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Amazon

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posted 09-29-2001 15:51     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

If I were a terrorist, I think I would have done things differently.

1. DO NOT LEAVE A TO DO LIST! -'nuff said

2. Attack the WTC. -that might have been a good idea. (Oh, no, don't get me wrong, I DO NOT support these assholes!)

3. If I were trying to break America's spirit, I would go after the thing that say "Freedom"... Lady Liberty herself. I am still trying to figure why they didn't go to Staten Island.

4. While the president is in the air, take down the fighter jets near him first, then go for Air Force 1. Blow it to smithereeens.

5. If I had as much money as the alleged mastermind, I would hire schizophrenics. Tell them *I* am god and they must do what I say. That could work. It might very well take years for them to believe it, but then, we don't know how long it took to orchestrate Sept 11th.

6. Then I would take credit for all of this and dare America to come after me. What the hell is Bin Laden thinking, anyway?

I hear that our special forces have been arrested in Afghanistan yet America is denying this. Well, that makes sense. If our special forces get arrested and executed, it doesn't give the rest of America much hope, does it?

(I repeat, I am NOT for the terrorists, I stand behind America!)

Now, what really irritates the piss out of me is all these IDIOTS flying Old Glory BACKWARDS! ARGH! There are dumb rednecks here in South Florida flying old and tattered and sun bleached flags! WHAT THE HELL!
Now, when the flag is in a horizontal position, we all know how that is flown. Of course we do. A lot of idiots think that while in the vertical view, the field of blue goes on the right. WRONG! The field ALWAYS always always goes on the LEFT! GET WITH IT AMERICA!

I think I am done venting... and I repeat, I stand behind America!!! I do not agree with the upcoming war (IF it come... what is Bush waiting for, anyway? Dad's approval?) but I will support it as much as I can.
I also think this should be left up to the women... *I'LL* go get Bin Laden... Just supply me with cigarrettes, coffee, and water... maybe some beef jerky, too, and I'll bring him back... Oh, Dead or Alive. Do I get to pick!?!?
I might need a few women to go with me, but I need to think about WHO I would take.
And I also direct your attention once again to my signature below.

Next weekend I go for my newest tattoo. It will be the head of an eagle with a tear in it's eye with 9-11-01 written below it.

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"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." -- Friedrich Nietzche

[This message has been edited by Amazon (edited 09-29-2001).]

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hussain
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posted 09-29-2001 16:02     Click Here to See the Profile for hussain   Click Here to Email hussain     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Amazon, quite honestly, this is just screaming for trouble.

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
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posted 09-29-2001 16:13     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hussain, you may be right, but i repeat I AM NOT FOR THE TERRORISTS, I STAND BEHIND AMERICA.

OK, ya'll may flame away at me now...

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eod
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posted 09-29-2001 16:19     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
4. While the president is in the air, take down the fighter jets near him first, then go for Air Force 1. Blow it to smithereeens.

Uh with what? Gonna fly the hijacked plane near the jets, throw your plastic knife at them and then go after air force one?

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Amazon

Anal Amazon,
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posted 09-29-2001 16:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Amazon   Click Here to Email Amazon     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Eod, if I had as much money as the alleged attacker, I'd hire several schizos to stand around waiting... armed with rocket launchers.
Hey, I don't know weapons... would that work?

Maybe send a fleet of fighter jets... obviously, lives mean nothing... it is the cause for which they fight, so if a few pilots lost their lives... (shrug) I imagine that's how a terrorist would think.

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Jimbo
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posted 09-29-2001 16:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Amazon:
Eod, if I had as much money as the alleged attacker, I'd hire several schizos to stand around waiting... armed with rocket launchers.
Hey, I don't know weapons... would that work?

About as well as me waving the Magic Clue Wand in your general direction.

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Kevin
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posted 09-29-2001 19:10     Click Here to See the Profile for Kevin   Click Here to Email Kevin     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Amazon:

Maybe send a fleet of fighter jets... obviously, lives mean nothing... it is the cause for which they fight, so if a few pilots lost their lives... (shrug) I imagine that's how a terrorist would think.

I know some people were criticizing the US for not getting fighters into the air faster, but I have to believe that if we saw actual fighter jets coming in towards American airspace, we would have every fighter in America scrambled in minutes.

Oh yeah, what about our SOF? I also heard we had them in there (along with the British SAS) but I didn’t know they were arrested? Do you have a link for that??

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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 09-29-2001 22:13     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
"My name is Yon Yonson,
I work in Wisconsin,
I work in a lumbermill there,
The people I meet when I walk down the street,
They say, "What's your name?"
And I say,
"My name is Yon Yonson,
I work in Wisconsin...."


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Clme
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posted 09-29-2001 22:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Clme   Click Here to Email Clme     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on and on.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because:
This is the song that never ends....

Sherri Lewis and Lambchop.


Lamchop likes pie.

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grendelkhan
Uber PenIs
posted 09-30-2001 05:11     Click Here to See the Profile for grendelkhan   Click Here to Email grendelkhan     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Actually, I've been wondering something about all of this. How exactly do people get talked into doing a suicide mission? I understand about the rewards in heaven deal, but at some point, don't you look at the guy who comes up with this idea and is just "planning" it, and say "Hey Jack, if you think this is such a good idea, why aren't you dead yet?"

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Jimbo
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posted 09-30-2001 08:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
... 'cause they're too noble and self-sacrificing to hound-dog all the glory and the houris. Duh.

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grendelkhan
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posted 09-30-2001 10:11     Click Here to See the Profile for grendelkhan   Click Here to Email grendelkhan     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Oh yeah...

I keep forgetting too that applying logic to suicide bombers is a futile effort.

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fenomas
argument nazi
posted 09-30-2001 23:12     Click Here to See the Profile for fenomas   Click Here to Email fenomas     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Read up on how Hassan i Sabbah convinced the assassins to defend him to the death.

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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 10-01-2001 19:22     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
when in doubt goto
http://www.hotornot.com/
and let the hours slip by in bliss

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