

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Originally posted by PeterWiggin:

ANd how much blood yall loose on the average period.

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Remembering back to 8th grade Healthy Living, I believe it was something like 1/2 Cup. but I'm not entirely sure.

posted 08-14-2001 11:20            

oh yeah, and sex on the period may not be that bad or whatever... but it aint for me.

and i commend you for tryin' to improve your Braining skills amazon. I wish other girls would do the same. That sucks that you threw up though, Damn.. your a soldier. Just watch fast times at ridgemont high...

posted 08-15-2001 01:17            

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When you menstruate, the lining of the uterus (the endometrium) breaks up and passes slowly from the uterus through the vagina to the outside of your body. This menstrual "flow" drips out slowly. It can look like a lot of blood (it's only about 35 ml blood - some women lose more), but it's actually a mixture of blood, mucus, and body cells amounting to a total of about 6-9 tablespoons (or about 80-85 ml) of menstrual fluid on average for each period. The flow might be red or quite dark, and might include some clumps or clots.

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Found it here.

I fucked that UBB-code up somewhere, I just can't find it... dammit. UltimateBB.com Will this work?

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edited because UBBcode can't really handle 3-line hyperlinks.

posted 08-15-2001 06:24            

Found while searching the site for Lammie's info:

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The length of the vagina will increase by as much as 50% by the time a girl has fully matured.
    The eye and the vagina are the only self-cleaning organs.
        The vagina is approximately 10 cm long.
            Other things approximately 10cm long:

• a small banana
  
• Cell phone

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posted 08-15-2001 06:27            

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More information: When you menstruate, the lining of the uterus (the endometrium) breaks up and passes slowly from the uterus through the vagina to the outside of your body. This menstrual "flow" drips out slowly. It can look like a lot of blood (it's only about 35 ml blood - some women lose more), but it's actually a mixture of blood, mucus, and body cells amounting to a total of about 6-9 tablespoons (or about 80-85 ml) of menstrual fluid on average for each period. The flow might be red or quite dark, and might include some clumps or clots.

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