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Topic: I am too old for this shit.
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hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
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posted 09-01-2001 22:17
   
Ladies and Gents, I have an announcement. Tommorrow is my birthday, I will be 19, and as a direct result of that am now a legal adult. Some of you may know, mainly Eod and Clme of my side-activites. I am now tendering my resignation to the board of 31337 h4X0rs. I am now going to devote my computing skills, not to the downfall of computers, but instead I choose to devote my skills to the betterment of the global computing community, and instead am going to start being not a "script kiddie" but a "security consultant."
Yes, I am too old for this shit, the days of sitting behind your computer and reaching into worldwide networks are long gone. Draconian efforts to stop explorers (some would like to call them hackers, but they are not, I will explain in a moment.) from reaching out and exploring and learning. Explorers you say? Why yes, I say this, because very few people learn about security and exploits to actually harm people, A while ago I decided to learn Unix, and while my parents said (and to this day) still do, that it was a wholesome waste of time and should not have been persued. I would beg to differ, because in the process of learning this, I have learned how a hacker works. While I don't break into systems, I defend against those who do. This being said, to know one's enemy, one must think like them. I will honestly say, that I have a criminal mind, if i go into a store, I will observe where cameras are, and calculate line of sights. I don't steal, but it is interesting to be paranoid about things, it sure as hell helps to sniff out people who are otherwise trying to screw you. Now that I am out of highschool (and have been for some time, 12 months is a long time, isn't it?) I choose not to engage in these things, but I know that all the shit I've done has enriched me in a way i cannot obtain from taking mindless classes. Oh sure, book knowledge is great, but common sense will get you a lot further.
Now, if you'll take my message to heart, I think I will sit back and crack my first legal beer.
-hussain.
[This message has been edited by hussain (edited 09-01-2001).] IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-01-2001 22:25
Naw...You're not getting out of that new title that easily. Lets face it. you're not giving up, youre being promoted! No longer one of the scr1p+ |<1dd13 grunts, you now are their GENERAL. Yes. You command them. And we all know that generals dont do the real work, so you can pretend that you aren't involved. "security consultant"...  IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-01-2001 22:26
Speaking of which... when the hell did my title change again.Jesus. You dont guzzle, you sip. Unless the marks pay extra, that is. IP: Logged |
hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
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posted 09-01-2001 22:27
good lord, help me. the whole thing is, that when i wasn't legal, i could get away with shit easily. now that i'm a adult, getting into shit means instant job loss. and mommy and daddy aren't there to back me up.
-hussain
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-01-2001 22:28
I swear officer... he said he was legal.
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FaRaN
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 09-02-2001 06:54
Hey, how DO you change the titles? You earn it?IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-02-2001 11:56
Miles and miles of... posts?The normal titles (PenIs, Uber PenIs, PenIs Virgin, Member with a Member, PenIsIte, and so on) are earned purely by the number of posts you have. Others, like Admin or Moderator, are reserved. But, the 'special' titles are earned by sucking miles and miles of cock especially impressing one of the admins. By the way: They normally do not take requests, and the moderators have no control. -Chris Also: who here (besides Jimbo) has the most posts? [This message has been edited by Clme (edited 09-02-2001).] IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 09-02-2001 19:04
I'm pretty sure that would be you, Clem.Jesus god I'd like to think that warn't true though, since I've got TRIPLE your post count. IP: Logged |
Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 09-05-2001 02:58
The only way to sip cum is to have it deposited in a martini glass first. If you try to sip otherwise, it just gets on your chin.Messy. -Bex IP: Logged |
MrSelfdestruct
Member with a member
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posted 09-05-2001 08:43
Hussain,My fiance has been heard many times in one day saying: "GOD< WON"T YOU JUST GROW UP!" Thanks to your post, I know fell that I can mature to the mental age of 4 Thanx Hussain ------------------
Consider, if you will, a spherical cow of uniform density IP: Logged |
hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
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posted 09-05-2001 12:36
MrSelfdestruct: Well, thats good.
Bex: Don't tell me chris has made you do it.
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Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 09-05-2001 21:35
Hussain,Clme can't MAKE me do anything. He knows he'll get bitch-slapped if he tries. -Bex IP: Logged |
hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
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posted 09-06-2001 00:38
wow. okay.
*waits for chris to meekly defend himself*
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-06-2001 17:18
eh? what? Who has to ask? She is always asking for it.
Yeah... thats the ticket.
Er.. can I come out of my room now? Please? Is my time out over? -Chris IP: Logged | |
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