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Snag
Leaky Pen
posted 09-23-2001 22:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Snag   Click Here to Email Snag     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Okay, so first, every time I try to get into General Forum, I get the "We know you're trying to Hax0r our b0x, and we will find j00." message. I'm not hacking shit, bizzatch.

Next, I go down, put laundry in washer, pay.
Put wash in drier once, pay.
Not done
Put wash in drier again, pay.
NOT DONE.
Now that's over an hour and a half of drying?! WTF?!
So, I just spent my 7th dollar on fucking drying my fucking stupid fucking clothes. I want answers.

If I ever, EVER- find someone pull my fucking laundry out of the drier when it is not done... I WILL kill them. NO, seriously... I'll beat them into a bloody mess of a heap of flesh... DAMN IT!

...

WTF?!

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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 09-24-2001 00:50     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Did you actually check the lint trap?

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Deadbeat
PenIsite
posted 09-24-2001 16:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Deadbeat     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
It wasn't me dude.

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THERE ARE NO VEGETARIAN GODS

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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 09-24-2001 16:10     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
DID YOU CHECK THE LINT TRAP0R?

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xclusive069
drooling cretin
posted 09-24-2001 16:52     Click Here to See the Profile for xclusive069   Click Here to Email xclusive069     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
RARRRRRRRRRRRR IM TEH TRAPZ0R
RARRRRRRRRRRRRR I HUNGRY
FEED mIsT0R TRAPZ0R


i like beans

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Dick
Neophyte Pen
posted 09-24-2001 17:48     Click Here to See the Profile for Dick     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
For 7 dollars you can go to one of those rent-to-own places and have your very own washer and dryer......

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cheap sneaky fucker
unregistered
posted 09-24-2001 19:44           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i stole your dryer time fuckface
i watch you and do it just to piss you off

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jumper42
Frat Troll

posted 09-24-2001 21:25     Click Here to See the Profile for jumper42   Click Here to Email jumper42     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
my advice is not to use the local dorm right around the corner laundry mat and go to those real deal ones that have the industrial washers and DRYERS. That or dont try to cram in 4 weeks of laundry into one load to dry.


oh and check the lint trap

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grendelkhan
Uber PenIs
posted 09-25-2001 04:16     Click Here to See the Profile for grendelkhan   Click Here to Email grendelkhan     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Wait, if you got the "j00 r a 1337 hAx0r" response, how did you manage to post this?

Unless of course you hacked in...

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marcel
Member with a member bigger than the member with a member
posted 09-25-2001 06:31     Click Here to See the Profile for marcel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I recommend the following source:
http://glamour.advance.net/forums/dosdonts/index.ssf

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 09-25-2001 15:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Good god - are there any non-troll posters left on that board?

Evolution in action, I guess...

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Odius
Neophyte Pen
posted 09-26-2001 23:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Odius   Click Here to Email Odius     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Do it the lazy-ass p3n15 way...

1. Tie as much laundry to car as possible
2. Drive around for about an hour or so
3. fold laundry!

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Bex
Delicate Flower
posted 09-27-2001 09:19     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I thought the lazy-ass p3ni5 way was to:

1) Take off clothes
2) Turn undergarments and stained sweatshirts inside out.
3) Spray everything with Lysol. (Or Febreze if you're the uppity type)
4) Return clothing to body.

In an emergency, step 3 is usually good enough.

In the event that this is before a hot date with your cousin, you may wish to scrape off large food deposits with a butter knife and shake out the dorito crumbs before wearing apparel. White-out works nicely to cover stains on light colored clothing.

-Bex

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hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
posted 09-28-2001 00:46     Click Here to See the Profile for hussain   Click Here to Email hussain     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Strange things down there. Hope that Clme doesn't do that.

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Clme
cake fiend
posted 09-28-2001 01:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Naw... I let my clothes hang outside for a few hours after the "Febreeze" application so that they can get even cleaner.

Oh... and blue ball-points hide worn/stained spots on blue-jeans quite well.

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hussain
S4d4m Hussain, 1st General, IRC & Script Kiddie Division
posted 09-28-2001 11:38     Click Here to See the Profile for hussain   Click Here to Email hussain     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
*speechless* Don't ever hug me.

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grendelkhan
Uber PenIs
posted 09-28-2001 14:33     Click Here to See the Profile for grendelkhan   Click Here to Email grendelkhan     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Black Sharpie markers are good for hiding the fungus on all metal band t-shirts.

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