posted 09-23-2001 09:19            

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Have you ever walked into a conversation at PRECISELY the wrong time?

Normally, when I walk in at the "wrong" time, someone has just said something that could vaguely be construed as sexual in nature. By vague, I mean they said something like "I've never seen one so big" or "that was the hardest one I've ever touched" or something similar.

Its happened to me on numerous occasions, but one time last week was much much worse than normal...

Imagine the scene: I'm walking into a public eating area and see some people I know casually.

Me: "Hi guys. How are you doing?"

Woman#1: "I dont know why she was hitting on that guy.. I mean she's thirty and he's like what, eleven?"

Woman#2: "Really! I know! how big can an eleven year old be? This big?" (holds fingers apart to demonstrate) "What would she get out of that?"

Man#1: (silence. seems to be sleeping)

Me: "Nice seeing you. I'll talk to you later...

I'm going to lock myself up in my basement until I'm too old and crazy to care anymore.

Has anyone else walked in and heard EXACTLY the wrong thing? Can it get worse than this?

-Chris

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posted 09-23-2001 19:46            

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yes i have
no it can't

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posted 09-23-2001 23:20            

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can I still post here?

hack shmack.

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