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eod
TREAT MERIGHT!
posted 10-03-2001 23:36     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote

NO SAR! I have not had a beard since highschool..

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"Yah, he may not be the coolest kid in school, but the closer I get to an A the more he looks like Freddie Prince Jr.!!" -----Mary-Kate

"What are you learning today? Pluses and take-a-ways???"-----Ashley

Mary Kate and Ashley - The Olsen Twins.

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Bex
Delicate Flower
posted 10-03-2001 23:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Bex   Click Here to Email Bex     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
What are you doing in that last pic, sniffing it?

From past experience with hairy males, I noticed facial hair tends to hold certain uhmm.. scents.

-Bex

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eod
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posted 10-03-2001 23:46     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I was kissing it goodbye.. It was right before I cut it off for a job interview.

Didn't smell.. I washed it, brushed it and kept it pretty clean..

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jumper42
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posted 10-04-2001 00:14     Click Here to See the Profile for jumper42   Click Here to Email jumper42     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
you know you are supposed to put extensions on top of your head not the bottom.

now all you are missing is bamboo earings, atleast two pair, a fendi bag, and a bad attitude.

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LaMFear
Dutch Pen - Cock sucking champ of 1999
posted 10-04-2001 00:14     Click Here to See the Profile for LaMFear   Click Here to Email LaMFear     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Doesn't all that facial hair itch?
I don't have much hair growing on my face, but if I don't shave for three days it really starts to itch.

I don't think I could stand having a full beard like eod.

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Jimbo
1 dr3w j00 4 p1ggy!

posted 10-04-2001 06:45     Click Here to See the Profile for Jimbo   Click Here to Email Jimbo     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Good god man, and you people made fun of my mustache?! 30D has WAAAAAAYYYY more mustache than I did... in addition to that wire-brush chin-mounted floorsweeper attachment he's sportin' there.

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catterpillar
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posted 10-04-2001 06:54           Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
i make jimbo look like a middle aged child molester by sleeping on his upper lip

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Tawny
PenIs
posted 10-04-2001 08:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Tawny   Click Here to Email Tawny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I keep looking at that last picture and I am getting increasingly disturbed at that fact that it looks as though he is making sweet love to his goatee.

I mean, I'm all for goatees. They solve a lot of problems with men's faces and chins. But having such a relationship with hair is a bit much.

Looks much better shorter.

And Jimbo, you look much better without a mustache.

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marcel
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posted 10-04-2001 09:07     Click Here to See the Profile for marcel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
eod,

What is the scar (extending from left earlobe to chin) from?

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FaRaN
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posted 10-04-2001 09:17     Click Here to See the Profile for FaRaN   Click Here to Email FaRaN     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
MWHOAHAHA I bet that was an carefully trimmed line like whathisname, british soul/whino/rapper ... damn...

I'm walking awaaaaay, from the troubles in my life...

pussy

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eod
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posted 10-04-2001 09:18     Click Here to See the Profile for eod   Click Here to Email eod     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:

Good god man, and you people made fun of my mustache?! 30D has WAAAAAAYYYY more mustache than I did... in addition to that wire-brush chin-mounted floorsweeper attachment he's sportin' there.

You don't get it Jimbo, I have hair on my chin to counter the fact that there is hair on my upperlip.

The only people who have JUST a mustache are Nascar racers, truck drivers and child molesters.

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"Yah, he may not be the coolest kid in school, but the closer I get to an A the more he looks like Freddie Prince Jr.!!" -----Mary-Kate

"What are you learning today? Pluses and take-a-ways???"-----Ashley

Mary Kate and Ashley - The Olsen Twins.

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Tawny
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posted 10-04-2001 09:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Tawny   Click Here to Email Tawny     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by eod:
The only people who have JUST a mustache are Nascar racers, truck drivers and child molesters.


And shop teachers.

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nuentoter
Hey look at me I got arrested for selling warez......... SIKE!! I'm a sneaky fuck
posted 10-04-2001 09:47     Click Here to See the Profile for nuentoter   Click Here to Email nuentoter     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.

"Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"

"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.

Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"

The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.

Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

just changin this from a hating jimbo's ugly mustach and eod's facial extrusion to a fun lovin time
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monk: what is the most valuable thing in this world
master: a dead cat
monk why?
master: because no one can put a price on it

[This message has been edited by nuentoter (edited 10-04-2001).]

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