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Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 09-05-2001 22:07 I'm curious... what do you all think the best condom is out there for the average man [ well, above average acording the those male sex facts posted awhile ago... like... in the area of 6.25 inches ] ------------------ We live life afraid of death, but only live to die. IP: Logged
ToejamFilter Neophyte Pen	posted 09-05-2001 23:09 Condoms? I just use a king size snicker's wrapper. IP: Logged
InThrees Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 09-06-2001 00:03 "The essence the basics Without it you make it Allow me to make this Child, like in nature Rhythm You have it or you don't that's a fallacy I'm in them Every sprouting tree Every child apiece Every cloud you see" -3 IP: Logged
hussain S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division	posted 09-06-2001 00:06 Excuse me for my lack of rythem for I am painfully white. IP: Logged
fenomas argument nazi	posted 09-06-2001 03:26 Never noticed a difference from one to the next. All just varying degrees of stifling tightness, due to the OLYMPIAN GIRTH OF MY MAMMOTH MEMBER!! IP: Logged
MightyMon s0m30n3 s3t up us the m0n	posted 09-06-2001 03:33 Dammit! Now no one's gonna believe me when I say that the only ones that fit me are the Trojan Magnum condoms. All the other ones are too short and tight. Thanks for stealing my thunder with a joke, fen...! ------------------ Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? IP: Logged
jumper42 Frat Troll	posted 09-06-2001 03:37 Trash bag and bungy rope. doesn't everybody else do that? IP: Logged
marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 09-06-2001 05:23 I wrap my member in barbed wire. IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 09-06-2001 05:29 40-grit sandpaper. "Textured for her pleasure!" Actually, I have fairly good results out of Lifestyles ribbed condoms - Trojans (non-Magnum), last time I tried one, were WAAAAAYYYY too fucking skinny. The lifestyles are a little too tight, but the magnums are a little too loose, so I usually pick the "slightly too tight" because you get more sensation out of too tight than too loose. (The regular Trojans were so fucking pathetic that I couldn't even get one to stay on - by dint of incredible pain and agony I could get it on, but the minute I let go of the little ring at the bottom it would roll right back up like a fucking window blind.) IP: Logged
Amazon Anal Amazon, Assaulter of Men	posted 09-06-2001 05:30 OK, SERIOUS REPLY here: Look for something WITHOUT nonoxydil (I don't think I spelled that right) because most women are allergic to it. However, go for a French Tickler...or something ribbed... trust me on this one. [This message has been edited by Amazon (edited 09-06-2001).] IP: Logged
MrSelfdestruct Member with a member	posted 09-06-2001 07:16 This one time, at band camp I was gettin busy with my girl, and I whipped out the only condoms that I could find, a red one. She took one look at it, thought that I had the worst case of herpes that the Mayo Clinic in Rochester MN has ever seen. After careful explaination, she laughed at me and we never proceeded with the ritualistic spearing of the flesh. I was sad, and limp... ------------------ Consider, if you will, a spherical cow of uniform density IP: Logged
Der Senfmeister Member with a member	posted 09-06-2001 10:14 I knew a kid who once used a Subway bag with one of those garbage bag twisty things. But, he also claimed to have used aluminum foil before. =) IP: Logged
Demon-of-Elru TFC Bitch	posted 09-06-2001 11:48 I looked at some Trojans and they were like... 7.83 inches long or something... I can't fill that :\ And I saw these other ones, but they were like tiny in width. Seran[sp?] wrap maybe what I need.. or something, I dunno.. hehe ------------------ We live life afraid of death, but only live to die. IP: Logged
Clme cake fiend	posted 09-06-2001 17:35 Ok... er... First: You arent' supposed to FILL the condom. No matter how I assume you're "filling" it it just dont seem right. Second: Christ. Just take some home and try them on or something. Better to know how to put the damn things on right than to go in with a zip tie and a "Magnum" after you cut off the last 2 inches. If you cant understand the directions (some are vague) then I'm sure you can find a demonstration with pictures somewhere online. Also: Its alright to use those cheap gas-station vending machine condoms to practice with, but NEVER use those for real sex. EVER. Third: Some girls (and guys) do have an allergy to nonoxynol9. You never know until you try, but its safer to try to find some without. Fourth: If you dont get lubricated ones then remember some sort of non-petroleum based lubricant. Trust me. Man does not have enough spit to make those powdery fucking things slippery. Fifth: Er... weren't you the one with the psycho female problems a few days ago? If these are for here lock yourself in your room and find some nudie pictures. When your arm gets tired go to sleep. Repeat until you forget about her. (Masturbate, repent, repeat). Sixth: Use the latex condoms. Do not use the sheepskin condoms. Er... I guess thats all I can say. Oh yes: Dont go to a message board and tell everyone your cock size. -Chris IP: Logged
