Getting chopped up - PenIs Forum

UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone!

PenIs Forum

General Discussion

Getting chopped up (Page 2)

profile | register | preferences | faq | search

This topic is 3 pages long: 1 2 3

next newest topic | next oldest topic

Author	Topic: Getting chopped up
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 08-25-2001 11:56 My member is LaMFear, and has moderation rights on this board... without telling me!!! IP: Logged
cmattoon unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 14:10 Actually Americans are notorious for the impromper use of the English languange. For example most Americans will tell you that a lot is spelled alot and also they will say anyways instead of anyway. If I was you I would even take any offense to anything anybody says about your English. After all we did elect Bush as President, that should tell you the average intelligence of an American. Dank zij sprakeloos volk IP: Logged
ToejamFilter Neophyte Pen	posted 08-25-2001 16:06 Well, back to the question at hand... Thats the first I've ever heard of it too. Its certainly not exactly something I'd like to associate with a BJ, nor do I understand where the association is coming from. But then again, is there really any blowing involved in a BJ? IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 08-25-2001 17:27 quote: Originally posted by cmattoon: If I was you "were." IP: Logged
cmattoon unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 17:55 Flame on Flame on And that is why I only managed to get 99% in my English classes. Pretty pathetic for somebody who wasn't born here. Don't you think. In my opinion, it is symbolic of how inadequate the American school system really is. Just like Faran said, if these people were trying to conversate in Dutch he could also correct their Dutch. How many languages does the average American speak fluently. I would think it would amount to about one and that being English. Go ahead and correct me and use the freedom of speech you currently possess which by the way is being limited each and every day. Capitalism what a great thing. 5 of 4 Americans have trouble which fractions. Go figure. IP: Logged
cmattoon unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 17:57 I do not know what I was thinking. I do not know what I were thinking. Which one. IP: Logged
cmattoon unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 18:10 You should close the topic. Chopped up = getting your dick sucked, blow job, getting head, getting brains, meatwhistle cleaned and so forth. My ignorance lead me astray. Case closed. IP: Logged
LaMFear Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999	posted 08-25-2001 18:19 I regret forgetting to save the little chat I had with eod yesterday. According to him, cmattoon wanted to chop me up because of the work I do and the country I live in. Now that I know the meaning of that phrase, I'm scared. IP: Logged
cmattoon unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 18:40 Finally a person with a sense of humor. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 08-25-2001 20:41 Lighten up, cmattoon - didn'tcha see the "wink" icon? In the immortal words of Robin Williams: "You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history." IP: Logged
nuentoter Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck	posted 08-25-2001 20:43 i dunno i like the old 1855 criminal jargon myself, not much for the new ghetto slang i use words like barker - gun crusher - cop lurk - hangout uncle shop - pawn shop miltonian - cop dip - pickpocket bump - kill reading "The Great Train Robbery" so i'm very caught in the whole thing and yes im lame enough to use these terms in normal speech whenever possible oh and fenomas i realized the happenings in jeremy in about 1994 or whenever the album came out...... sorry man IP: Logged
cmattoon unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 21:14 I admit I went to far. Sometimes I take things out of context. ------------------ quote: The warez conniseur. IP: Logged
cmattoon unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 21:15 too not to ------------------ quote: The warez conniseur. IP: Logged
cmattoon unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 21:27 Here some slang dictionaries. http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/slang/ ------------------ quote: The warez conniseur. IP: Logged
joflow unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 21:52 I'm guessing chopped up is an offshoot term from using the term "cut" to mean fuck. It's used like a guy talking to his friend and says "shit, I was up in the club, jus' trying to cut somethin" Listen to an Outkast album for more. I guess someone just took it a step further and made up the phrase "chopped up". Just a guess. IP: Logged
