posted 08-24-2001 13:42            

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in a shocking news story just released today it is revealed that the singing navels featured in the levis commercial which has recently boosted sales of levis jeans by 35% have several arrests for prostitution
actor hugh grant , questioned on his past relationship with the navels had only this to say..."oh yeah baby right there right there"
apparently these beautiful navels didnt just sing thier way to the top they used thier extra cirricular talents to "blow away" the producers of the popular tv spot
investigators at channel zero news have learned from police sources that the only thing these these divas are "coming out" from is consecutive 90 day sentences for lewd indecency
shocking indeed but this reporter must admit that upon seeing this commercial for the first time he could not help but think..."it looks like a mouth...im gonna fuck it..."
and in local news mayor of detroit dennis archer has apparently decided not to run for reelection he has accepted an offer to host a political talkshow on msnbc which will be cohosted by monica lewinskys vagina
dont talk with your mouth full dear
thats all for tonight tune in tomorrow for the news that works for you

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posted 08-24-2001 21:44            

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Two things.

1. That commercial wierds me out on SOO many levels.

2. The "don't talk with your mouth full, dear" line was classic.

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posted 08-27-2001 10:59            

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My navel smells funny.
Probably remains of all the spooge that landed there over the years.

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move the lips, just a bunch of jibberish, the motherfuckers act like they forgot about lamfear.

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posted 08-27-2001 12:18            

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uh yeah i forgot about lamfear sorry i mean how could i forget the champ

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posted 08-28-2001 05:59            

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That commercial makes me want to vomit.
I'd rather look at autopsy photos.

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posted 08-28-2001 06:19            

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First time I saw that comercial I wanted to vomit... but there is something hypnotic about those damn singing navels. It's like a snake charmer... only I'm the snake.

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posted 08-28-2001 07:05         

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I don't recall what the ad promoted.

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posted 08-28-2001 10:27            

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Jeans. Levis Jeans. And for those of you who can't get enough of this crapy/freaky comercial here it is from levi.com.

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posted 08-28-2001 16:05            

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of course youd rather look at autopsy photos than watch that tarded fucking commercial any person in thier right mind would prefer to perform autopsies than watch that ridiculous shit
but then again id rather get "chopped up" to use a term so recently debated on this very site - id rather get chopped up by the levis singing navels than beat off with razor blades in my fists or some stupid shit like that
actually i just have a strangely intense desire to screw my girls belly button since seeing that commercial - but she aint goin for it
any takers? you must be female , at least 5'9" 145 # tatoos and semiauto handgun a real plus
anyway
peace

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posted 08-28-2001 19:03            

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If you're over 6 feet tall, at least slightly fat and hairy like a motherfucker Amazon might take you up on that.

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posted 08-29-2001 09:21            

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amazon huh
amazon.cum hehe
im a pathetic moron
i am over 6 feet tall but alas i am not fat at all in fact i am this side of painfully thin
but i do have killer abs
why the fuck am i even telling you this
i feel so inadequate
did anyone watch conan last night
rerun but the shit was funny as hell conan is the king of late night tv period
anyway
peace

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