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Topic: PenIs... now with Ads!
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Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 00:12
Some of our more observant readers may have noticed something different about the main page today.Yes... PenIs has been sent the ad codes for the bla-bla UGO transition, and we now have to run them, along with the ugo logo. We may have to start running some other ads on different pages, so I'd like some feed back on the following ad shapes/sizes to see what you wouldn't mind seeing on pages like the message board, image page, archives, etc if it is decided that we have to run them. We are doing whatever we can to not have to run pop-ups.
Anyway... here they are: IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 00:12
< !-- /AdSpace --> 468x60
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Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 00:13
< !-- AdSpace size=120x600 affiliate=penismight channel=freestyle subchannel=freestyle Network=affiliates rating=r --> < !-- /AdSpace --> 120x600
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Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 00:24
< !-- AdSpace size=120x240 affiliate=penismight channel=freestyle subchannel=freestyle Network=affiliates rating=r --> < !-- /AdSpace -->
120x240 IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 00:25
< !-- AdSpace size=489x145 affiliate=penismight channel=freestyle subchannel=freestyle Network=affiliates rating=r --> < !-- /AdSpace -->
489x185
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Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 00:27
< !-- AdSpace size=300x250 affiliate=penismight channel=freestyle subchannel=freestyle Network=affiliates rating=r --> < !-- /AdSpace -->
300x250
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Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 00:29
< !-- AdSpace size=728x60 affiliate=penismight channel=freestyle subchannel=freestyle Network=affiliates rating=r --> < !-- /AdSpace -->
728x60
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Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 00:39
< !-- AdSpace size=120x60 affiliate=penismight channel=freestyle subchannel=freestyle Network=affiliates rating=r --> < !-- /AdSpace --> 120x60 IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 00:49
Anyway... Like I said:We may be required to run a lot more of these soon. What/where do you prefer? Suggestions would be appreciated. That top ad(468x60) may be required on most pages. The kinks are still being worked out. IP: Logged |
jumper42 Frat Troll
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posted 09-14-2001 01:11
they are ok but where the hell is some pr0n site ads. oh and if you have to do pop ups make them unders cause i fucking HATE when they block what i am reading.IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 01:26
I'm afraid that the nature of the pop-up is determined by the advertiser We are given codes, and the codes for the pop-ups seem to just be a link to another site where it gets the ad/java script.But... with any luck we wont have to use them at all  As far as the pr0n goes: Ugo has become a family friendly host since buying out bla-bla. I'm afraid that nothing more than 'R' rated ads will ever get placed here. Sorry. Let me rephrase my original question a bit: Besides the pop-up, are there any of these that you absolutely would HATE to see anywhere on penIs?
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BomboKlatt unregistered
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posted 09-14-2001 01:45
Only the underground calendar :/.IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-14-2001 02:03
Oh yeah:The majority of ads are either random or change every few weeks. We also have no control over the class of ads that are displayed. If you see ads for barney plush toys, it will be because ALL the ugo sites are getting it :/ Maybe we should just add a banner to the message board and see if we get yelled at? -Chris IP: Logged |
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posted 09-14-2001 02:07
hmmm R only ads, well i remember a good R movie by the name of Basic Instinct that had a damn good bush shot. so with that bring on the bush shot ads .oh and that ugo calendar is kind of over powering where do you plan on putting that? IP: Logged |
StickyLoad Great Gobs of Cream
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posted 09-14-2001 05:10
My vote is for the 120 X 60. Choose the smallest ads possible.IP: Logged |
marcel Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
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posted 09-14-2001 06:00
What about the e-mail head shop located at: http://www.1-percent.com/?penismight Is this affiliated with PenIs? Good links for mushroom cultivation.
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eod TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 09-14-2001 11:00
1-percent gives us toke points per referrer.. I think we have enough now for a small glass sherlock pipe.. =)IP: Logged |
Snag Leaky Pen
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posted 09-14-2001 13:52
I think the topic for this thread should have been:PenIs, now with Nads! IP: Logged |
nuentoter Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
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posted 09-14-2001 15:48
the underground calendar one sucks and do not!!!!!!!!! get that damned x-10 ad or the other creaper colonize.com i hate both of those pop ups avoid!!!!!!!! IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-16-2001 01:30
One positive points on these ads compared to the old bla-bla ones:The bla-bla ads would not allow the page to load until their ads did. If the ads were not working you had to wait over 2 minutes for the pages to load. These just load normally, with no special priority... at least not the way I've put them in. Also: If you use Netscape over half of them wont show up. Congratulations Netscape users! [This message has been edited by Clme (edited 09-16-2001).] IP: Logged |
Bex Delicate Flower
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posted 09-17-2001 05:36
Ads, unlike penises, should be as thin and unobtrusive as possible. Make 'em as small and skinny as you can get away with. I don't even notice banner ads anymore so they don't bother me. But big fat ads take up too much of our limited screen real estate.489x185 and the calendar one are too damn big. IP: Logged |
grendelkhan Uber PenIs
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posted 09-20-2001 22:31
Hi Dr. Lara, I'm a new listener and I was just wondering how this all started in the first place? Why did you sell your penis to bla-bla? I'm familiar with selling vaginas and oral cavities, but I wouldn't imagine that there would be too much of a demand for penises since there seem to be so many of them out there, at least where I work.IP: Logged |
Clme cake fiend
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posted 09-21-2001 02:29
And a link from the infrequently updated penIs FAQ: http://www.penismightier.com/faq.html#penhistory That history should really be at least ten times as long as it is . Pen has been with bla-bla for about a year now, but during their transition from bla-bla to UGO/Bla-Bla Pen was forgotten and they never sent us the ad codes.
Well... they finally remembered us, and we had to put the banner ads back up, ASAP. IP: Logged |
eod TREAT MERIGHT!
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posted 09-21-2001 13:01
GIVE US MONAY SO WE CANE BY BEAR!!1
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HOW DO YUO LIEK THEM APPALS!!11 PLEASE LOVE US BLABLA!1 [This message has been edited by eod (edited 09-21-2001).] IP: Logged |