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BaldGhoti
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posted 08-22-2001 12:27     Click Here to See the Profile for BaldGhoti   Click Here to Email BaldGhoti     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Email it to baldghoti@hotmail.com and I'll post it for you.

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Reverend Rob

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
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posted 08-22-2001 16:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Now, now, now Baldie... why should you have the pleasure of seeing my beautiful face before everyone else?

Nah, someone tell me how to post it here...

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 08-22-2001 17:37     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
::shrugs:: I think you could upload it to a site then do "< IMG SRC ="url" >" without the quotes and spaces. I -think- that'll work.. if not, just link to it. I dunno about these things either, but my pic is here : My Pic along with a peek into the life of the most bored and pathetic person in the world :P

[ Edit : Err.. without the outer quotes, you want the url in quotes... I think. ]

[This message has been edited by Demon-of-Elru (edited 08-22-2001).]

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 08-22-2001 17:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Well... the trick is finding a free site that still allows you to link to pictures. Geoshitties has recently stopped allowing that, and many others have been doing it for some time.

If you should be lucky enough to come across some webspace, then you can do something like this: (I'm explaining html because I always mess up the UBB tags).


<img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/324084" border=0 alt="No, I wasn't on Roseanne">

Which should produce something along these lines:

No, I wasn't on Roseanne

The "img" tag tells the browser it will be dealing with a picture. the "src" tag stands for source (imagine that!) The "border" tag tells how many pixels a border should be, and the "alt" tag allows you to put a little pop-up comment on the picture.

If you are lacking webspace, I'd be happy to put it on PenIs's server
-Chris

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Demon-of-Elru
TFC Bitch
posted 08-22-2001 18:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Demon-of-Elru   Click Here to Email Demon-of-Elru     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Actually Chris... I was an extra during the last season :P

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Jimbo
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posted 08-22-2001 20:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
http://www.jimbosworld.org/cgi-bin/fakeftp/index.cgi

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/\mazon
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posted 08-22-2001 21:59           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
http://www.jimbosworld.org/upload/QT_PIE.jpg


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LaMFear
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posted 08-23-2001 00:07     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Amazon:

You can get free webspace at Brinkster. They have a kind of filemanager-type-thingy which you can use to upload files. Very easy to use.

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
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posted 08-23-2001 05:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
[SIGH]

Since I am SO computer illiterate (hey, at least I can turn it on) I have e-mailed my pic to the Great Eod to post my pic...

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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 08-23-2001 10:03     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
And I present Amazon:

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
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posted 08-23-2001 11:01     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hey, Eod, Thanks for posting the right pic and not some ugly woman.
'preciate it.

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FaRaN
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posted 08-24-2001 00:27     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
OMG we never gonna see the amazon.

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marcel
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posted 08-24-2001 12:36     Click Here to See the Profile for marcel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Holy buckets.....perhaps a different angle?

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Bex
Delicate Flower
posted 08-31-2001 04:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Gosh, after reading this thread, I don't feel like a woman anymore.

I only like shopping for books. Clothing shopping makes me suicidal and I don't understand shoes. I don't own ANY makeup.

I like power tools and guns. I go screaming insane over football. I know about beer and would rather go without than drink Pabst from a can.

After reading that, I guess I should start wearing plaid flannel shirts and stop shaving my legs.

Of course, the other thread about men makes me want to swear off on penises anyway. :P

-Bex

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 08-31-2001 05:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
@%#$@#%$@#$#@%&#@#$@!

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Chess Piece Face
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posted 08-31-2001 06:49     Click Here to See the Profile for Chess Piece Face   Click Here to Email Chess Piece Face     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bex:
I like power tools and guns. I go screaming insane over football. I know about beer and would rather go without than drink Pabst from a can. I AM FROM WISCONSIN!

After reading that, I guess I should start wearing plaid flannel shirts and stop shaving my legs. I AM FROM WISCONSIN!


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dysfunktionlboy
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posted 08-31-2001 08:58     Click Here to See the Profile for dysfunktionlboy   Click Here to Email dysfunktionlboy     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
swear off penis forever - holy cow - jus because i told the truth about men - and i thought i was being all sensitve and shit
but the whole gun thing has me there
and doesnt amazon bear a creept resemblence to conan obrien
pabst in a can - good call - i wont even drink pabst in a bottle
uh anyway who would have gueesed that a few simple facts about men would be so controversial - at least i tell myself it is controversial
heres a great pickup line for the really stupid arrogant hottie waitresses i seem to keep getting waited on....

"you are SO pretty....have you ever thought about being a stripper?"
anyway the scary thing is that about 20% of the time i actually get a phone number - which gets promptly deposited in the trash
peace

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
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posted 08-31-2001 09:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
OK, confession time:
The picture above REALLY ISN'T ME!
Eod has my true pic, so, Eod... post away.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 08-31-2001 09:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hahaha! Dammit, you had me buying it too.

(Now that's a troll.)

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marcel
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posted 08-31-2001 10:47     Click Here to See the Profile for marcel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Yea, the glasses gave it away.

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
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posted 08-31-2001 11:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by marcel:
Yea, the glasses gave it away.

Well, I really do wear glasses.

I am totally expecting comments like "Not much difference." but go ahead, Eod, post that pic...

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marcel
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posted 08-31-2001 11:50     Click Here to See the Profile for marcel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
er..........eod.................
eod?

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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 08-31-2001 13:21     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh shit.. sorry guys.. I have the pics but they are on my home box, which is fux0r right now. So when I can import the mail dbx files then I'll post it up.. Look for it this weekend unless amazon sends the pics again I could post them from work.

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
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posted 08-31-2001 13:30     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Had I known you were fux0r3d, Eod, I would have brought my disk to work.

Just do what you said above if that isn't hard, because I can't read g(r)eek.

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 08-31-2001 16:02     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Really surprised more people haven't taken advantage of Jimbo's Link From Above

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