cmattoon unregistered	posted 08-25-2001 21:58 That sounds possible IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 08-25-2001 23:58 I'm gonna have to go out on a limb here and say "cut" is a pretty damned disturbing slang word for "fuck", too... Don't believe me? Walk up to your girlfriend and say "I'm gonna cut you tonight baby" in the deepest, breathiest tone of voice you can muster up. See what happens. IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 08-26-2001 01:21 Americans do NOT speak english either, ...just ask any englishman. (the obligatory storytime follows) I remember the first time a teacher corrected my grammar: I was in second grade, and I had to really 'use the lavatory'. I walk up to the teacher and I said "Can I go to the bathroom" The teacher looked up from her desk and said "I dont know, CAN you?" She had this smug, evil little grin on her face that I had NO idea how to respond to at the time. I looked at her and said "Well... I guess I can". Then I grabbed the pass from next to the door and walked out. I got yelled at for about 10 minutes when I got back. She just REFUSED to believe that I didn't understand that the proper, polite way to phrase such a term was: "MAY I please go to the bathroom" (but she still preferred the term 'lavatory'). I will refrain from telling of the next two weeks that I thought she had said laboratory and how that had confused the HELL out of me. I'll just say that since I was a "known problem case" who had already repeated first grade, She focused on me for some time. (/obligatory story time) edit: By the way... I did want to make a few comments: 1) I think the only moderator here that has EVER closed a thread was Mightymon... and if I ever have I apologize. 2) Threads that stay on topic for more than one page are rare here. 3) I never use spell check on my message board posts or my main page posts, and never have. Love me, love my spelling and grammatical errors. (or hate me, and use them as fodder for your next flame fest). I do have a strange pet-peeve about people that KNOW how to type, and KNOW their posts are not readable, that still WRYT SHET LIEK THS WITH NO PARAGRAFS OR PUNCTATION. 4) I took 6 years of French, was able to understand much and speak little, and now can understand little and speak none. It takes PRACTICE to keep a second language in your head. 5) When you can travel 150 miles and be in another country with another native language, it makes a HELL of a lot of sense to learn more than one language. I bet it can sometimes be a necessity. 6) Damn, I knew I should have taken Canadian. -Chris [This message has been edited by Clme (edited 08-26-2001).] IP: Logged
FaRaN Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 08-26-2001 07:09 thnx for the support dudes! I knew I could count on you! IP: Logged
nuentoter Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck	posted 08-26-2001 10:21 i live about 2 miles from the canadian border in maine and trust me you NEED to know basic french around here. There are people that live in my town that know no english at all. to get a job as a cashier or waiter you must know basic french here. cool thing is drinking age across the border is 18! hehe we breed the best alcoholics this side of the mississippi 4) I took 6 years of French, was able to understand much and speak little, and now can understand little and speak none. It takes PRACTICE to keep a second language in your head. 5) When you can travel 150 miles and be in another country with another native language, it makes a HELL of a lot of sense to learn more than one language. I bet it can sometimes be a necessity. [This message has been edited by Clme (edited 08-26-2001).][/B][/QUOTE] IP: Logged
Sara t1t fl4sh3r - TAKE IT OFF!!	posted 08-26-2001 12:20 i closed a thread once IP: Logged
WTFRUDoing Neophyte Pen	posted 08-26-2001 15:35 While I like blowjobs, I don't want to think about 'chopping up' my PenIs. [This message has been edited by WTFRUDoing (edited 08-26-2001).] IP: Logged
fenomas argument nazi	posted 08-26-2001 16:08 quote: Originally posted by cmattoon: Actually Americans are notorious for the impromper use of the English languange... Yeah, like the age-old "correcting grammar online" isn't dogeared enough, let's get off on this one, shall we? How about: "Once we scrappy colonists broke off from england and became the defacto worldwide purveyors of culture, WE took responsibility for the language that still, anachronistically, bears the name of its sometime guardian"? Pretty good, eh, considering I didn't even mention "impromper"? doh! IP: Logged
treyh37 Member with a member	posted 08-26-2001 17:14 how to speak canadian "hey lets go to the store" "hay lets go ta the store" "who wants to go to a basketball game?" "who wants ta go ta a hockey game?" "canadian beer sucks" canadian beer sucks ... owwww stop that why are you pummelling me?" note my canadian is very rough with lots of mistakes in it later trey IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 08-26-2001 21:12 quote: Originally posted by Clme: 1) I think the only moderator here that has EVER closed a thread was Mightymon... and if I ever have I apologize. Bitch. I oughta close this thread right now... And Sara is right, she also closed one, for which I was uncerimoniously bitched at by FeNoMas and which, regretably, is a sore point of contention in our otherwise stable love-life. ------------------ Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? IP: Logged

This topic is 3 pages long: 1 2 3 All times are PT (US)	next newest topic \| next oldest topic
Administrative Options: Close Topic \| Archive/Move \| Delete Topic
	Hop to:

Contact Us | Penismightier.com

Look out for the mexican. He knows where you hide your cake.