fenomas argument nazi	posted 09-06-2001 18:51 and for christ's sake don't worry about filling the condom. You might as well worry about not being rich enough or handsome enough. No relationship will live or die by the size of your penis. In this, as with everything, you'll find that intent and attitude are more important than ability. Of course, I needn't worry about that, what with my INDESCRIBABLY LARGE COCK being BIGGER THAN GOD and all. fen IP: Logged
psyci Gr4ph1c4l P3nn3r	posted 09-06-2001 21:12 Ah, the magic of search engines. http://www.condoms4free.com/ Free samples! Try them all out if you'd like. IP: Logged
Deadbeat PenIsite	posted 09-07-2001 03:12 The best condoms BY FAR are the Tuxedo ones. I'm not sure who makes them; I think it might be Lifestyles. Or Trojan. You should be able to find them in most sex stores. They are shiny black and they make your cock look like a billy club. Plus they feel really thick and every time I use them I can last about twice as long as I can without a condom or using another type of condom. My girlfriend agrees that these are the best, and we tried many different types since she worked at Planned Parenthood and she got different types for free all the time. ------------------ THERE ARE NO VEGETARIAN GODS IP: Logged
Jimbo 1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!	posted 09-07-2001 06:04 Hey, great... a REALLY THICK condom. "Is it in, baby? I can't fucking tell." I hate condoms. I like to be able to feel what the hell I'm doing... IP: Logged
Lardog unregistered	posted 09-07-2001 06:12 Actually, Allergies: I don't know about allergies to Nononoxynol-9, but many women are actually allergic to the Latex. My G/F showed me an article at one point a few months ago quoting some incredibly high percentage with allergies which did not know, pawning it off as irritation. By the way, there is another group of condoms besides latex and animal skins, try Polyurethane. Latex is known to stop STDs and of course the child support making stuff. Polyurethane (many are) known to stop HIV and sperm, but studies are ongoing re. the other stuff. Condom: Just a comment, if it says "Condom" on it, it must meet FDA standards. If it's labeled something like "for amusement" or "entertainment" purposes, it probably does not meet the FDA standards. Oh.. and for the record, I wear the NORMAL size... I don't need to OVERCOMPENSATE for my pencilpenis by "claiming" I wear the magnum size.... --Lardog IP: Logged
marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 09-07-2001 06:28 quote: Originally posted by Deadbeat: They are shiny black and they make your cock look like a billy club. wake UP! Your girl friend has talked you into wearing a pud cap! An extender as it were. Next step, butt plug. IP: Logged
nuentoter Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck	posted 09-07-2001 13:39 actually i believe its lifestyles that has studded. they are cool, all bumpy and such, but not wart bumpy. look around at rite aid if you have a rite aid near you, they are black and silver and grey boxes....very cool... also at video extra (canadian chain) they had these really nice flourecsent green, hunter orange, and black variety packs called the "hallo'dwein(er)" pack (with a little halo hangin off the one end and horns on one end and it was pretty damn hilarious. but they were expensive so i didnt get them. IP: Logged
BaldGhoti Member with a member	posted 09-08-2001 06:48 The best thing to do is to get into a monogamous relationship, get the woman on the pill, and go au naturel. ------------------ Reverend Rob IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 09-08-2001 14:13 I think I need to meet some of you guys in person. I just wonder how a bunch of hugely endowed nerds all ended up in the same place. It's so un-PC in this day and age of HIV, but I bloody hate condoms. I hate the smell. I hate the way a guy tastes afterwards. I hate the way I taste afterwards. I hate having some cold slimy thing poke me. It's probably what those poor Hentai girls feel. I hate having to stop in the middle and argue about who is going to put the damn thing on and then dealing with a mini-handjob to get the guy hard again. I just HATE the fucking little things. But if you have to use them, get lubricated or you're just being mean. Oh and NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER use saran wrap. My mom is a nurse and once got to treat a group of 15 yr old girls with raging terrible vaginal infections that they got from using saran wrap. -Bex IP: Logged
InThrees Member with a member bigger than the member with a member	posted 09-08-2001 18:13 1. Put the condom on with your mouth. 2. Just deal with the taste, woman. 3. Mini hand jobs are good whether they are needed or not. The views expressed in this post are likely to be instantly recanted if a kick to the balls is threatened should we ever meet in person. -3 IP: Logged
Bex Delicate Flower	posted 09-08-2001 18:19 Only if you'll push a spermicide-lubricated diaphragm in with your tongue. A kick in the balls? Who me? adjusting halo -Bex IP: Logged

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