posted 09-13-2001 21:52            

You're right. I was mad. I did flip out.

I don't wanna continue the last thread. Let it be dead.

I'll agree to disagree.

Hopefully we'll all be able to learn something from that.

I know I have.

Infinitely more importantly...

I want my fucking goat back, now.

posted 09-13-2001 23:41         

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Originally posted by jumper42:
hey at least you didn't get editted by a horrible joke.

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It was mainly meant to defuse the situation man, no slight against you. We need to seriously tone things down a notch. We've all agreed that we each have our own opinions and personalities on the issue and the consternation it triggered. I think I speak for most when we want to leave it in the past.

posted 09-14-2001 00:03            

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Originally posted by jumper42:
hey at least you didn't get editted by a horrible joke.

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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles Upon a
giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"

The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so
good!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up...
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

posted 09-14-2001 00:54            

We put the horrible jokes INTO the messages, not take them out

Um... I confess to just looking for a creative way to end that thread. I'm afraid I crossed the line from creative to just plain... horrible.

But: I could always have taken one of these instead: http://www.jimbosworld.org/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000445.html

-Chris

posted 09-14-2001 14:42            

RRRRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

posted 09-14-2001 14:47           

As a matter of fact you've dipped into the Federal Reserve of Exclamation marks.

We're going to have to ask you to not use any punctuation for the next 5 to 7 days.