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Topic: http://www.bsa.org/usa/megabyte/
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Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 08-16-2001 19:43
That is the most fucking retarded thing I've seen since Steve Ballmer got funky to Gloria Estefan.IP: Logged |
Shir0t unregistered
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posted 08-16-2001 20:13
So sad, I'll never succeed at graphic design for fear of evil viruses coming and stealing my hardcopy portfolio; on second thought - who the fuck was the target audience for this? I'm sure Adobe and Micro$oft loose millions each year from young, struggling graphic design artists. Perhaps a more accurate campaign to deter small-time piracy: if you make a graphics design program, say Photoshop, you could try keeping the retail markup somewhere below 1000 fucking percent. Thank God for CDR, IRC and FTP.IP: Logged |
jeer Hey everyone look at me I'm in the Navy
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posted 08-16-2001 20:11
Wow. That was retarded.IP: Logged |
fenomas argument nazi
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posted 08-16-2001 22:09
It should have been a little designer dude, a la indy pete from dieselsweeties, and when he registers all his software he suddenly gets a new car and a bunch of shapely nymphs appear offering oral stimulation.Hey Kids! Registered Software is Where It's At! IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 08-17-2001 00:28
Just goes to show how the creative juices get to flowing when you licence your shit ... pretty sad when you cant match the graphics of Pitfall 15 years later. Get a rope.IP: Logged |
Chess Piece Face piss-drunk cockmaster
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posted 08-17-2001 05:26
Wait, I already read about this at Jimbosworld.org. Get with the times, man!IP: Logged |
Chess Piece Face piss-drunk cockmaster
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posted 08-17-2001 05:28
quote: Originally posted by Shir0t: who the fuck was the target audience for this?
Women. IP: Logged |
Amazon
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posted 08-17-2001 05:30
Huh? Wha?IP: Logged |
InThrees Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 08-17-2001 10:56
That... thing... was so awful that I... well, I actually got MAD watching that.I mean, I'm sitting there, watching this shit, and I had a fucking Sandra Bullock "The Net" flashback. "MEG! JUST 'ESCAPE OUT' THE SYSTEM AND YOU WILL BE OK!" Did you guys notice that yellow religious mana glow around the coveted 'licensed software', too? Oooh! Mana from heaven! Jeebus must like licensed software. (Jim, have you found Jeebus?) And then, at the end... Not only did Meg get her pr0nfolio back, but BECAUSE she registered her software, her company flourished. And Meg will never pirate software again. The End. PS. Beware the Evil Virus! All your portfolio are belong to us! -3 IP: Logged |
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 08-17-2001 15:56
quote: Originally posted by InThrees: All your portfolio are belong to us!
HAHAHAHA! I'd forgotten about that. Rule.  IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 08-21-2001 22:44
god, eod's post made me look again, and sure enough, its still gay.IP: Logged |