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Topic: Condoms
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InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 09-08-2001 19:08
   
I think the depth gauge on my tongue is on the fritz, otherwise I would.-3 IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 09-08-2001 19:44
Good GOD, Clem, how long is your fucking tongue?!IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-08-2001 20:13
How long is my toungue? I've never measured.I learned a lot from my cats though. I figure that if you cant touch every single part of your body with your tongue then there's no sense in leaving the house. Problem is, once you can touch every single part of your body with your tounge its hard to find good reasons to leave the house. -Diaphragm? Isn't that a part of a carburator? -Chris IP: Logged |
nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 09-08-2001 23:37
oh dammiti was gonna post a pic but im too messed up to get the coding right the first, second, and third time [This message has been edited by nuentoter (edited 09-08-2001).] IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-09-2001 01:13
<img src="http://source of image">IP: Logged |
nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 09-09-2001 09:35
shut up
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-09-2001 09:50
I think you meant this:<head>
<meta http-equiv="Refresh" content="5; URL=http://www.boundandgagged.com">
</head> *edit (redundant brackets) [This message has been edited by Clme (edited 09-09-2001).] IP: Logged |
LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 09-09-2001 11:31
I think the art in using condoms is not making a big deal out of it.Just put the thing on and stick it in. Easy. The more you fret and whine about it, the more annoying it gets and the bigger the chance of losing your erection. IP: Logged |
InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 09-09-2001 11:58
I've never lost an erection while donning a condom... possibly because I keep my eyes on the prize. =p-3 IP: Logged |
Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!
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posted 09-09-2001 13:56
If the damn things fit right, they would go on a lot quicker ==> no winky-shrinkage.It's when you have to fight with an undersized one that refuses to roll down that you lose it. Fighting to slip some wang into an over-tight vagina is sexy... fighting to slip it into a piece of damn latex is not. Also, some condoms are so damned thick you can't really tell the difference between being in and just humping her damn belly. In which case actually humping her belly without the condom would be much, much more pleasurable. (I hate condoms.) IP: Logged |
fenomas
argument nazi
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posted 09-10-2001 02:03
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Originally posted by Bex:
I think I need to meet some of you guys in person.  I just wonder how a bunch of hugely endowed nerds all ended up in the same place.
Yeh, quite a coincidence that. And it must be one, cuz if there's one thing a guy wouldn't lie about online, its the size of his penis. IP: Logged |
Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 09-10-2001 14:34
Fen,What's so special about being online?  -Bex IP: Logged |
Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-10-2001 16:33
Hell... I'd be willing to bet that there are a lot of guys that lie about the size to people who have seen it and know better.Of course, with my gigantic member its hard not to brag. Every time I show it off though people run away and scream. Why do people run inside when I walk by? IP: Logged |
Zornog
PenIsite
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posted 09-10-2001 21:07
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Originally posted by Clme:
Why do people run inside when I walk by?
The stench.
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InThrees
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 09-10-2001 22:12
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Originally posted by Clme:
Hell... I'd be willing to bet that there are a lot of guys that lie about the size to people who have seen it and know better.Of course, with my gigantic member its hard not to brag. Every time I show it off though people run away and scream. Why do people run inside when I walk by?
This reminds me of that old joke about scary wangs. "Dude, shake it off, don't wring it out!" -3 IP: Logged |
jumper42
Frat Troll
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posted 09-11-2001 00:36
i remember my very first time using a condom, and when i went to take it off it snagged like 5000000000000 individual pubes and ripped every fucking one out by the root to take the fucker off. then i thought i would be smart and only roll it part of the way down. well when it decided to stay there it only caught 20 individual pubes, but when the fucker rolled down to the base, from constant in and out motion, it ripped out the other 5000000000000 pubes. now i break out my "muff trimmer" and give my "area" a high and tight. i haven't ripped any pubes out in a long time but that may also have to do with not getting laid in the past 3 months too.IP: Logged |
Bad Mr. Spinch
Member with a member
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posted 09-13-2001 00:34
Lucky bastards. All of you.IP: Logged |
penelope pitstop
Neophyte Pen
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posted 09-13-2001 07:07
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Originally posted by ToejamFilter:
Condoms? I just use a king size snicker's wrapper.
and your hand 
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Clme
cake fiend
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posted 09-13-2001 17:38
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Originally posted by penelope pitstop:
and your hand
Hrm... a truly vile insult that is so harsh I have no comeback for it. Wait... whats wrong with using your hand again? I keep forgetting why masturbation is a bad thing. Personally I always use kleenex rather than a condom in that case though. But only 2-ply kleenex... I want to be safe! -Chris IP: Logged |
kokinolimoneiki
Member with a member
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posted 09-15-2001 23:23
Trojan and Lifestyles are the best, as far as safety and insurance. I wouldn't trust just any brand of "condom." Also, I prefer nonoxynol9 simply to help ward off the 13% chance of getting pregnant (with perfect use). I also hate condoms - ruins alot of the mood/pleasure/etc. But I suggest men be a bit more understanding about using them, even if they do hate them. Men would be screaming for them if they had to go through the hormonal nightmare some women go through trying to find the best birth control. There are a lot more options for women, but this will change soon. The FDA is FINALLY testing a "pill" for males, but are still trying to find a way around the lost libido.  Condoms are the best protection against HIV/Syphilis/Clamydia/Gonorrhea/any other nasty ass infection and/or virus. So if you aren't monogamous and don't know your partner really fucking well, (no pun intended), then I would embrace the condom as much as you embrace your penis size.------------------
One for sorrow two for joy
Three for girls four for boys
Five for silver six for gold
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kokinolimoneiki
Member with a member
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posted 09-15-2001 23:24
Sorry this seems a little offensive after all this horror going on in the US, but I had to take my mind off of things for a bit. Thanks
Oh yeah and check out the Trojan website - they have all their condoms displayed, rolled out so you can see the differences. They even make smaller-than-average ones.[This message has been edited by kokinolimoneiki (edited 09-15-2001).] IP: Logged |
Bex
Delicate Flower
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posted 09-17-2001 05:21
AGHI made a fun and witty reply to Koki's message and then PenIsMightier decided someone else owned my name, told me to go back and when I had, it had eaten my message. So I'm not going to retype it other than to say I had ranted briefly about the high cost of condoms being a major downfall to using the damn things. Oh. and check out that website. It's actually fairly interesting, especially the condom selector. You premature ejaculators out there have a condom made for you! -Bex
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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
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posted 09-17-2001 07:03
Hmm. Nice to hear those condoms excist. Too bad they don't sell Trojans here. IP: Logged |
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