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Topic: Nantucket
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Amazon
Anal Amazon,
Assaulter of Men
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posted 08-20-2001 05:15
   
There once was a girl named Louise
She had pussy hairs down to her knees.
The crabs got together
and knitted a sweater
So now her pussy won't freeze.IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
Member with a member
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posted 08-20-2001 07:16
Said a woman with open delight,
"My pubic hair's perfectly white.
I admit there's a glare,
But men do not care
They can find it more eas'ly at night."-Isaac Asimov ------------------
Reverend Rob IP: Logged |
fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 08-20-2001 17:59
There was once a woman named Anna,
Who fucked on a player piana.
Then her boyfriend Trevor
he sat on a lever, and
(sung) Yes, he has no, banana!IP: Logged |
LonMabonJovi
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 08-21-2001 02:24
A lovely young lady called Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
and bits of her tits in BrazilIP: Logged |
InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 08-21-2001 22:47
There once was a Russian teen
who lost his member while peein'
No cause for alarm,
Sew one on his arm...
Malik, don't forget the sunscreen!(Ok, this was hastily put together.  ) -3 IP: Logged |
fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 08-22-2001 02:09
A poet who lived in a mansion,
Had trouble with rhythmic expansion.
His word choice was great,
and his couplets first rate,
But he just couldn't seem to get the hang of scansion.(Ok, made that one up too ) IP: Logged |
BaldGhoti
Member with a member
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posted 08-22-2001 05:07
A limerick scribe from Japan
Whose poetry, lifeless and wan
Was poorly constructed
And often rebuffed at
And he frequently put absolutely as many syllables on the last line as he possibly can.
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fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 08-22-2001 18:32
scansion definedA pseudo-Erisian named BaldFish
Was dating a hooker called Hollis.
"Dear," she said trickily,
"Describe your dick to me."
He blushed as he said, "Kind of smallish."
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BaldGhoti
Member with a member
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posted 08-22-2001 19:05
Damn, burn.------------------
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fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 08-23-2001 00:55
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Slug
Uber PenIs
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posted 08-23-2001 07:59
There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
She had just one tit
And smelled worse than shit
But think of the money he savedIP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 08-23-2001 08:32
A handsome young Cyborg named Ace,
Wooed women at every base,
But once ladies glanced at
His special enhancement
They vanished with nary a trace. Barracks Graffiti
Sparta Command Alpha Centauri IP: Logged |
MightyMon
s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n
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posted 08-23-2001 12:17
quote:
Originally posted by CapnBiggles:
A handsome young Cyborg named Ace,
Wooed women at every base,
But once ladies glanced at
His special enhancement
They vanished with nary a trace. Barracks Graffiti
Sparta Command Alpha Centauri
d00d...that game owns!
There once was a staffer for PenIs
Who didn't take care of his bid-ness
Eod thought he was gay
Since he played Quake all day
But he's really becoming a Jehova's Witness. blahblahblah meter and rhythm blah blah blah ------------------
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? IP: Logged |
CapnBiggles
clmesdad. stopplease sirmyass is bleeding
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posted 08-23-2001 15:29
That games does indeed own.IP: Logged |
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