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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 08-16-2001 19:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That is the most fucking retarded thing I've seen since Steve Ballmer got funky to Gloria Estefan.

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Shir0t
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posted 08-16-2001 20:13           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
So sad, I'll never succeed at graphic design for fear of evil viruses coming and stealing my hardcopy portfolio; on second thought - who the fuck was the target audience for this? I'm sure Adobe and Micro$oft loose millions each year from young, struggling graphic design artists. Perhaps a more accurate campaign to deter small-time piracy: if you make a graphics design program, say Photoshop, you could try keeping the retail markup somewhere below 1000 fucking percent. Thank God for CDR, IRC and FTP.

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jeer
Hey everyone look at me I'm in the Navy
posted 08-16-2001 20:11     Click Here to See the Profile for jeer   Click Here to Email jeer     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wow. That was retarded.

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fenomas
argument nazi
posted 08-16-2001 22:09     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It should have been a little designer dude, a la indy pete from dieselsweeties, and when he registers all his software he suddenly gets a new car and a bunch of shapely nymphs appear offering oral stimulation.

Hey Kids! Registered Software is Where It's At!

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LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 08-17-2001 00:28     Click Here to See the Profile for LonMabonJovi   Click Here to Email LonMabonJovi     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Just goes to show how the creative juices get to flowing when you licence your shit ... pretty sad when you cant match the graphics of Pitfall 15 years later. Get a rope.

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Chess Piece Face
piss-drunk cockmaster
posted 08-17-2001 05:26     Click Here to See the Profile for Chess Piece Face   Click Here to Email Chess Piece Face     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wait, I already read about this at Jimbosworld.org. Get with the times, man!

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Chess Piece Face
piss-drunk cockmaster
posted 08-17-2001 05:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Chess Piece Face   Click Here to Email Chess Piece Face     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Shir0t:
who the fuck was the target audience for this?

Women.

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
posted 08-17-2001 05:30     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Huh? Wha?

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InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 08-17-2001 10:56     Click Here to See the Profile for InThrees   Click Here to Email InThrees     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
That... thing... was so awful that I... well, I actually got MAD watching that.

I mean, I'm sitting there, watching this shit, and I had a fucking Sandra Bullock "The Net" flashback.

"MEG! JUST 'ESCAPE OUT' THE SYSTEM AND YOU WILL BE OK!"

Did you guys notice that yellow religious mana glow around the coveted 'licensed software', too? Oooh! Mana from heaven! Jeebus must like licensed software. (Jim, have you found Jeebus?)

And then, at the end... Not only did Meg get her pr0nfolio back, but BECAUSE she registered her software, her company flourished.

And Meg will never pirate software again.

The End.

PS. Beware the Evil Virus! All your portfolio are belong to us!

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 08-17-2001 15:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by InThrees:
All your portfolio are belong to us!

HAHAHAHA! I'd forgotten about that. Rule.

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CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
posted 08-21-2001 22:44     Click Here to See the Profile for CapnBiggles     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
god, eod's post made me look again, and sure enough, its still gay.

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